Pig with monkey face birthed in China.

[Saturos]

That would make sense. These stories of weird animals from east asia are really two-a-dozen and I would be so not surprised if it were down to lax industrial practise.

/practice. There's my first proper "glove bitch slap" in our battle of the wits Sulk. Or do you want me to start a new thread entirely?

 

[Sulkdodds]

I never do get them the right way round.

Of course, I was under the impression that you were looking for a duel, in which both participants face each other like men - rather than one leaping like a coward from the shadows to pounce upon the other's chance errors.

 

[Saturos]

I never do get them the right way round.

Of course, I was under the impression that you were looking for a duel, in which both participants face each other like men - rather than one leaping like a coward from the shadows to pounce upon the other's chance errors.

Touche' my worthy opponent. I'll let you lay the ground rules. Our duel shall take place tonight! For you shall witness the eloquent side of Saturos!

P.S. Your time zone is a few hours later, so what say you 7:00P.M. my time? Aye?

 

[Remus]

WTF at the pig.

And LOL at : " Neighbours suggested they should keep it too see how it looks like as it matures..." :|:x

My personal recommendation:

 

[Sulkdodds]

Touche' my worthy opponent. I'll let you lay the ground rules. Our duel shall take place tonight! For you shall witness the eloquent side of Saturos!

P.S. Your time zone is a few hours later, so what say you 7:00P.M. my time? Aye?

This being a forum, I see no need for specific times.

I have no obligation to lay any ground rules; it is not I who have proposed the contest, for I am quite happy to sit around on my arse quite oblivious to your slings and arrows since, begging pardon, I hardly think my honour is in any danger from the likes of you, and in any case am lazy unless roused. Lay the terms of the challenge as you levy the challenge itself. I am quite sure you have brains enough to lay them sensibly, hmm?

 

[Saturos]

This being a forum, I see no need for specific times.

I have no obligation to lay any ground rules; it is not I who have proposed the contest, for I am quite happy to sit around on my arse quite oblivious to your slings and arrows since, begging pardon, I hardly think my honour is in any danger from the likes of you, and in any case am lazy unless roused. Lay the terms of the challenge as you levy the challenge itself. I am quite sure you have brains enough to lay them sensibly, hmm?

Very well. I'll be sure to brew up something nice. Though it may be a little later than 7:00P.M. than I had hoped, because embarrassingly, I too am somewhat lazy. I'm sure you have no desire for me to discuss my character flaws though. It is guaranteed however that I will fix up a text-based puzzle to make even Rubik jealous. Eventually that is.

To OP and other topic posters: Nevermind us. Please continue discussion without further interruption from our bickering.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I believe the ordinary procedure is to have a debate on a particular subject. Creating 'puzzles' for each other has potential for abuse. I leave it, of course, up to you.

 

[Saturos]

I believe the ordinary procedure is to have a debate on a particular subject. Creating 'puzzles' for each other has potential for abuse. I leave it, of course, up to you.

Oh one of these "political" debates in the "political" forum is it? Oh ho. Here we go again! Mutters to self: *I never was a politician dammit*

 

[Jintor]

If you kids aren't fighting some sort of Comic Battle then I see no reason to continue your pointless bickering.

 

[Eejit]

Can't you just agree to have a dance-off?
That's why webcams were invented.

 

[VirusType2]

Oh, It's on!

IT'S ON!

 

[Darkside55]

That cat-puppy is bullshit.