Planet dissolving space cloud heading towards Earth in nine years.

Well... Umm... The extinction of the human race..... that... uhh..... sucks?

LETS START LOOTING!!!!
 
Pfft clouds.

My level 79 leaf blower will destroy this shoddy attempt!
 
I just feel sorry for all the people who are going to die a virgin.
 
"The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting- edge ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert Sherwinski, a Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to NASA.

"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is imminent."
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To hell with the solar system, WE'VE CONFIRMED SEVERAL CUTTING EDGE IDEAS IN THEORETICAL PHYSICS. GORDAN FREEMAN WOULD HAVE A HARDON.
 
the source on that yahoo site is Weekly World News. Do I have to say any more?

these are the people who talk about batboy, flying sharks, how osama bin laden is an alien and whatnot. Its a parody magazine, people.

Not to mention a google for "chaos cloud" or "acid nebula" only turns up unrelated results, or that same exact "news story".
 
Speaking under the condition of anonymity, a senior White House official said the president's top science advisors are taking the findings in stride.

"This is a lot like global warming, where the jury is still out on whether it's real or not," said the official.
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Oh man, this is bad... really bad. I'll take one space ark ticket please!
 
Damn, and I thought we we're gonna die. :|

Thanks for getting my hopes up Tredoslop.
 
Shodan said:
Damn, and I thought we we're gonna die. :|

Thanks for getting my hopes up Tredoslop.
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I'm actually in the same boat as you.

Having a galaxy dissolving space cloud hit us would be cool. Solves all my future employment woes too.
 
nope sorry. theres too many people here that belive everything they hear.
 
There were people who acually beleived this????

LOL!!!
 
Icarusintel said:
Where is your god now?
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On his way here in his magic space dust car by the looks of the article.

SHIVER MY PLANKS, WE'RE GOING TO BE DISSOLVED!!!!

;(
 
Dog-- said:
There were people who acually beleived this????

LOL!!!
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I was hopeful..
I mean, how nice would it be to know exactly when the apocalypse is? Those last few days would roxorz ur boxorz
 
I wonder how it feels like being dissolved.

- "Hihihi, I'm being dissolved."

No.
 
It would be like getting in a really hot bath, and becoming the bath water.

Ooooo look at me, I'm going down the plughole! Hello mr. rat, want to ride my unicycle?
 
Well since they say this cloud is 10 million miles wide, dissolving would be pretty dang slow. Assuming it's a cloud like any other gas in a vacuum, as you travel farther out from the center it gets less and less dense, sooo as it came closer we'd dissolve more and more, most likely death would come from disappearing of air then of people turning into gas instantly.


:dork:
 
It'll be like having a big orgy, only to an atomic extent.
 
Shodan said:
Hes at Burger King, getting me some more damned fries.
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Oh noes! The King! :O
 

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Haha! I've got to read more on this fake news shit, sooo funny!
 
I wouldn't believe it would be a cloud...it would have to be a shockwave or something from a very near gamma ray burst..but if it was that near..we would definatly see the light. But I found the article and extremely funny and I freaked out my friend with it! :E
 
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