Please read and email ASAP!!!

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FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO ANYONE YOU KNOW!!! My sister just emailed me this dont know what it is about.

IT WAS ON GOOD MORNINGAMERICATODAYSHOW








THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USA TODAY - IT IS FOR REAL



To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages,


But this is from my friend Pearlas Sandborn and she really is


an attorney.



If she says that this will work - It will work. After all, what have


you got to lose?



SORRY EVERYBODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!! I'm an


attorney, And I know the law. This thing is for real. Rest assured


AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for


fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one


filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long ago.



Dear Friends: Please do not take this for a junk letter.


Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent


later.



Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies


and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the


most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail


beta test.



When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will


track it (If you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week


time period.



For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay


you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on,


Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives


it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact


you for your address and then send you a check.



Regards. Charles S Bailey General Manager Field Operations


1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX 292-1085




Thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this


e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and


within days, I received a check for $24, 800.00. You need to respond


before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this, Bill gates is the


man.



It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many


people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10, 000.00


We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without


getting a little something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got in


on this a few months ago. When I went to visit him for the Baylor/UT


game, she showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4,324.44 and


was stamped 'Paid In Full'.









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Email and AIM finally together. You've gotta check out free AOL Mail!
 
I thought I got rid of all my chain letters with threatening my friends and family with horrible internet pictures...
 
People like you are the reason why this crap still exists.
 
It's an obvious chain letter if the sentences are spaced like that.
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Freaking retard. Don't do this anymore. And girls can't be trusted with the internet anyway.
 
The forum just lost all intelligence in this thread.
 
what a gullible idiot you are alan000000. you're stupider than the fat man. i say, i might kill you in your sleep. [/family guy]
 
I still don't understand the point in chainletters.
Epic-scale confusion and chaos?
 
Chain letters will someday earn our trust...then kill us all.


Or just give us viruses and make us waste time we could have use intelligently.
 
Bill Gates: Okay, everyone RELEASE THE CHAINLETTERS, and raise our prices 500%!
Peoples: OMFG CHAINLETTERS FACEPALM
Person: Wait, havn't the prices rised?
Peoples: WHO THE **** CARES WE HAVE A ****ING CHAINLETTER ALERT
 
God...I knew Bill Gates would be behind the chain letters, I just didn't want to believe it.
 
So to ensure he isn't losing money on a product... Bill Gates is giving away tens of thousands of dollars? No wonder he's a billionaire.

Anyway, we're meant to believe it's true cause it's from a lawyer? What kind of retarded paradox is that?
 
Anyone with half a brain won't fall for it, but a good amount of people who use the internet are not fortunate enough to own more than a forth of a brain. So many people fall for stupid stuff like this
 
well when i get my check which i dont need(I do well) I will split it with everyone here that didnt call me an idiot.
 
You're an idiot....

Oooo...damn, I guess I'm not getting a chunk of that sweet paycheck.
 
well when i get my check which i dont need(I do well) I will split it with everyone here that didnt call me an idiot.

You're a ****ing moron. I didn't call you an idiot, do I still get my cut?
 
come on guys stop flaming the poor sap , lets just get this thing locked and be done with it.
 
Follow the simple instructions below, and you will soon be a millionaire! Also, tell 10 of your friends to do the same!



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That's it, I'm returning Alan a virus that self-replicates, instead of all this tedious social-engineering bullshit.
 
Another boil on this monster we call the internet.
 
Eh, sounds like a chain letter, be careful with those, they could possibly scam money out of you.
 
Looks like Captain Obvious to the rescue, yet again.
 
"I received a check for $24, 800.00"


Sweet, gonna forward this! Can't wait to receive my "$24, 800.00"!
 
Alan, my cheque hasn't arrived yet nor has it been cashed into my account. If you could post your bank details along with sort code/account number I'll be able to rectify this little hiccup.
 
The real question is - OK Alan was retarded enough to believe the letter. Was he comatose enough to reply with his bank details?


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The real question is - OK Alan was retarded enough to believe the letter. Was he comatose enough to reply with his bank details?

He seems like quite the gullible chap, so i am guessing yes.
 
Whats the OP's email address?

Can I suggest we all copy the text into an email, and email it directly to him? And then tell our friends to email it to him as well?
 
ALAN, if you PM me your creditcard number, you won't get a thing, but if you convince 10 of your friends or more to do the same, you'll get a $1000 for every person who did it.
 
Hey, did you guys notice that if you post your social security number on this forum, its gets filtered out? Just type it in and when you hit reply, it will change to asterisks!

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