please spoil Episode One for me

[secret friend]

This thread is not for the faint of heart.

 

[Cypher19]

Alyx dies when she's crossing that energy bridge in the Citadel. Then, Breen hovers in in front of you, in the form of a new half-assimilated Combine advisor and shouts "EVERYBODY DANCE!!". Then in the gap that is left, a massive platform full of a hundred combine soldiers all do the macarena. Then the Gman shows up and yells "STOP!".


..."hammertime!" And then he shows off his MCHammer dance moves. Then Alyx suddenly comes back to life for no reason and moves towards one of the dancing combine soldiers, swoons, and calls you "old news".

 

[cabbs]

i actually laughed at that

 

[Thunderclap]

Alyx dies when she's crossing that energy bridge in the Citadel. Then, Breen hovers in in front of you, in the form of a new half-assimilated Combine advisor and shouts "EVERYBODY DANCE!!". Then in the gap that is left, a massive platform full of a hundred combine soldiers all do the macarena. Then the Gman shows up and yells "STOP!".


..."hammertime!" And then he shows off his MCHammer dance moves. Then Alyx suddenly comes back to life for no reason and moves towards one of the dancing combine soldiers, swoons, and calls you "old news".

You forgot to mention that scanners provided disco lighting.

 

[bigpapa400lb]

Lol

 

[secret friend]

I can't believe I read those replies.

Damn it now you spoiled Episode One for me

 

[Goalie31]

You forgot to mention that scanners provided disco lighting.

 

[Sufferin-rebel]

Damn you guys crack me up

 

[Flyingdebris]

don't listen to his lies, here is the gospel truth

Remember those biozeminades? The ones that make themselves look good?
Well the entire story of halflife revolves around those.

The combine citadel was full of them and you and alyx are like "aww hells naw"

so you hook up a t3 line to the biozeminade reactor to leech off the combine's fat pipe and steal all the zero-day biozeminades to give to the citizens.

But you somehow fuxx0red everything up and the FBI hauls your ass to jail

the end

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Ill look for a walkthru to link you to