Possibly the biggest cockblock I've ever seen!

[Dog--]

So there's this girl at my work, my age, very hot and all that.

So there is different departments in the store where I work, she works in the photolab, and I work in the front end (getting carts, bagging groceries, etc). Part of my job involves closing/locking up the store. So I put the doors on one-way (so no one new can come in, but the customers left in there can get out), and after I do this I have to guard the doors until everyone in the store is gone, then I lock them when there are no customers in the store. So I'm just sitting there, thinking "I really like this girl, I should make my move.." At this point she is doing photolab stuff behind the photolab counter, and I'm just sitting there guarding the door. So I figure "**** it, I'm going to talk to her, right after everyone in the store is gone". So last person leaves, and then this kid (my and her age) comes up and is like, "aww man, can I get in, I just have to pick someone up, I'm not buying anything". This happens every now and then, so I let him in, then lock the doors (there is an entrance/exit that employees get to use when the main doors are locked), at this point I'm ready to go talk to her. So I go to talk to her at the photolab, then I see that kid there talking to her. She goes up to the only remaining cashier (who's just counting the change left in her register, she's ready to leave also), and she starts talking "oh my god, I haven't seen him in ages, he was my best friend like 3 years ago, he's cute, he's giving me a ride home" then she goes to the employee lounge to get her coat and stuff, while he went to his car.

I just walked away in shame.

LAME.

If only I didn't let him in.. That dirty little COCK SUCKER!

 

[The Monkey]

oh lol

 

[Dog--]

I :arms:'d in real life after this occurrence.

 

[Raziaar]

Find him and develop him in the photo lab with chemicals.

 

[Emporius]

To bad you got saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked

 

[nipples]

That sucks. I know, a similar thing happened to me on Friday with a girl I work with.

 

[Krynn72]

Pussy. That wouldn't have stopped a real man.

 

[Dog--]

Well I was going to dismember him and eat his soul, but I didn't have my axe with me.

 

[Krynn72]

That wouldnt have stopped a real man.

 

[Dog--]

Well I was going to karate chop his dick off and shove it down his throat, but I didn't want to seem gay for touching his dick.

 

[Krynn72]

Oh, ok thats understandable.

 

[mindless_moder]

was she asian by any chance ? .

 

[Dog--]

@modder - No, this is a real one.

@ZT - No he sounds like a douche bag.

 

[Vegeta897]

The thread title is subliminally messaging me that Dog-- has a big cock.

 

[Krynn72]

What I got out of it was that he has a big block.

 

[Dog--]

Shut up ZT, you are a fag.




That's my brother. My clock is bigger then his.

 

[Sheepo]

THAN his. Your clock is bigger THAN his.

 

[Dog--]

No my clock is bigger then his.

Than we went to get some sloppy joe's.

 

[Kamikazie]

Or a cock meat sandwich.

 

[Vegeta897]

THAN his. Your clock is SMALLER THAN his.

 

[Dog--]

If only I got my G1 beginner license when I turned 16, rather then when I turned 17, I'd be driving her home, but I have to wait until my 18th birthday in April to get my G2..

Which I'll probably fail.

I even got a sweet ass caddy with a little tv flip screen in it, big black fuzzy dice on the rear view.. It's ballin. But I can't drive it.

****.

 

[Sheepo]

THAN his. Your clock is SMALLER THAN his.

I'll BLOCK your CLOCK clean OFF!

with a sock

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

I was at a party once and I knew a friend of mine was going to go to a room later with his girlfriend to get away from the party for a while. I hid in a cardboard box I had found in the corner of the room, and just sat there for about 5 minutes until they came in. Eventually they started making out in which I proceeded to throw the cardboard box off of me, shoot them both with silly string and then an automatic nerf gun.

Cockblocked.

 

[xombine]

Possibly the biggest attention whore I've ever seen!

 

[Dog--]

The first reason you mentioned is irrelevant as to whether you would be taking her home. Just because you get a license does not mean some girl you don't even know will allow you to drive her home.

The second reason however, is relevant as to whether you would be taking her home. Because if I were a woman I would probably be turned off by your cheap attempt to impress me with your "sweet ass caddy" and "big black fuzzy dice"

I bought it for $300 - Also, if I had a car and license, I'd have a million times more confidence, so I'd probably know her better already anyways. Right now I don't have any confidence because what am I going to do? The best I could do if double date with my bro and his GF to get a free ride somewhere (but how often could I do that?), the second best I could do is a cab (totally lame). The worst I could do is my parents driving me (shudders).

 

[Kamikazie]

You need a car for confidence? It wont hurt to get her to drive you places. How do you think I got around after I drove my car into a flipping pole? Just promise you'll give the girl yours and you're set!

 

[Dog--]

She don't have a car either!

You really do have to admit, a car does help.

 

[Sheepo]

Above statement is true. I had just assumed she couldn't drive.

Edit: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUU-

 

[Bad^Hat]

This one time I was gonna have some totally hot sex with this girl, right. But then my mum needed to use the phone.

Cockblocked, amirite?

 

[MJ12]

A car helps with actual relationships, if they are like... 30 minutes to an hour apart. A car helps with getting jobs, a car helps with getting Taco Bell at 2:30 AM....

However, a Car does not help with confidence.

 

[Kamikazie]

You make everything complicated, Dog.

When will you be able to drive by yourself?

EDIT: Read the truth above me. Especially the Taco Bell part.

 

[Dog--]

I live in the country, atleast 2 hours walk from anyone, how the hell does a car NOT help?

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

No see what he's saying is that a car shouldn't affect your confidence. Yeah it probably sucks seeing as any girl you see you're going to have a bum a ride off someone or take a taxi, but it shouldn't interfere with those mackin skillz dawg

 

[Kamikazie]

A car will help me slam you into a tree if you don't answer my question.

 

[Sheepo]

With confidence. Can you read?

Edit: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUU-

 

[Dog--]

A car will help me slam you into a tree if you don't answer my question.

6 more months.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

Well then in 6 months you can mack it so hard

 

[Kamikazie]

Well then in 6 months you can mack it so hard

Basically.

All I can really tell you is to get to know her in those 6 months, and then try a relationship when you get the license if it gives you that much confidence. If you build up enough confidence without the car, ask her out before your birthday. It's the best thing to do if you want to date her. Wait to long for someone and they might go a different direction.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

Wait to long for someone and they might go a different direction.

This. Better not wait those entire 6 months or she'll be GONE.

 

[Kamikazie]

That's why I said it. Experience sucks the biggest cock.

I'm telling you, just start talking to her and you'll be good friends in no time. One thing, dodge the friend zone. It's a: