Possibly the biggest cockblock I've ever seen!

Corp. Sheepo said:
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Chicken block?
 
Poor Dog--. His memories of this slut were dead and buried but you just had to drag them back to the forefront of his mind after being gone for two weeks.

Douche.
 
Oh god oh god I forgot, but since this thread came up you made me remember and now I must kill myself. Oh **** oh ****.
 
have a shopping trolley and tell her to jump in.

you can push her home.

she'll choose that over a car ride home anyday.....lol
 
I got cockblocked by WoW once.

preface: I lived in a double dorm room.
"Hey Erol, how much longer do you think you'll be playing?"
"I just started a raid with my guild."
"****!"
"What?"
"Nothing..."
 
The fact that you even played WoW is the cockblock.
 
you know what's a real cockblock? no condoms and her friend is in the room. ****.
 
nipples said:
The fact that you even played WoW is the cockblock.
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Umm...I don't play WoW and never will. My roommate was playing WoW and was in the middle of a raid. And I couldn't get the room to myself so that I could sex up my girlfriend. That's how I was cockblocked by WoW. The End.
 
Captain M4d said:
Umm...I don't play WoW and never will. My roommate was playing WoW and was in the middle of a raid. And I couldn't get the room to myself so that I could sex up my girlfriend. That's how I was cockblocked by WoW. The End.
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Roomatecockblock
 
I would like to hear this story.

Did he attempt to engage you in a socratic dialogue, leaving the girl in question to roll her eyes and walk away?
 
Dog-- said:
So there's this girl at my work, my age, very hot and all that.

So there is different departments in the store where I work, she works in the photolab, and I work in the front end (getting carts, bagging groceries, etc). Part of my job involves closing/locking up the store. So I put the doors on one-way (so no one new can come in, but the customers left in there can get out), and after I do this I have to guard the doors until everyone in the store is gone, then I lock them when there are no customers in the store. So I'm just sitting there, thinking "I really like this girl, I should make my move.." At this point she is doing photolab stuff behind the photolab counter, and I'm just sitting there guarding the door. So I figure "**** it, I'm going to talk to her, right after everyone in the store is gone". So last person leaves, and then this kid (my and her age) comes up and is like, "aww man, can I get in, I just have to pick someone up, I'm not buying anything". This happens every now and then, so I let him in, then lock the doors (there is an entrance/exit that employees get to use when the main doors are locked), at this point I'm ready to go talk to her. So I go to talk to her at the photolab, then I see that kid there talking to her. She goes up to the only remaining cashier (who's just counting the change left in her register, she's ready to leave also), and she starts talking "oh my god, I haven't seen him in ages, he was my best friend like 3 years ago, he's cute, he's giving me a ride home" then she goes to the employee lounge to get her coat and stuff, while he went to his car.

I just walked away in shame.

LAME.

If only I didn't let him in.. That dirty little COCK SUCKER!
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The critical problem is that you weren't critical enough of your own shameful state of affairs.

Before ever talking to a girl, you must always count off every little detail that would make you appears as nothing more then a mentally challenged ugly little man-troll that is a detriment to the human gene pool.



Also, never date your ****in' co-workers, its like the first rule of employment, right before Don't be criminally incompetent.


I bought it for $300 - Also, if I had a car and license, I'd have a million times more confidence
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Lol, teenagers, this is why advertising works on you.

A car helps with actual relationships, if they are like... 30 minutes to an hour apart. A car helps with getting jobs, a car helps with getting Taco Bell at 2:30 AM....

However, a Car does not help with confidence.
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This.


I'm the guy in the chair, except it was a couch and there was a chick dressed as a candy striper laying face-up on top of me with my hand up her top. The bellyflopper is my fat, jealous friend that proceeded to jump on us until another friend tossed me a pool cue to fend him off. DICK MOVE
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You do know its legal to kill a former friend who cockblocks, if you can find me a judge and jury that'll put you away for defending your penis' honour, I'll drink goat piss (which admittedly is little different from American beer).
 
I got cock-blocked by a pregnancy scare once.

Bitches say they want to start a family with you, you **** once without a rubber and suddenly she can barely look at you. :imu:
 
I got cockblocked by sleep once. Thank god.

I was totally drunk and was about to "do" this girl. Then I woke up in the morning.

I am my own biggest hero. I was quite lucky because she looked like a moose and had a boyfriend the size of a bear who was 7 years older than me.
 
The critical problem is that you weren't critical enough of your own shameful state of affairs.

Before ever talking to a girl, you must always count off every little detail that would make you appears as nothing more then a mentally challenged ugly little man-troll that is a detriment to the human gene pool.
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Honestly didn't understand any of this.

Also, never date your ****in' co-workers, its like the first rule of employment, right before Don't be criminally incompetent.
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Dude she's fine.

Lol, teenagers, this is why advertising works on you.
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...? Advertising played no part in any of this. I need to get my license to live my life and I got a car from the 80's for $300.


This.
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I don't live in the city man, I live about 2 hours OUTSIDE of the city, if I were to get anywhere I'd have to pay for cabs all the time. I actually wouldn't call it confidence, I'd say it's more convenience. I'd have to shell out stupid amounts of cash to take cabs, you have no idea how much the cabs charge around here. Plus you don't have any idea of how little I actually make.
 
nurizeko said:
Also, never date your ****in' co-workers, its like the first rule of employment, right before Don't be criminally incompetent.
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haha, I'm dating one of my old managers now.

I mean, she's not a co-worker now, but she was. Does that count?
 
Captain M4d said:
Umm...I don't play WoW and never will. My roommate was playing WoW and was in the middle of a raid. And I couldn't get the room to myself so that I could sex up my girlfriend. That's how I was cockblocked by WoW. The End.
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Haha, I read it wrong the first time.
 
Dog-- said:
Dude she's fine.
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Dude, she's employed at your work.


Do you want to have to deal with her when the relationship (or awkward state of affairs after a rejection) inevitably goes sour?.


Just resist. :p

Advertising played no part in any of this. I need to get my license to live my life and I got a car from the 80's for $300.
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Thats a fair statement, but a car cannot apply confidence, your confidence issues are deep seated and your own.


I don't live in the city man, I live about 2 hours OUTSIDE of the city, if I were to get anywhere I'd have to pay for cabs all the time. I actually wouldn't call it confidence, I'd say it's more convenience. I'd have to shell out stupid amounts of cash to take cabs, you have no idea how much the cabs charge around here. Plus you don't have any idea of how little I actually make.
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I never said don't get a car, I said the car wont convey magical brain chemical altering properties (unless you inhale the fumes).

I'm somewhat in your boat, no ride of my own, I live in a city myself so I aint completely scuppered transport wise, but its only now I can afford the driving lessons.

Best of luck with yours. :cheers:




haha, I'm dating one of my old managers now.

I mean, she's not a co-worker now, but she was. Does that count?
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Not really, but dating your boss is terrible, never do it, it goes without saying you probably wont get a raise after it falls apart.
 
**** that. I say go for it. My workplace is probably the only place where im able to pick up hot women.
Out on the town when im drunk, i have a big disadvantedge. Generally speaking.
 
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