Possibly the biggest cockblock I've ever seen!

Its alot denser then a black hole. Black Holes can't escape the friend zone.
 
Adrik_Senturu said:
Its alot denser then a black hole. Black Holes can't escape the friend zone.
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QFT , LJBF is no way for a man to live ...

On that note , you're thinking way ahead . you need to develop a rapport with her before you can conjure up weekend plans in your "caddy"
 
Not to squash your story, but that's pretty mild cockblock if it can even be called a "cockblock".

A - You weren't about to have sex with her, you were just about to talk to her.
B - The door is still open, it's not like he's marrying her.

Thread hijack time:

Halloween weekend I was visiting a friend with some buddies. To keep this short I have a visual aid:
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I'm the guy in the chair, except it was a couch and there was a chick dressed as a candy striper laying face-up on top of me with my hand up her top. The bellyflopper is my fat, jealous friend that proceeded to jump on us until another friend tossed me a pool cue to fend him off. DICK MOVE

Bonus: There may or may not be a permanent impression of my right hand on her left breast because the cockblocker landed directly on my hand, squishing it down on her tit extremely hard.
 
Twice.

& took photos for tha biatch to develop tomorrow night. You know whats funny? When he said he had to pick someone up, he probably meant her. So, they (meaning she as well) probably planned it. Therefore, he saved you from rejection.

Cocksave.

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Rofllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.

You ****ing BLOW dude.

Hahahahaha. Seriously, that ****ing sucks for you.
 
"Sorry, I'm being picked up in about thirty seconds by an old friend from about 3 years ago. He's really cute."

*knock knock* "Hello, I'm just here to pick somebody up."




Or, alternately,

"Oh, I'm just picking someone up... she'll do."
 
Ask her how her night went, to show you care. Then bring a hot ass chick over after work to "pick you up". She'll get jealous. Sexual tension will arise.

oooh It's almost too clever. How easy womanth ist.
 
If he could convince a hot chick to come pick him up after work he might as well get photocounter chick and cut out the middlewoman.
 
--From the Desk of Darkedge--

"Flirting with a girl when shes going out with someone, thats badass."
 
sigh,you people ..so uncreative ...find gay porn, superimpose guy's head to gay porn photos, drop off disk full of ga porn photos to photolab with his name on it and a note saying "dear hot girl please print out these photos, your cute new friend"
 
Just take sexy pictures of you to have developed and drop them off while shes working orrrr take sexy pictures of you and a sexy lady to make her jealous or both.
 
Sounds like he was there to pick her up in the first place. So if you hadn't let him in she'd probably think you were a psycho. So look on the bright side, she might not know who you are but at least she doesn't think you'll rape her. Always a plus.
 
He could have just used that excuse to get in the store and find a girl to take home.
 
AmishSlayer said:
Not to squash your story, but that's pretty mild cockblock if it can even be called a "cockblock".

A - You weren't about to have sex with her, you were just about to talk to her.
B - The door is still open, it's not like he's marrying her.

Thread hijack time:

Halloween weekend I was visiting a friend with some buddies. To keep this short I have a visual aid:

I'm the guy in the chair, except it was a couch and there was a chick dressed as a candy striper laying face-up on top of me with my hand up her top. The bellyflopper is my fat, jealous friend that proceeded to jump on us until another friend tossed me a pool cue to fend him off. DICK MOVE

Bonus: There may or may not be a permanent impression of my right hand on her left breast because the cockblocker landed directly on my hand, squishing it down on her tit extremely hard.
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i speak for everyone when i say .... pics or it didnt happen
 
Rofl, so what happened to the chick? She just walked away in injury? Should've mended the wound first with the other hand :p

Oh and fat people always do lame shit like that, thats why no one likes them. I have -some- really chill fat friends. But most of them are f*ckin CBs.
 
Boobytrap a roll of photos you want developed with that magic rapespray Snake has in a cigarbox in Metal Gear Solid 3, and then when she wants to develop the phhotos, she'll knock herself unconsious... and then make love to her unconsious body.
Then!~ when her best friend ever walks in (because you leave the door open when its closing).. you hit him on the back of the head with a fire extinguisher, so that you can rip his face clean of his skull... Which you then use to convince her that you're him... so you can have teh sex later on. See?
easy as cake !

-dodo
 
I♥HALFLIFE said:
Rofl, so what happened to the chick? She just walked away in injury? Should've mended the wound first with the other hand :p

Oh and fat people always do lame shit like that, thats why no one likes them. I have -some- really chill fat friends. But most of them are f*ckin CBs.
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She wasn't in the mood any more so we just went to sleep. It was nice to wake up with my penis right between her butt cheeks though (I was only wearing a thin bathrobe the night before - I was Hugh Hefner).

The next morning she left pretty early. I remember her calling herself an idiot for coming back with me and not her friends - even though I did nothing to pressure her. I just said, "Hey, we're leaving. You wanna come with?" She must've just been pissed about her boob because I bumped into her at another Halloween party the next night and she was still very into me.
 
Dog-- said:
So there's this girl at my work, my age, very hot and all that.

So there is different departments in the store where I work, she works in the photolab, and I work in the front end (getting carts, bagging groceries, etc). Part of my job involves closing/locking up the store. So I put the doors on one-way (so no one new can come in, but the customers left in there can get out), and after I do this I have to guard the doors until everyone in the store is gone, then I lock them when there are no customers in the store. So I'm just sitting there, thinking "I really like this girl, I should make my move.." At this point she is doing photolab stuff behind the photolab counter, and I'm just sitting there guarding the door. So I figure "**** it, I'm going to talk to her, right after everyone in the store is gone". So last person leaves, and then this kid (my and her age) comes up and is like, "aww man, can I get in, I just have to pick someone up, I'm not buying anything". This happens every now and then, so I let him in, then lock the doors (there is an entrance/exit that employees get to use when the main doors are locked), at this point I'm ready to go talk to her. So I go to talk to her at the photolab, then I see that kid there talking to her. She goes up to the only remaining cashier (who's just counting the change left in her register, she's ready to leave also), and she starts talking "oh my god, I haven't seen him in ages, he was my best friend like 3 years ago, he's cute, he's giving me a ride home" then she goes to the employee lounge to get her coat and stuff, while he went to his car.

I just walked away in shame.

LAME.

If only I didn't let him in.. That dirty little COCK SUCKER!
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You didn't get cock blocked. He just beat you to the punch.
 
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