Post a Humorous Personal Fact!

[Link]

I can wear three socks at once without them falling off.

 

[el Chi]

As a child, after having discovered Monty Python and the Holy Grail, I got cross in a swimming pool and called my mum a "watery tart".

 

[Kesmai]

didnt spend enough time with my mom...

 

[63]

didnt spend enough time with my mom...

Welcome to halflife2.net

I can take about an hour on the tower of power
'Long as I gets a little golden shower

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[Suriana]

Man this thread was made for me, I could endlessly recount humorous personal facts/incidents.

Actually they're generally embarassing for me, but everyone else laughs :hmph:

Like the time I got crushed by automatic sliding doors at the shopping mall. Automatic doors don't like me.

Oh and when I was very, very young, I heard someone say that 1 in 4 children were Chinese and I wondered who out of me and my 3 brothers was the Chinese one. (My god I was such an idiot!)

 

[Jangle]

As a child, after having discovered Monty Python and the Holy Grail, I got cross in a swimming pool and called my mum a "watery tart".

 

[DietSoap]

My dog died, I have cancer, I'm missing all four of my limbs (typing with my nose), and all my family members and friends recently commit suicide. It's silly, I know.

 

[Que-Ever]

I was at camp for a week, and I got bacj just yesterday. I washed my hair with shampoo and everything for the first time in two years. The water was brown.

I also think I have a cold right now. I'm not sure, it may still be dirt from camp in my nose.

 

[Vass]

Did you give up hygene for Lent or something?

What kind of camp was it?

 

[Que-Ever]

It was a boy-scout camp.

And no, I gave away my hygiene for christmas.

 

[taviow]

I just read this entire thread.

I intend to live forever. :flame:

 

[The Brick]

By bumping an old thread? Bad way to start.

 

[Qonfused]

This thread is epic, though.

 

[taviow]

eek... I didnt even noticed it. ;(

 

[Shodan]

My fact:

I am married to a member of this forum.

Bye now!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Fact: This line is bullshit.

 

[Russian Mafia]

Fact: TollBooth Willie's fact is not true.

 

[Remus]

Fact: Russian Mafia is not Russian

 

[Dalamari]

Fact: When Mighty Horse rocks, he rocks a fat ass

 

[NeptuneUK]

I would be gay for Trent Reznor.
What man wouldn't!?

 

[<RJMC>]

I found hot womans aged around 30 very sexy

 

[Seppo]

I always form acronyms in my mind out of every sentence I say or write

 

[Sebastian]

I would never tongue the brown starfish.

 

[Seppo]

I would never tongue the brown starfish.

you're right, that is humorous

 

[Steve]

My little toes curl and tuck under my fourth toes.

 

[TCfromBN]

Fact: This statement is false.

 

[Seppo]

Fact: This statement is false.

don't know if it's false or not, but it's certainly old

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Cake: The cake is a lie.

 

[Evo]

Fact - Samon will lock this thread :O

 

[Vegeta897]

I've never had a headache in my entire life.

I have no idea what one feels like, but I know I've never had my head or brain hurt unless I bashed it or something.

 

[Seppo]

I've never had a headache in my entire life.

I have no idea what one feels like, but I know I've never had my head or brain hurt unless I bashed it or something.

that's really weird if you're not making it up. How is it even possible

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Fact - Samon will lock this thread :O

D: I don't believe you. You dirty lying bastard!

Fact: I am not really a banana.

 

[Vegeta897]

that's really weird if you're not making it up. How is it even possible

Why is it weird? To me, having your head hurt by no cause of physical damage seems like the weird thing.

 

[TCfromBN]

Fact: I am not really a banana.

Fact: The above statement is false.

 

[Smoke]

My fact:

I am married to a member of this forum.

Bye now!

I am married to a member of this forum.

 

[Vegeta897]

Oh shi-

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Fact: The above statement is false.

Fact: You are supposed to post personal facts you dumbshit.

Another Fact: I am NOT a banana. FFS.

 

[<RJMC>]

Why is it weird? To me, having your head hurt by no cause of physical damage seems like the weird thing.

do a lot of complicated maths whit anoying kids screaming around while listening to jojo

 

[lePobz]

Fact: The boobies in my avatar are actually my very own manboobs.

Look at them now, you perverts! HA!





... just kidding.

 

[French Ninja]

Every girl I've ever been interested in always magically gets a boyfriend around the time I make my intentions known.

I was the only person in my German class that knew what a homemaker is today.