Postal Movie Release Cut To Four Screens

[Deleted member 56031]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/83905-Postal-Movie-Release-Cut-To-Four-Screens

I just want to see who is willing to travel to one of these showings to see it

 

[Doppelgofer]

i wish everyone would just dismiss uwe boll and forget about him

 

[taviow]

This is quite hilarious
I lol'd.

 

[StardogChampion]

Nae joy.

 

[Que-Ever]

You know what? That poster actually looks damn hilarious.

 

[AmishSlayer]

Suck it, Uwe.

 

[TheDude]

Uwe Boll needs AIDS>

 

[Bad^Hat]

Pff, Uwe wishes he was "controversial". He's such an irrelevant little pissant it's not even funny anymore.

 

[Darkside55]

I hope one of those four screens is in this state. I've gotta see it.

 

[CyberPitz]

I actually want to see it. Why don't people stop being pussies and just don't go watch it if they don't like it? Quit pushing your beliefs and wants on other people.

 

[Lucid]

But, you'd actually WASTE money to watch a movie that you know is going to be Grade A dog shit?

 

[CyberPitz]

But, you'd actually WASTE money to watch a movie that you know is going to be Grade A dog shit?

If I do, that's my choice, not another persons.

 

[Dalamari]

I'll torrent it just to see HOW shit it is

 

[CyberPitz]

I'll torrent it just to see HOW shit it is

That's all there is to really do, since you can't just go watch a good movie, then peak into the theater and watch it for free, if you wanted.

Either way, wasn't Dogma under a lot of scrutiny like this, too?

 

[Lucid]

But Dogma was Kevin Smith.

Postal is Uwe Boll.

 

[CyberPitz]

But Dogma was Kevin Smith.

Postal is Uwe Boll.

Both were extremely controversial. I SERIOUSLY doubt the movie got knocked off the theaters because of the director. If that's the case, why are we letting in 90% of the movies in theaters?

 

[Wanted Bob]

Transformers would've been in like 3 theatres if that was the case

I wanted to watch this just because it looks nothing short of rediculous, cheesy, and stupid, and we all need that in our lives every so often. Since I wont be able to see it, I will probably torrent it as well.

 

[Direwolf]

It seems to me like we've been hearing about Postal for a long time. I'd speculate that its been in the can and must be really awful, so the studio doesn't want to release it.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Both were extremely controversial. I SERIOUSLY doubt the movie got knocked off the theaters because of the director. If that's the case, why are we letting in 90% of the movies in theaters?

No, it's being denied by theatres because it makes tasteless jokes about 9/11 and other obviously sensitive issues. Doesn't change the fact that Uwe did it. But hey, don't let us save you the worst $10 you'll ever spend.

Also -

con?tro?ver?sy

1. a prolonged public dispute, debate, or contention; disputation concerning a matter of opinion.
2. contention, strife, or argument.

Calling it 'controversial' implies someone gives a shit. They don't, so it isn't.

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To all of you writing now about me and the fact that POSTAL is not getting screens.its okay ..its fun kicking a guy nonstop who is on the ground you are all not getting it that i'm the guy who made it against the big hollywood system and you are all only busy to destroy me and finish me up and then you YOU WON WHAT ? the attention of the studios, michael bay .. ????? if you damage me you feel closer to Hollywood ? what is your game plan?

Yep.

 

[elkaebee]

I will see this movie just for the last scene.

Obama and Bush in a happy ending.

 

[CptStern]

No, it's being denied by theatres because it makes tasteless jokes about 9/11 and other obviously sensitive issues. Doesn't change the fact that Uwe did it. But hey, don't let us save you the worst $10 you'll ever spend.

Also -


Calling it 'controversial' implies someone gives a shit. They don't, so it isn't.

Edit - Also also -


Yep.

wow Uwe is crazy ..he definately has a persecution cmplex ..and he blames everything else instead what's apparent to anyone else: he sucks

 

[The Monkey]

I'll torrent it just to see HOW shit it is

But piracy is communism! How will poor Uwe get any incomes if everyone torrents his movies?

 

[Operational]

lol and apparently it his best film yet!

 

[Qhartb]

But piracy is communism! How will poor Uwe get any incomes if everyone torrents his movies?

No it isn't. I places firm class divides between those with dedicated lines, high-speed internet, dial-up, and none.

 

[CyberPitz]

Did Badhat just say the movie WASN'T controversial...
....
what is this thread, the "make vague points"?

 

[Bad^Hat]

There's a difference between controversial and just plain offensive. The movie was banned outright from all but four cinemas... not much controversy there. I know, I'm nitpicking, but it seems like calling it controversial is somehow giving Uwe a bit of credit, and that just won't stand.

 

[CyberPitz]

There's a difference between controversial and just plain offensive. The movie was banned outright from all but four cinemas... not much controversy there. I know, I'm nitpicking, but it seems like calling it controversial is somehow giving Uwe a bit of credit, and that just won't stand.

lol, you do have a point. Poor Uwe, if only he made good movies......wait....