Practical tips for a trip to England

[Insano]

I'm going to England next week for three days, and can you guys give me some tips? We're going to have some free time over there so we can do whatever we want to, and we also need to do interviews with random people at the street.

Practical jokes, ... everything is welcome.

And yes, I know that bombs aren't allowed.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Rule 1. When visiting England there will be no fun, or practical jokes of any kind, you will behave yourself and do as you are told, understood?

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Don't go to Preston.

 

[Insano]

Well, we're only going to the south of England: Canterbury, Dover, etc.

And there is no way in hell this is going to be some boring school trip

 

[CyberPitz]

I want to go to England.

 

[ríomhaire]

Go to Ireland

 

[ComradeBadger]

Well, we're only going to the south of England: Canterbury, Dover, etc.

And there is no way in hell this is going to be some boring school trip

Canterbury is a shit night out.



When you headed there? I won't be down south till after May 13th.

Drink as much as possible.. just have a lot of fun. Where you staying?

 

[Harryz]

What part(s) of England you going to?

 

[Mr-Fusion]

I used to live in Weymouth. Does anyone live near there? Coastal town.

 

[Insano]

Canterbury is a shit night out.



When you headed there? I won't be down south till after May 13th.

Drink as much as possible.. just have a lot of fun. Where you staying?

The only thing I know at the moment is that we're staying at a hotel at Dover, but we haven't receive any info about the location of the other hotels yet.

I'll be going from Wednesday 26th April to Friday 28th April, too bad you're not going to be there

What part(s) of England you going to?

The south of England. The only thing I know we're going to do for sure is visit the Cathedral of Canterbury.

 

[Solaris]

I live near preston.

Bring Lucky Charms, we don't sell them over here.

 

[kirovman]

Weymouth is in the South West, I think Short Recoil is the only man to live near there.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

I live near preston.

What a stunning coincidence.

 

[Insano]

Bring Lucky Charms, we don't sell them over here.

Those English are always after ‘me Lucky Charms!

Does anyone think I should do the funny walk, that John Cleese does in Fawlty Towers?

 

[Solaris]

Why do you live near by, or did you just visit there once?

 

[Sulkdodds]

Drinking age is 18, smoking age and ****ing age is 16.

Don't drink the water! It makes you forget!

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

I reside nearby.

 

[UltimaApocalypse]

Take me with you! D:

 

[Insano]

Drinking age is 18, smoking age and ****ing age is 16.

Don't drink the water! It makes you forget!

We can bring our own beer with us, as long as it's not vodka or anything

There is no real drinking age in Belgium. Well, there is (16), but nobody cares.

And about the ****ing age: *Quagmire style* allllright...

Take me with you! D:

Can you fit into a little backpack?

 

[kirovman]

Don't disobey authority or the law. They do.... things.

*Kirovman shudders

 

[Insano]

Is that why the British moderators have become like that?

 

[kirovman]

I agree.... shallow and pedantic.

 

[Insano]

Interesting...

Well to repeat the most important question:

Does anyone think I should do the funny walk, that John Cleese does in Fawlty Towers?

 

[kirovman]

I wouldn't... you'd probably get mugged.

 

[Insano]

I'm just bringing a tribute to your fantastic culture.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Come through Crawley and I'll say hi. But then again, you're under 18, so you won't be able to join me for a pint D:

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Insano]

I'll bring my own beer, Belgium beer > all D:

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Stella, alongside certain E-Colours and rap music, is one of my triggers for migraine.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Jangle]

I'm just bringing a tribute to your fantastic culture.

Don't you mean fabulous? D:

 

[kirovman]

Goto Tescos in Brighton and steal beer from there. lol

 

[Insano]

Stella, alongside certain E-Colours and rap music, is one of my triggers for migraine.

-Angry Lawyer

You have to try Duvel if you get the chance. It's one of the strongest beers in the world, and drinking too much of it will kill you, literally.

 

[Insano]

Don't you mean fabulous? D:

That's been used to much it's not funny anymore, so I made up my own spin-off D:

 

[Sulkdodds]

Tittyfalarious!

 

[Angry Lawyer]

You have to try Duvel if you get the chance. It's one of the strongest beers in the world, and drinking too much of it will kill you, literally.

They sell that in a pub local to me, but that pub also sells Zwiec, which is my favourite beer, so I've never really had a chance to try it.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Insano]

Tittyfalarious!

That's the spirit!

They sell that in a pub local to me, but that pub also sells Zwiec, which is my favourite beer, so I've never really had a chance to try it.

-Angry Lawyer

Well, my advice is to go easy on them

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Being half-Polish, I have natural tolerance to alcohol. I think I can take it.

I mean, do you know why Absinthe got banned? BECAUSE I DRANK HIM.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Insano]

Well, there are enough videos available on the interweb that show that Duvel shall not be taken lightly.

 

[Dalamari]

Go to Durham and smoke pot with Davo and watch trannie porn

 

[kirovman]

Being half-Polish, I have natural tolerance to alcohol. I think I can take it.

I mean, do you know why Absinthe got banned? BECAUSE I DRANK HIM.

-Angry Lawyer

So that's how he died...

 

[Insano]

So that's how he died...

We prefer the term 'to have gone to a better place'.