Puppy flies for one mile in a gust of wind

[jet_porkins]

WATERFORD TOWNSHIP, Mich. - A six-pound Chihuahua has been reunited with her owners after a 70-mph gust of wind picked the puppy up and tossed her out of sight.

The story blows me away.

 

[VirusType2]

Wow lol ****ing the stuff of legends. If only it was caught on video camera

 

[CptStern]

overheard at site of dog disappearance:

"it's doggone windy today!"

 

[VirusType2]

I got nothin

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Oh no...not another pandemic. This time...dog flu?

 

[jet_porkins]

dog flu?

It took me about 3 seconds after thinking "that was a pretty dumb comment" until I realized, and heartily lol'd at the pun.

 

[MJ12]

the owners were probably like DOG DAMMIT


:|

 

[VirusType2]

Sit Rover

roll over, Rover

fly away Rover

 

[Jintor]

Pity he couldn't paws the wind.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I hear that the tornado had just got back from a tour in Iraq.

 

[VirusType2]

Was this dog named Toto?

It's a twister Toto, it's a twister!

 

[dfc05]

I'm more impressed by how "a pet psychic [guided] them on Monday to a wooded area nearly a mile from where 8-month-old Tinker Bell had been last seen."

 

[Sedako]

These puns are so doggone stupid! Though I find it funny that the dog is named Tinker Bell.

 

[lefty]

That article blows.

 

[Tyguy]

the rest of that dog's life is going to be spent wondering why the hell it was randomly thrown a mile away.

 

[Warped]

amazing! call Guiness world records

 

[Felix]

Well blow me down! What a story.

 

[Sheepo]

That dog blew me.

 

[Eejit]

I don't believe it. This must be a wind up.

 

[CptStern]

That dog blew me.

it's a puppy! exactly how small is your dick?

 

[kupocake]

Who'd have gust it were puppible!

 

[Sheepo]

it's a puppy! exactly how small is your dick?

I didn't say it was easy!

Also, check the dating thread.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Who'd have gust it were puppible!

o my god wat