Quake 4

Ohh, hehe i thought some had already played it for hours :D
 
I played it. It sucked like a geat big steaming pile of shit that made me want to tear out my eyebrow hair and feed it to gigantic evil acid-secreting catarpillars grown for that very purpose, then burn the catapillars and stomp on them with a giant robot and smoke their ashes in a pipe made from the bones of John Carmack, cut using a chainsaw using the teeth of the programmers. I'd bang my head against a brick wall just long enough so that I'm terminally insane but not quite long enough so that I'm dead. Then I'd grab Jack Thompson by the hair and swing him around so fast it'd create a giant supersonic tornado of death like in Warcraft 3, and I'd guide it to the far corners of the earth to suck up all the warplanes until there was no more war, at which point I'd make the entire populace of a certain nation play Quake 4 so they'd all get pissed off and start a war to end all wars, and that's exactly what it would do because they'd be compelled to do just the thing I just described.
 
Sulkdodds said:
I played it. It sucked like a geat big steaming pile of shit that made me want to tear out my eyebrow hair and feed it to gigantic evil acid-secreting catarpillars grown for that very purpose, then burn the catapillars and stomp on them with a giant robot and smoke their ashes in a pipe made from the bones of John Carmack, cut using a chainsaw using the teeth of the programmers. I'd bang my head against a brick wall just long enough so that I'm terminally insane but not quite long enough so that I'm dead. Then I'd grab Jack Thompson by the hair and swing him around so fast it'd create a giant supersonic tornado of death like in Warcraft 3, and I'd guide it to the far corners of the earth to suck up all the warplanes until there was no more war, at which point I'd make the entire populace of a certain nation play Quake 4 so they'd all get pissed off and start a war to end all wars, and that's exactly what it would do because they'd be compelled to do just the thing I just described.
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So you liked it then, Yah?
 
Sulkdodds said:
I played it. It sucked like a geat big steaming pile of shit that made me want to tear out my eyebrow hair and feed it to gigantic evil acid-secreting catarpillars grown for that very purpose, then burn the catapillars and stomp on them with a giant robot and smoke their ashes in a pipe made from the bones of John Carmack, cut using a chainsaw using the teeth of the programmers. I'd bang my head against a brick wall just long enough so that I'm terminally insane but not quite long enough so that I'm dead. Then I'd grab Jack Thompson by the hair and swing him around so fast it'd create a giant supersonic tornado of death like in Warcraft 3, and I'd guide it to the far corners of the earth to suck up all the warplanes until there was no more war, at which point I'd make the entire populace of a certain nation play Quake 4 so they'd all get pissed off and start a war to end all wars, and that's exactly what it would do because they'd be compelled to do just the thing I just described.
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You just made me buy it!...

sarcasm aside, yes...I refuse to buy it for now. Or at least until I download it. I almost bought Doom III, then I was glad I didn't, because the game sucks. I don't want another one of that. So I'll buy FEAR
 
Xmas aint farway Im not gonna waist money on games when others will buy it for me :D
 
Reviews haven't been that good. I'll stick pick it up for 360 though.
 
Samon said:
Well, for Quake 4, I was really expecting better.
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Aww sounds bad, i was hoping it was a really fun game. But who knows maybe ill like it since i liked Doom3 and most didnt :D
 
Oh how I wish all this "durrr hay guys i pirate games look how cool I am" shit was bannable
 
look what that site wrote as cons

Level of gore might offend some squeamish players; You may find it difficult to keep the real and game worlds separate, because of the immersive gaming experience.

unbiased media indeed :D
jack thompson wouldn't use as much hyperbole
 
john3571000 said:
look what that site wrote as cons

Level of gore might offend some squeamish players; You may find it difficult to keep the real and game worlds separate, because of the immersive gaming experience.

unbiased media indeed :D
jack thompson wouldn't use as much hyperbole
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who the hell is that jack thompson? I hear about him wherever I go on HL2.net, but no one ever told who that dude is

sounds like some legend
 
Can someone who has the game PM me? I just need a small favor to ask (it isn't illegal or anything).
 
Isn't this the same site where people were banned for even discussing the HL2 leak? What happened to this place
 
What strange vision assaults my senses?

http://banned.ytmnd.com/
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Forget downloading it, takes too long. I can just go to my local Wal-Mart and jack that shit.

Yes, I can just purchase it, but, I am poor.
 
LOL i was just kidding. I know its out since 3 hours ago.

any way, if this game really kikd ass = going to buy it

before i do that, I first should try it.

for people who played this game, your comments ?

gamespot gave it 8.0/10 hmmmmmmmmm
 
I have it, played it for a few hours. Its nothing like Doom3, the action is non stop, AI seems great and the game is awesome so far.
 
socK said:
I have it, played it for a few hours. Its nothing like Doom3, the action is non stop, AI seems great and the game is awesome so far.
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Yeah ive played a little too, i was just about to write "This is like a less scary and more action phased version of Doom 3." i kinda like it soo far to be honest!..
 
guys, everyone is saying this worth buying, I m going 2moro to buy it.

my first gaming purchase since BF2 :)
 
Gorgon said:
guys, everyone is saying this worth buying, I m going 2moro to buy it.

my first gaming purchase since BF2 :)
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Havent played that much. But i can say this, if you thought Doom 3 was okay, you will certanly enjoy this..
 
^ Thank you. ^

I have the most important question of all: does it have an awesome metal soundtrack like q2 did? The soundtrack improved q2 by at least 25%, IMHO.
 
Atleast theres always Quake 2, DOOM and Wolfenstien.
 
it is good, from what ive played so far anyway

the action is way better than doom 3s, and im in the first half of the game not sure what happens after the middle, but so far your with your squad pretty much constantly, and they yell taunts and stuff a lot...

unless the second half or so of the game turns out to be crap I dont see why PCG gave it such a bad rating..
 
h00dlum said:
Havent played that much. But i can say this, if you thought Doom 3 was okay, you will certanly enjoy this..
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All I want to know is the MP.

could someone give information concernin the multiplayer mod :sniper:
 
The multiplayer is basically an overhaul of the Quake III MP (better graphics et al).

I've only played about half an hour of the single player, but I wasn't hugely impressed.
 
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