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Warning, deep thought follows... please use extreme care when reading the following incoherent philosophical excrement:
Dear fellow Half-Life enthusiasts,
I, like you, have awaited Half-Life 2 with baited breath. Both philisophically and technologically, I have been expecting great things from Valve's latest.
Tonight, after doing a quick internet search of the most popular words (used on the intenet) starting with "G" I believe I have found the ultimate solution to the puzzle of the "G-man."
Understand that this theory is so radical, I do not believe that anyone, anywhere, EVER has theorized such a revolutionary idea, so I am attempting to take credit for it here and now.
If any of you read my "sticky-physics" thread, you know I'm long-winded, so I'd be doing a dishonor to my title if I didn't run on and on about the back story, so here it is.
At first, I thougth the G-man being Gordon in the future was a cool idea, but Valve has worked SO hard to establish Gordon as an open-ended character with his own motivation (the player's) and his own personality, that already dooming the player to a final destination would destroy all they had worked for, so I threw that theory out of the window.
Again, I sought the true nature of the "G-Man" through other theories, such as a "trans-galaxial being" that was seeking to use Gordon to modify the events of history to bend time to his own will. This theory sits rather well with me, except that I refuse to believe that the "G-Man" has the ability to stop all time, but not the ability to affect the past himself, rather, he uses Gordon affect it to his will. (I'm sorry, but if you can stop time, you ought to be able to launch a few energy balls into a portal.)
A few other theories involve the "G-Man" being Godron's father... SORRY GUYS, LUCAS ALREADY 'ESTABLISHED' THE "I AM YOUR FATHER' MARKET FOR SCI-FI.
And frankly, none of the other theories have impressed me enough (grammatically and otherwise) to warrant redisposition here, so, hence, I present my own theory.
(I was so invigorated by my realization that I decided to attempt to give you all the same sensation by allowing you to follow along with my thinking to the final result that I arrived upon. I challenge any of the other members of this board to disprove the following conclustion.)
None would doubt that the G-man has incredible power. Beyond the ability to transport Gordon hundreds of thousands of miles away from Xen to City 17, the G-man also has ultimate power of time and space, not to mention life and death.
Currently, on Earth, no human has power over time and space even a fraction of a degree that hte G-man has, so we can assume, at least for the moment, that the G-man is not human.
The next assumption might be that the G-man is the "God-Man" and has all the powers of a deity.
This theory is much harder to defend against, however, I can suffice it to say that in no part during the single-player experience, does the G-man impart any religious mission on the player. No pre-destiny nor the designation of a "soul" (according to Harvard religion scholars, the very prerequisite of a religous mission.) Honestly, who really sees the "G-man" as a religious figure?
Rather, I truely believe I have discorered the nature of the G-man's cause based on a few, inarguable facts:
1. The G-man is businesslike, and therefore, Capitalistic.
2. The G-man has established Gordon as a money (or some sort of profit)-making entity.
3. The G-Man has ultimate control over how much of the timeline Gordon will witness and participate in.
4. The G-Man is contracted by a higher calling to introduce Gordon into a situation that will benefit beings other than Gordon (his friends) and the G-Man.
The only possible explanation?
The "G-Man" stands for the "Game-Man." The G-Man represents the gaming industry and the hundreds of people who bring the events that occur in the creative minds of a few people into an experience that you (Gordon) can participate and affect.
The G-Man can stop time, end the storyline at any point he desires. You, Gordon, are at the mercy of the G-man to allow you to witness the events of the Half-Life world. When you have succeeded at the ultimate goal (the destruction of Breen) you are no longer an active part of the excitement that hooks the action gamer... you are no longer necessary... for the time being.
But so far, readers, you have just seen the tasty icing on the proverbial G-Man cake. The heart of the matter boils down to this, and I applaud Valve's honesty in portraying a character so quick to betray the dark nature of profit.
The G-Man sees Gordon (you, the player) as a profit-making entity. Vivendi and Sierra (as well as so many other publishing companies) have lost sight of what it means to bring a meaningful story to the game player. These companies now see you as simply another consumer to make a profit from, regardless of your own personal values or stakes. Regardless of the G-Man's ultimate intentions, you are helpless to aid him, because the very nature of your being (a gaming fan) is one who will consume their product and further their cause (profit.)
Anyway, thanks to those who decided to read all the way through my soapbox-standing raving-lunatic rant against big-corporations. Considering that Seattle (Valve's home office) is in the heart of Liberal Left-Wing Land (not meant as an insult) it wouldn't surprise me if many of their employees shared this insight.
But what do I know?
For those of you wondering "what I know" I'll supply the following information: I am a college educated man with a Bachelor's degree in Journalism with a strong emphasis on political science, sociology and philosophy. I am thrice divorced and live in a van down by the river.
Anyway, I'd really like to hear what you all have to say about my theory, as well as any challenges or holes you see in my theory. :cheers:
Dear fellow Half-Life enthusiasts,
I, like you, have awaited Half-Life 2 with baited breath. Both philisophically and technologically, I have been expecting great things from Valve's latest.
Tonight, after doing a quick internet search of the most popular words (used on the intenet) starting with "G" I believe I have found the ultimate solution to the puzzle of the "G-man."
Understand that this theory is so radical, I do not believe that anyone, anywhere, EVER has theorized such a revolutionary idea, so I am attempting to take credit for it here and now.
If any of you read my "sticky-physics" thread, you know I'm long-winded, so I'd be doing a dishonor to my title if I didn't run on and on about the back story, so here it is.
At first, I thougth the G-man being Gordon in the future was a cool idea, but Valve has worked SO hard to establish Gordon as an open-ended character with his own motivation (the player's) and his own personality, that already dooming the player to a final destination would destroy all they had worked for, so I threw that theory out of the window.
Again, I sought the true nature of the "G-Man" through other theories, such as a "trans-galaxial being" that was seeking to use Gordon to modify the events of history to bend time to his own will. This theory sits rather well with me, except that I refuse to believe that the "G-Man" has the ability to stop all time, but not the ability to affect the past himself, rather, he uses Gordon affect it to his will. (I'm sorry, but if you can stop time, you ought to be able to launch a few energy balls into a portal.)
A few other theories involve the "G-Man" being Godron's father... SORRY GUYS, LUCAS ALREADY 'ESTABLISHED' THE "I AM YOUR FATHER' MARKET FOR SCI-FI.
And frankly, none of the other theories have impressed me enough (grammatically and otherwise) to warrant redisposition here, so, hence, I present my own theory.
(I was so invigorated by my realization that I decided to attempt to give you all the same sensation by allowing you to follow along with my thinking to the final result that I arrived upon. I challenge any of the other members of this board to disprove the following conclustion.)
None would doubt that the G-man has incredible power. Beyond the ability to transport Gordon hundreds of thousands of miles away from Xen to City 17, the G-man also has ultimate power of time and space, not to mention life and death.
Currently, on Earth, no human has power over time and space even a fraction of a degree that hte G-man has, so we can assume, at least for the moment, that the G-man is not human.
The next assumption might be that the G-man is the "God-Man" and has all the powers of a deity.
This theory is much harder to defend against, however, I can suffice it to say that in no part during the single-player experience, does the G-man impart any religious mission on the player. No pre-destiny nor the designation of a "soul" (according to Harvard religion scholars, the very prerequisite of a religous mission.) Honestly, who really sees the "G-man" as a religious figure?
Rather, I truely believe I have discorered the nature of the G-man's cause based on a few, inarguable facts:
1. The G-man is businesslike, and therefore, Capitalistic.
2. The G-man has established Gordon as a money (or some sort of profit)-making entity.
3. The G-Man has ultimate control over how much of the timeline Gordon will witness and participate in.
4. The G-Man is contracted by a higher calling to introduce Gordon into a situation that will benefit beings other than Gordon (his friends) and the G-Man.
The only possible explanation?
The "G-Man" stands for the "Game-Man." The G-Man represents the gaming industry and the hundreds of people who bring the events that occur in the creative minds of a few people into an experience that you (Gordon) can participate and affect.
The G-Man can stop time, end the storyline at any point he desires. You, Gordon, are at the mercy of the G-man to allow you to witness the events of the Half-Life world. When you have succeeded at the ultimate goal (the destruction of Breen) you are no longer an active part of the excitement that hooks the action gamer... you are no longer necessary... for the time being.
But so far, readers, you have just seen the tasty icing on the proverbial G-Man cake. The heart of the matter boils down to this, and I applaud Valve's honesty in portraying a character so quick to betray the dark nature of profit.
The G-Man sees Gordon (you, the player) as a profit-making entity. Vivendi and Sierra (as well as so many other publishing companies) have lost sight of what it means to bring a meaningful story to the game player. These companies now see you as simply another consumer to make a profit from, regardless of your own personal values or stakes. Regardless of the G-Man's ultimate intentions, you are helpless to aid him, because the very nature of your being (a gaming fan) is one who will consume their product and further their cause (profit.)
Anyway, thanks to those who decided to read all the way through my soapbox-standing raving-lunatic rant against big-corporations. Considering that Seattle (Valve's home office) is in the heart of Liberal Left-Wing Land (not meant as an insult) it wouldn't surprise me if many of their employees shared this insight.
But what do I know?
For those of you wondering "what I know" I'll supply the following information: I am a college educated man with a Bachelor's degree in Journalism with a strong emphasis on political science, sociology and philosophy. I am thrice divorced and live in a van down by the river.
Anyway, I'd really like to hear what you all have to say about my theory, as well as any challenges or holes you see in my theory. :cheers: