Rate a HL2.net Member

[Darkside55]

Today, HL2.net, the dice decide your fate! I'm gonna roll a d10, and that's your rating. Bonus nightmare mode: your rating will correspond to your fate:

1/10 - Has to fight the last boss of the internet
2/10 - Eternal glory
3/10 - Forced to watch game-to-movie adaptions for eternity
4/10 - Invents a delicious new sandwich
5/10 - REPORTED
6/10 - You will die cold, broken, and alone. On the plus side you'll always have great hair.
7/10 - One day you're going to wake up and wish you knew how to quit that 10-speed.
8/10 - Possibly a werewolf
9/10 - Or not
10/10 - Fortune and fame are yours, but people will not stop referring to you as, "Kentucky Brickshit."

Staff first!

Munro - 1/10
Pi Mu Rho - 7/10
Hectic Glenn - 7/10
Asus - 2/10
KagePrototype - 7/10
Samon - 7/10
Shippi - 4/10
DigiQ8 - 4/10
Danimal - 6/10
Ennui - 3/10
Mikael Grizzly - 4/10
Sloth - 2/10
Sui - 10/10
Evo - 5/10
Smash - 5/10
Sulkdodds - 9/10
AJRimmer - 2/10
Angry Lawyer - 1/10
Chris_D - 2/10
Hot Soup - 10/10
Starmonkey - 4/10

Now for the members!

Raziaar - 2/10
Druckles - 1/10
Absinthe - 5/10
Jintor - 7/10
Vegeta - 4/10
Polaris - 1/10
Numbers - 1/10
Solaris - 10/10
Evil^Milk - 4/10
Bad^Hat - 2/10
Pesmerga - 2/10
Cyberpitz - 9/10
Skaadi - 9/10
Boregasm - 2/10
Tollbooth Willie - 4/10
Zombieturtle - 1/10
Acepilot - 10/10
Xendance - 10/10
Cheomesh - 3/10
Operational - 8/10 (oh f*ck, werewolf! All 8s from this point forward were cursed by Operational!)
Qonfused - 8/10
Shamrock - 3/10
Cormeh - 1/10
Stigmata - 8/10
TCfromBN - 4/10
Dog - 1/10
Higlac - 1/10
Koola Mena - 7/10
Krynn72 - 8/10
Zephos - 9/10
Atomic Piggy - 8/10
Bob Marley - 5/10
Insano - 6/10
Sinkoman - 3/10
Ktimekiller - 9/10
Joule - 7/10
Azner - 4/10
Deathmaster - 6/10
Riomhaire - 5/10
Smoke - 10/10
Rapstah - 9/10
Seagull - 5/10
Dekstar - 7/10
TechnoHippyChic - 8/10
Watermonster - 9/10
Pinkle - 5/10
Phobie - 3/10
Sea - 8/10
Dalamari - 8/10
JNightshade - 6/10
xlucidx - 2/10
Ravioli - 4/10
GordonFreeman911 - 2/10
Crushenator - 8/10
Beerdude - 9/10
CptStern - 7/10
Top Secret - 8/10
Kyo - 5/10
Bacons - 10/10
The Brick - 3/10
Hool10 - 2/10
RJMC - 3/10
TyGuy - 7/10
PvtRyan - 6/10
ShortRecoil - 1/10
AHA-Lambda - 5/10
Que-Ever - 2/10
HunterSeeker - 6/10
NeptuneUK - 4/10
Kamikazi - 8/10
Foxtrot - 9/10
Ritz - 6/10
The Monkey - 7/10
gh0st - 8/10
Soulslicer - 1/10
lePobz - 4/10
Pulse - 7/10
Shift - 7/10
Psycho - 5/10
hydrometeor - 3/10
CrazyHarij - 1/10
Cremator666 - 10/10
giant384 - 2/10
Death eVader - 4/10
No Limit - 8/10
Laivasse - 9/10
Apocalypse89 - 10/10
Narvi - 6/10
Kyorisu - 6/10
FrenchNinja - 5/10
corporal sheperd - 1/10
Planetary - 4/10
Remus - 9/10
TheAntipop - 10/10
Godron - 2/10
leib10 - 5/10
Kevin - 7/10
Naph - 4/10
el Chi - 8/10
Warbie - 1/10
Kupoartist - 5/10
Sam2k - 8/10
Asuka - 7/10
Sedako - 1/10
Wanted Bob - 2/10
mchammer - 9/10
VictimOfScience - 9/10
Gargantou - 6/10
[Matt] - 1/10
Cole - 1/10
A True Canadian - 6/10
bigburpco - 3/10
MiccyNarc - 3/10
Jimbo118 - 6/10
Shakermaker - 10/10
Slacker - 9/10
jondy - 2/10
Iron_Cube - 1/10
Dr0ndeh - 8/10
Lobster - 3/10
Disturbed - 1/10
delusional - 6/10
Combine Hybrid - 10/10
Dr. Freeman - 5/10
bam23 - 4/10
kouler - 3/10
Geogaddi - 10/10
Zeus - 2/10
Iron Kat - 1/10
Seppo - 8/10
Icarusintel - 2/10
Thunderclap - 2/10
Murray_H - 8/10
repiV - 2/10
Unfocused - 8/10
StardogChampion - 9/10
test - 8/10
Teta_Bonita - 5/10
Fliko - 10/10
Maxi - 2/10
Baal - 2/10
Mr-Fusion - 6/10
Hazar - 5/10
cheddarrr - 6/10
Nemesis6 - 5/10
Darkwolf - 10/10

Alright that's all I'm going to do for right now. If I forgot you, there might be several reasons:

1. I know who you are but you haven't made enough of a blip for me to put you on here.
2. I don't know who you are, or I completely and totally forgot you. Sorry. Feel free to bitch at me; I'll probably put you on the list.
3. You don't post often enough anymore, so rating you would be moot. You're never gonna see it anyway.
4. MAYBE I DON'T LIKE YOU :frown:

 

[SamuraiKenji]

what about me Darkside?
am i just some significant other?

 

[Seppo]

I give CyberPitz 9/10 for this pic

Was posted way back in some random drunken antics topic or something
You didn't get 10/10 because of bad furniture positioning (the shelf is blocking a door wtf)

 

[Darkside55]

what about me Darkside?
am i just some significant other?

Eh, I was debating putting you in there. But, why the hell not?

Inkheart - 2/10

Also some other guys I missed, terribly sorry...

xcellerate - 2/10
Anthraxxx - 8/10
mastag - 7/10
AKIRA - 3/10
DreamThrall - 6/10
Phantomdesign - 6/10
tehsolace - 9/10
mindless_moder - 7/10
Dynast - 5/10

 

[Raziaar]

Wow, I saw I had a 2/10... and I was wondering, WHAT THE HELL. And then I read your post... and then I was like... WHAT THE HELL.

Finally I re-read your post and I realized, Eternal Glory. WOOT.

 

[bvasgm]

what about me Darkside?
am i just some significant other?

Shut the hell up you goddamn newb bitch.

 

[Qonfused]

I lol'd.

 

[Darkside55]

Wow, I saw I had a 2/10... and I was wondering, WHAT THE HELL. And then I read your post... and then I was like... WHAT THE HELL.

Finally I re-read your post and I realized, Eternal Glory. WOOT.

The dice favor you. I did it this way because I'd feel like serious bitchtits if I actually went and rated you all numerically. And random chance isn't a good indicator of how I actually feel about most of you, so instead, you randomly receive FABULOUS PRIZES or HORRIBLE, EXCRUCIATING ENDS.

 

[Dog--]

You bastard.. How dare you not spell my name with --! Go die!

j/k <3 semen.

Wait, you gave me a 1!

just semen, then.

 

[Seppo]

so instead, you randomly receive FABULOUS PRIZES or HORRIBLE, EXCRUCIATING ENDS

sounds like a fair deal

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

 

[SamuraiKenji]

Eh, I was debating putting you in there. But, why the hell not?

Inkheart - 2/10

Also some other guys I missed, terribly sorry...

xcellerate - 2/10
Anthraxxx - 8/10
mastag - 7/10
AKIRA - 3/10
DreamThrall - 6/10
Phantomdesign - 6/10
tehsolace - 9/10
mindless_moder - 7/10
Dynast - 5/10

is 2/10 good?

 

[Seppo]

is 2/10 good?

It's eternal glory

 

[delusional]

I get to die cold, broken and alone! I'm soo happy

Darkside55 9.9/10

 

[Qonfused]

Darkside55 8/10

Cool guy.

 

[Sulkdodds]

^ Pretty cool! 8/10

I guess I could get worse than "not a werewolf".

 

[Pesmerga]

Sulkdodds - 9/10
Crushenator was always my favorite mod. 11/10

 

[Jintor]

"Rate the person above you" would have fared better, if you had put the "Can't rate the same guy twice" rule into effect.

 

[Qonfused]

Jintor - 7/10
Usually interesting to read his posts.

 

[AKIRA]

3/10 Darkside? but why?

 

[Darkside55]

Read my previous post. It's not a personality rating.

Although, 3/10 is still a bad deal. Sorry bro. Hope you like Street Fighter the Movie.

 

[giant384]

no love for the lovable giant :|

 

[Darkside55]

I mentioned you...

 

[giant384]

I mentioned you...

and you game me a 2.....thats not love!!

 

[Sulkdodds]

That's not love. That's eternal glory.

Only from Infinicorp.

 

[Darkside55]

Nobody reads anymore!

This is why we can't have nice things!

 

[DEATHMASTER]

damnit I got the worst, good thing I master it. But my hair! It's a win/win!

 

[kupocake]

REPORTED... to who? And for what?

:O :O :O

 

[giant384]

Nobody reads anymore!

This is why we can't have nice things!

ya but when you think about it in a rating stand point

o well eternal glory for me!

 

[CyberPitz]

Giant384 9/10 He is so fun to talk to on the steam forums, and always has some enjoying posts.

Kupoartist 7/10 I don't know why I like you, but every time I see your name, I think "this guy rocks".

 

[giant384]

Giant384 9/10 He is so fun to talk to on the steam forums, and always has some enjoying posts.

im not by darksides ratings

CyberPitz 9.2324/10 always finds a way to entertain even when hes drunk :angel:

 

[Ennui]

Dammit, I'm doomed to be tortured to death by crappy Uwe Boll films

 

[giant384]

Dammit, I'm doomed to be tortured to death by crappy Uwe Boll films

go fix the hl2.net clan page

 

[Krynn72]

Darkside knows my secret!


Or not.

 

[Jintor]

Krynn72: 10/10, has a dog wearing a santa hat for an avatar, I owe him many many zombiecon thingymagigs, is an interesting bloke.

 

[Azner]

Darkseid 10/10

 

[Druckles]

Definiely lol'd too much reading this

So... last boss of the internet... sounds fun.

So, do I get to know who it is?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Danimal?

Acepilotf14 - 9/10 Awesome on SC, loses a point for lying about his age.

 

[Darkside55]

Definiely lol'd too much reading this

So... last boss of the internet... sounds fun.

So, do I get to know who it is?

I heard it might be Wilford Brimley.

 

[Druckles]

I do not know this person. Joke was thus lost on me.