Record your St.Patricks day antics here

Woke up late due to laziness. Rushed my shower, got to work on time. Went to bank during lunch to find out why my debit card kept getting declined all yesterday, but their computers were down and all they could let me withdraw was 50 bucks. Then I stayed late due to us being in crunch time for a unrealistic friday deadline. Got home, pooped, went to walmart to buy food and some new clothes so I didnt have to go to the laundromat tonight (laziness again). Got home again, watched the last half of the third season of scrubs while eating Digiorno's 3 meat rising crust pizza. Pooped again (Damn you Digiorno!!!). Watched parts of Lewis Black stand up and the office. Then came on here, realizing I havent been to hl2.net all day.
 
Went to school at 8am, came back home at 9pm, got on computer at 9:05pm, played some CS, went on HL2.net forum at 11pm. My social life is teh most awesome, right guise?
 
Woke up around noon. Drove around in the 65 degree weather around 5-6ish PM. Went to work at 830 PM till 12 AM. Came home and have been sitting here since.

I'm ****ing pitiful.
 
Usually Saint Patrick's day is a huge deal at my house since most of my family is full blood Irish. No one drinks but my mom makes all these disgusting variations of food with cabbage and corn beef.

This year I came home from, no one was here, and there was only chili on the stove.
 
my saint patrick's day:
before 5pm: classes, food, etc
5-8pm: lounging around, watched a movie with mates, smoked a bunch of pot
8-10pm: pregaming, finished some atrociously nasty citrus-flavored vodka and smoked more weed
10pm-2am: at my friend's apartment. beer pong, more shots, more weed, lots of cool people
2am-3am: met up with a girl i've been chasing for like a month and finally kissed her, which seemed to go over extremely well
3am-3:30am: after walking her back I smoke a bowl and go to sleep

pretty normal night for me, except with the added bonus of sexy times and I normally wouldn't party on a Tuesday.

PS: Hungover as **** right now :(
 
I had a terrible St. Patricks day. It seemed everything I touched turned to poo and I spent most of the day digging up the water line I destroyed with my lawn mower, in the rain.

Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse, I accidentally pulled off the socket we had our garden hose attached to, destroying that as well, so I had to climb underneath the house to repair that line too.

The luck of the Irish surely wasn't with me that day fs. If it was, I guess I'm just not Irish enough to reap the benefits. :p
 
Woke up, went to dentist to get teeth checked out after skiing accident (broke out 3 lower front teeth, 6 stitches in upper lip), chilled at home and played condemned, got call from girl i have been seeing, went to bar to meet up, drunk driving friend of girl shows up, designated drove down to girls house with her friends, went to room of girl, made sweet love, went to dentist the next morning to have bone graft on jaw, end. (gave up masturbating for lent so busting the nut was a huge relief)
 
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