Red bull? pah!

short recoil

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This is a new little concoction i have come up with, if red bull "gives you wings" this gives you ****ing rockets. :LOL:

Ingredients.

-30g pure glucose, Our bodies use this as energy.
-1g Guarana extract, Beans of a south american plant, provides caffeine.
-1g Horny goat weed extract, A plant extract that increases testosterone and sexual libido :naughty:
-1g of Siberian ginseng, a root herb that increases stammina..used by russian athletes.
-1g of Korean ginseng, bioflavanoids in this keep you alert and stimulate brain.
-1g of Ginkgo biloba, a plant that increases bloodflow and alertness.
-2g Taurine, an amino acid that gives you a feeling of wellbeing/strength and increases the effect of caffeine.
-1g Acetyl L carnitine, an amino acid that releases energy in the body, improves mental focus, has anti aging properties etc etc etc.
-5g L Glutamine, an amino acid which aids in muscle glycogen recovery.
-5g L Leucine, one of the 3 essential amino acids, the restrictive factor.
-5mg co enzyme Q10, energy release and anti aging properties.

And a load of grape juice to disolve it all into.

Colour - Dark brown/red .........like blood.
Smell - Like cleaning fluid.
Taste - ......................... words cannot describe.

It's ****ing extreme.

Anyway :cheers: i'll drink this now whilst listening to the prodigy then in 30 mins do my bicep/forearm workout and see what happens! I'll report back! (if i'm not out in the street topless attacking things)
 
bubble bubble toil and trouble :|

post me some!!!
 
We gather here today, to mourn the loss of our dearly beloved Short Recoil. He wasn't the wisest man, but he was the strongest man. His strength however, could not defend against the power of his stupidity. And it is by his own hand, that he has succumb to the afterlife, drinking an elixer he concocted himself. Some say it was suicide, others say it was a plan gone wrong... but one thing remains the same. He is no longer with us, and for this we are saddened deeply.
 
Raziaar said:
We gather here today, to mourn the loss of our dearly beloved Short Recoil. He wasn't the wisest man, but he was the strongest man. His strength however, could not defend against the power of his stupidity. And it is by his own hand, that he has succumb to the afterlife, drinking an elixer he concocted himself. Some say it was suicide, others say it was a plan gone wrong... but one thing remains the same. He is no longer with us, and for this we are saddened deeply.

Ahhhh Men

With their big muscles.
 
I have most of these ingredients, but 30G OF GLUCOSE can **** off, my heart will explode.
 
My friend drank 4 bottles of Redline energy drink.

You're only supposed to drink half a bottle.

He went between shaking violently and lying on the ground mumbling about how he was going to die.
It was hilarious.
 
Did you know that mountain dew used to be marketed to hillbillies? It was a zero proof moonshine.
 
Red Bull has bulls stomach bile in it. It acts as a stimulate, hence the name Red Bull. I think it is called Taurine.
 
Mutley said:
Red Bull has bulls stomach bile in it. It acts as a stimulate, hence the name Red Bull. I think it is called Taurine.

...And that's about how it tastes.
 
Monster is DELICIOUS. I don't drink it often, but it's soooo good.
 
errrr wrong

red bull was based on a drink featuring bile. Whats in red bull is completely synthetic.


Anyway i prefer bawls, vault, monster, bookoo, and von dutch.

They all feature that nice chemical aftertaste that i love so very much.
 
If a mortal of lesser power to Short Recoil were to drink this infusion, they'd instantly age a hundred years, just like that scene in Indiana Jones.

-Angry Lawyer
 
Shodan said:
I have most of these ingredients, but 30G OF GLUCOSE can **** off, my heart will explode.


you... er dont know much about glucose, do you?
 
Angry Lawyer said:
If a mortal of lesser power to Short Recoil were to drink this infusion, they'd instantly age a hundred years, just like that scene in Indiana Jones.

-Angry Lawyer

:LOL: Just like the govader smiley really.
 
neptuneuk said:
dammit, at least i have a masters degree in shut the **** up.

I have a Masters in banning anyone who I don't like.
 
Short Recoil hasn't posted for nearly 24 hours D:

Well.. in this thread. I'm too lazy to check elsewhere.
 
neptuneuk said:
you... er dont know much about glucose, do you?

?

I have some sitting in a pot in my kitchen, I remember trying to eat some once, it was awful.

Most of my posts are exaggerated, I do it for my own amusement.
 
Tha drink must turn you into superman, wonder if he'll get terribly sick though?
 
I hope he hasn't transformed into some terrible killing machine (more so than he already is).
 
I really would be reluctant to drink anything like that.
 
Go try orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet or Ultraviolet Bull... They probably give u Jango Fetts Jetpack.Anyone thought or infared red bull???
 
MiccyNarc said:
I drink Sobe No Fear. Good stuff :)

it is good stuff
i over did it though, i drank 2-3 cans per work day(worked around 4-6 days a week) i ended up getting an ulcer in about 2 1/2 weeks
 
Revisedsoul said:
it is good stuff
i over did it though, i drank 2-3 cans per work day(worked around 4-6 days a week) i ended up getting an ulcer in about 2 1/2 weeks
D: suck.
 
See? He hasn't responded to this thread yet. I told you he died.
 
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