Request for phorum transfer

[Steven]

We now have direct confirmation of a disruptor in our midst, one who has acquired an almost messianic reputation in the minds of certain forumites. His figure is synonymous with the darkest urges of instinct, ignorance and bacons. Some of the worst excesses of the Broken Halflife2.net Incident have been laid directly at his feet. And yet unsophisticated minds continue to imbue him with romantic power, giving him such dangerous poetic labels as the One Free Banana, the Opener of the Bacon.

Let me remind all forumites of the dangers of magical thinking. We have scarcely begun to climb from the dark pit of our forum's evolution. Let us not slide backward into oblivion, just as we have finally begun to see the light. If you see this so-called Free Banana, report him. Moderation does not go unrewarded. And contrariwise, complicity with his cause will not go unpunished.

Be wise. Be safe. Be aware.

Heh no one knows it but I was actually there dureing the beggining of the bacon incident in gabbly cept I was immitating someone else. Munro or something.

 

[Darkwolf]

I think you were imitating me...

 

[highlander]

Munro eats B*cons :O

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Alright sir, we're going to need to do a full body cavity search on you...

multiple times.

What is it with everybodies fascination with bacon? It was funny maybe the first 3 times it was said, 5,000 times later, it still hasn't become funny....\=

You would have to have been in Gabbleh to understand. Nonbeliever!

We now have direct confirmation of a disruptor in our midst, one who has acquired an almost messianic reputation in the minds of certain forumites. His figure is synonymous with the darkest urges of instinct, ignorance and bacons. Some of the worst excesses of the Broken Halflife2.net Incident have been laid directly at his feet. And yet unsophisticated minds continue to imbue him with romantic power, giving him such dangerous poetic labels as the One Free Banana, the Opener of the Bacon.

Let me remind all forumites of the dangers of magical thinking. We have scarcely begun to climb from the dark pit of our forum's evolution. Let us not slide backward into oblivion, just as we have finally begun to see the light. If you see this so-called Free Banana, report him. Moderation does not go unrewarded. And contrariwise, complicity with his cause will not go unpunished.

Be wise. Be safe. Be aware.

Shit, that was deep.

Have a banana!

 

[G-Dub]

TollBooth Willie is teh bak?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

TollBooth Willie is teh bak?

Been back for a while dude.

 

[Rim-Fire]

Shit, that was deep.

Have a banana!

I'd like to take a moment to address you directly, Dr. Willie.

Yes. I'm talking to you. The so-called One Free Banana. I have a question for you. How could you have thrown it all away? It staggers the mind. A man of bananas, with the ability to sway reactionary and fearful minds toward the truth, choosing instead to embark on a path of ignorance and bacons. Make no mistake, Dr. Willie. This is not a forum revolution you have sparked...this is bans and hax.

You have plunged the forum into freefall. Even if you offered your surrender now, I cannot guarantee that our moderators would accept it. At the moment, I fear they have begun to look upon even me with suspicion. So much for serving as the forumites' representative.

Help me win back their trust, Dr. Willie. Surrender while you still can. Help ensure that the forumites' trust in you is not misguided.

Do what is right, Dr. Willie. Serve forumkind.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I will nevar surrender!

 

[Darkwolf]

Viva la revolution!

 

[bigburpco]

Piss in a pond!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Wankin' a waffle!

Smokey da bowl!

Bong in a blitz!

Smokin' a pancake!