Retaliation

[Foxtrot]

But we are civilized in the UK, we get given wheelie bins (link) to hold our garbage bags.

That would be funny though.

We have those too

 

[Teta_Bonita]

But we are civilized in the UK, we get given wheelie bins (link) to hold our garbage bags.

That would be funny though.

Ya, acutally I have those too. I just figured trash bags strewn about everywhere were part of the chav steryotype. Besides, you could still glue your own bag of didlo's in front of his house.
:naughty:

 

[Danimal]

Kill his friends and hang thier corpses in his bedroom.

...Or not.


Hmm, well, you can always get Glad Wrap and put it on his front door, then pretend you're stealing his car and he'll run out and straight into the Wall of invisibility! Trust me, it's funny, especially on toilet seats.

 

[15357]

You could show him the evil link from MarcoPollo? I'll PM it to you if you want, because I'm not posting it in public

Never Ever talk about that again!

He could have a mental disability for the rest of his life!

 

[MarcoPollo]

Never Ever talk about that again!

He could have a mental disability for the rest of his life!

WTF did I link? Because I don't think I have ever linked any bad stuff on these forums.

Some of you may know that my bike was recently stolen by a chav, I have my bike back now, but I was inspired by Hectic Glenn to think of a suitable way to retaliate/prank the bike theiving chav.

I won't be around to deal with anything that he might do afterwards as I am leaving the area.

Mabye some of you guys could help me think of a good way to get my own back?

I just need something, that will be very funny and that will really piss him off...

Plant a bomb in his locker (assumin he goes to school) then have a magnet trigger on the locker door, the ultimate payback!

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

But we are civilized in the UK, we get given wheelie bins (link) to hold our garbage bags.

That would be funny though.

Haha my family had one of those before we switched to a dumpster.

 

[Shodan]

We haven't been given any wheely bins yet, so the bin bag stuff is a good contender.

He doesn't really do anything, he rarely drives because he has no insurance (no home) he is 19 but he just doesn't do aynthing at all, 1 of his kids is hanging around the place usually, I could glue his head to the floor.

I would quite like to glue the door and the windows on the caravan shut, its quiet and it would be funny watching him trying to get out.

I did actually call the police this time, they went round and spoke to him, then came back and they said the bike was HIS!

Useless bastards.

 

[Teta_Bonita]

I did actually call the police this time, they went round and spoke to him, then came back and they said the bike was HIS!

Useless bastards.

lol stupid piggies! (*cough* no offence to any officers of the law here on the forums.... *runs*) It's times like these when a man has to take the law into his own hands! :thumbs: Good luck on your prank.

 

[GoJan]

I snuck in there at night and stole it back, those were some ninja skills alright.

omg you snuck in there?
just go there with brutal violence.

 

[Shodan]

Prank done, I tagged "Thief" on the side of his caravan, and started small fire on his grass, me and about 5 other people stood and laughed while he tried to put the fire out, then we ran off, because he started shooting at us with an air pistol.

So thanks for all your suggestions guys, nice work!

 

[Hectic Glenn]

lol Shodan you made this thread at last! I never saw it, been busy last few days, not many good suggestions yet sadly...i was thinking you could slash or let down both tires at the front or back, so when hes in his caravan thing, it tilts back and forth as he walks around...but thats not cruel enough. throw water on the windows, followed by flour which dries real good. Or if you have any tools make a hole in his roof....good ol leaks in caravans aint fun (several holes is even funnier). My personal favourite would just be chucking paint over his windows or over HIM...you pick the colour, always goes down well...ooooh im a sadistic bastard today eh? I'll go take a lay down.

 

[evil^milk]

won't the guy get back at you for this?

 

[Hectic Glenn]

won't the guy get back at you for this?

He would if he could but he cant so he wont....due to the fact Shodan is moving away to the country in the next few days or tomorrow i believe. This is a going away present

 

[evil^milk]

He would if he could but he cant so he wont....due to the fact Shodan is moving away to the country in the next few days or tomorrow i believe. This is a going away present

hehe, evil shodan

 

[Shodan]

Yes, it was good.

Its only my third ever piece of graf' and I'm quite proud of it, I put black letters with light blue highlights.

THIEF


Tommorow night, I'll be in the new place, countryside and all.