BRODIEMAN2k4
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Did anyone see the weekend web thing where they bash HL2 world?
Should i post a linky poo
Should i post a linky poo
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Prom Night, 1994. My girlfriend and I returned from the Prom around 1am and stealthily snuck though my house into my room without waking my grandparents (I lived with them at the time). After about two hours of removing all that formal-wear (in the dark, no less), some fairly decent sex happened... and we fell asleep in each other's arms.
Cut to about 5am. I needed to use the restroom. I crawled out of bed and clumsily pulled my shirt on (white NIN t-shirt) in the dark and made my way to the bathroom. I flicked on the light and closed my eyes instinctively... waiting for my pupils to adjust to the light.
As they did I looked into the mirror and promptly fainted dead on the floor.
I came to just moments later I imagined, as my leg hurt like hell. What had shocked me so? My entire shirt was covered in streaks of blood. Honestly, I thought I was dying. I had to be. I had to have some horrible gaping chest wound and was moments from bleeding out. There was no other possible explanation... I would be dead in seconds. It was that much blood. With my leg aching, and scrambled out of the shirt and searched for the source of the blood... but I was fine.
Limping back to the bedroom, turning on the lights revealed the story. Apparently the t-shirt had found its way underneath us during the prelude to sex... and apparently her period had started a little earlier than usual.
It cost a damn nice NIN t-shirt, a 200$ bed-spread, and her dignity for the next few days...
But the Prom was nice.
Ritz said:I found the last forum funny, the "teen forum". People like that should'nt be allowed to use the internet.
Ah SA... Funny stuff..