Scientology scares me! D:

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Ok, so there is a new ytmnd fad, which revolves around making fun of Scientology. Now, some of them are really funny:

http://scientologydisturbing.ytmnd.com/
http://lexownshubbard.ytmnd.com/
http://touchmeandillsue.ytmnd.com/
http://historyofscientology.ytmnd.com/
http://thetans.ytmnd.com/

But then I stumbled upon this:

http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnsfw.com/ <---Warning, graphic photos, nsfw
Now before you say "It's just a ytmnd", I checked around the internet and it seems the actual people mention did die at the hands of angry Scientologists.

I knew that Scientologists were a little messed up, but murder?!

:|
 
Scientology is just a collection of superstitions backed by scientific excuses. I wouldn't be surprised.
 
Lol.

Largest US government infiltration in history?

You smell that?

It's the smell of warm bullshit.
 
A lot of cults are like that. Look up heaven's gate (all killed themselves) or the branch davidians (Waco shootout) or “The People’s Temple” (poisoned thousands of members forcibly after killing a senator and others- the jonestown massacre)

sinkoman said:
Lol.

Largest US government infiltration in history?

You smell that?

It's the smell of warm bullshit.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Snow_White

Operation 'Snow white' is "the largest incident of private domestic espionage in U.S. history, in United States vs. Mary Sue Hubbard et al." according to wikipedia (citations present)
 
I think its hilarious that Scientology is actually the biggest cult in this country, yet nothing is done about it.

People can believe whatever they want to believe, but a cult is a different story, a cult destroys lives.
 
It's almost completely obviously a confidence scam.
 
I reckon scientology is a bank.

It has tax free exemption because its a "religion". Wealthy people donate straight out of their income (income tax refund, hello!) and therefore:

4: ???
5: Profit!!
 
It's nice to see a large community like YTMND standing up against Scientology.
 
Geogaddi said:
It's nice to see a large community like YTMND standing up against Scientology.
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I'm surprised its being "allowed" by the scientologist's platoon of lawyers. Normally they kill everything.. I'm surprised they haven't attacked hl2.net already hah
 
bliink said:
I reckon scientology is a bank.

It has tax free exemption because its a "religion". Wealthy people donate straight out of their income (income tax refund, hello!) and therefore:

4: ???
5: Profit!!
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Yep. That's what it seems like to me too :\
 
Geogaddi said:
I knew it was just a matter of time before Scientology infiltrated hl2.net...
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Scientology can die after it kills ymt****ingd.
 
Reaktor4 said:
5th amendment.
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The Constitution said:
Article [V.]

No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.
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Eh?
 
I think you mean "idiot" cuz that joke was laaaame :p
 
bliink said:
I reckon scientology is a bank.

It has tax free exemption because its a "religion". Wealthy people donate straight out of their income (income tax refund, hello!) and therefore:

4: ???
5: Profit!!
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So like most major religions in America then?
 
Bad^Hat said:
Accurate? o_O

Oh, and I closed that last one cause it looked like it was building up to a screamer. Anyone comfirm/deny? :(
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It's safe. The theme is scary in itself.
 
Reaktor4 said:
scientology saved me from a life as a sex slave
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So you were saved from a fate that you were forced into (1) or you were saved from a fate that you brought upon yourself (2) ?

Please reply with One or Two
 
Let us all join in the fight against Scientology! Fight the Evil! For great Justice!
 
Scientology is by far the most disgusting "religion" that exists today. At least the Vatican doesn't send stooges to harass you when your faith starts getting shaky.

How so many people can buy into this massive ****ing con is a testament to not just how gullible people can be, but also how good we are at preying on others.
 
Erestheux said:
I think its hilarious that Scientology is actually the biggest cult in this country, yet nothing is done about it.

People can believe whatever they want to believe, but a cult is a different story, a cult destroys lives.
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Actually, Christianity is the biggest cult in this country... oh! snap! snap!
 
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