Semen of the seamen.

[Kevin]

http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/news/20070828p2g00m0dm002000c.html

OK, i admit i've been horny, but this is weird.:naughty:

 

[Raziaar]

You know, I once lost my virginity to a geoduck.


Or not... :|

 

[delusional]

I'm hoping that was a joke.

 

[Raziaar]

I'm hoping that was a joke.

Mine? Of course it was. Like I'd lose my virginity to a sea creature that looks like a giant penis.

 

[kirovman]

I'm not hearing a no.

 

[Kevin]

Errr...the geoducks don't look like they have anything to stick it in to anyway.
They are more like the penetrators themselves.

So if the males look like that, what do the females look like?

 

[Stigmata]

"Of course you can't actually call that sex either; it's only oral sex. Or as an Italian fisherman might croon, "That's a moray!""

 

[Kevin]

Having sex with an eel is special:upstare:.

 

[<RJMC>]

so a aquarion for them is like a red light district?

 

[delusional]

Mine? Of course it was. Like I'd lose my virginity to a sea creature that looks like a giant penis.

But if you have a giant penis, then a eel would certainly meet your needs, seeing as you can get it in all the way, unlike any human

 

[Ennui]

what a strange article

 

[Muffin Man]

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

 

[delusional]

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQI3m8jizEw[/YOUTUBE]

 

[DEATHMASTER]

ohhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiit

 

[Krynn72]

This thread wins. Also, Raziaar got his avatar back yay!

 

[French Ninja]

I gots a boner.

 

[Shift]

Intruiging.

 

[Lucid]

I came.

 

[Gunner]

I wish I hadn't read that. It can't be real.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Gaah...

 

[Dinkleberry]

Do you think that guy ever told the stories to Steve Irwin?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Hot.

 

[Krynn72]

Do you think that guy ever told the stories to Steve Irwin?

Steve Irwin probably didnt realize it was a joke, and thus... he got stingrayed.

 

[Slacker]

http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/news/20070828p2g00m0dm002000c.html

OK, i admit i've been horny, but this is weird.:naughty:

If you were still horny after reading that article, you have problems.

 

[delusional]

If you were still horny after reading that article, you have problems.

Maybe you have problems, for not being horny!

 

[Kula Meenur]

what say :|

 

[Dinkleberry]

Yarrrr!

 

[AJ Rimmer]

I wish I hadn't read that. It can't be real.

Nah, it can't be real.


Please?

 

[The Monkey]

Prolly not real, but you never know.

 

[Cormeh]

Sleeps with the fishes, huh?

Well, it's either that or sodomy.

 

[Sloth]

That's just a little bit different...

*runs*

 

[Link]

Thats nothing, you should see what thier womenfolk get up to with the eels and squids (Do not search for it! Seriously, once you've seen something, you can't un see it, and there isn't enough bleech in the world to get your eyeballs clean)

 

[Sulkdodds]

Do not search for it!

Grrnnnn. Naaaaaaaaaaaaargh. AAAAARGH.