senior quote

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hey i need a senior quote by tomorrow so if anyones got any funny or original quotes they wanna post do it up. thanks
 
"I couldnt think of a senior quote, so I asked hl2.net for one, this is what I got"
 
lol, joined simply for this purpose? interesting.

just quote some song you like. phish has ample lyrics that would suit this purpose.
 
whats with the sarcasm just post something awesome.

ps i did have an account here already but i forgot the pass and the email i used for it so i had to make a new one
 
"Two things smell like fish in this world. One of them isn't fish."
 
"If you lose contact with me, look me up on the sex offender register in a few years :)"
 
Could use mine:
"Direwolf did not bother to fill out his senior quote and will be flogged."
 
If there's a picture of you above the quote. How about "^ I'm with stupid"
 
dekstar said:
If there's a picture of you above the quote. How about "^ I'm with stupid"
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lol, damn I wish I thought of that when I had the chance.
 
"Longcat is definatly long"

"I am a senior. Resistance is futile"
 
"It took me a long time to learn my elbow from a hot rock."
 
"In the beginning the universe was created, this made a lot of people very angry and is widely accepted as a very bad move"

or if thats too long

"virgins till the day we die" lolz

EDIT: oh heres one "This quote is false"
 
Some quotes that my friends and I used.

One friend put this, "I've never let my schooling interfere with my education"
He later dropped out

One friend is fat and knows it, "Fat people are harder to kidnap"

One friend was a huge fan of the G.I. Joe videos from fensler er whatever and just put, "OOOOOOOOOH"

One friend put, "I'm out like a fat kid in dodgeball"

Serious quotes are boring :P Make up something funny.
 
Actually my senior i started a sheet of paper with all the quote worthy stuff people said. By the end of it, i think one of my top picks was, 'I'm fascinated with your fascination with monkey balls.'
-said by a teacher who saw me and friend playing the monkey balls game
 
"Try your hardest, no matter what. Even if you fail, you can still blame the douchebag in the corner."
 
"It got to me at first but after a while I realized that if I punched it hard enough the crying would stop."
:O
 
How about: "I was on varsity soccer all three senior years!"
 
"I learned two things in high school. The square of the hypotoneuse of a right triangle is the sum of the squares of the two remaining sides. And that if you stick your **** in a ***** it's usually a bad idea."
 
"If you're reading this, I've just eaten your mother."
 
"I fell in love with your sister. And then I met her dog. <3"
 
"4 years ago, I entered this school with only a pen and a calculator. Sometimes I dress up as a girl."
 
Nat Turner said:
"4 years ago, I entered this school with only a pen and a calculator. Sometimes I dress up as a girl."
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randomness FTW...

I think you should say...
I OWN YOUR MOTHER****ING CAT!
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"I used to draw pixies and satyrs. Then I learned Awesome and moved onto unicorns."
 
"I'm telling you, I lost my virginity to the school mascot before it got rabies."
 
"i googled for my virginity... 0 results... my mom is going to kill me"
 
"Once on arbor day, I painted a mural of a beaver in the freshman hall. I got suspended for a week."
 
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