Sex at the workplace

What sexual experiences have you had at work

  • I've gone to first base with a co-worker at work

    Votes: 15 22.7%

  • I've gone to second base with a co-worker at work

    Votes: 15 22.7%

  • I've gone to third base with a co-worker at work

    Votes: 9 13.6%

  • I've masterbated at work

    Votes: 15 22.7%

  • I've never had sex at work

    Votes: 43 65.2%

  • I've gone to home base with a co-worker at work

    Votes: 8 12.1%
  • Total voters
    66
  • Poll closed .
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so what sexual experiences have you had at the workplace? ..I dont care about details just vote in the poll as I'm curious to see how common it is ..those who have never held down a job need not bother voting as this doesnt apply to you


shit I should have added a 5th option: "I've never had sex at work"
 
Used to date a workmate at my old transporting job. Now just havin the odd one at uni if i'm really lucky.


Edit: Sterno, can't ya get a mod to edit the poll for you?
 
Should have also added I've actually had sex at work. And what's with the yank "1st base" etc - this isn't baseball, and USA is the only country that cares about that game anyway. So is actually having sex counted as a home run? If so, why does your poll about sex not have an option for having sex?

Anyway, I have no idea how many times I've had sex at work. Seeing as I was a DJ at a popular nightclub for many years, it's pretty much a perk of the job. The bartop or pool tables after work were fine, the toilets or DJ booth during work was fun too... I'm sure you get the idea.
 
Last option = full sex

Also Japan cares about baseball.

Also i've never had sex at work.
 
Mc Bane said:
Should have also added I've actually had sex at work. And what's with the yank "1st base" etc - this isn't baseball, and USA is the only country that cares about that game anyway. So is actually having sex counted as a home run? If so, why does your poll about sex not have an option for having sex?
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first of all I'm canadian and second I forgot home plate so sue me mr dj


also being a dj is more of a gig than a job, just like playing in aband ..unless you're a studio musician full time at a studio with benefits and a goddam secretary ....so you probably should have voted "no"

..however I do concede that if you're a dj at a strip club then it's a job and not a gig because they're there all day everyday ..more of an emcee than a dj

"give it up for lovely Candi, all the way from the heartland ..."
 
I had a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge orgy of 500 female co-workers + me.

Was osom :D
 
Considering I'm almost always working at a garage or the docks, never. :(
Although, I used to make out with my girl when I used to work at Sears Hardware during my breaks.(there's some picnic tables behind the building and such.)
 
Since I work in public and my job involves largely on being in said public - no, I have not.
 
I've had sex with some clients

(I'm a vet)
 
Where's the 'Home Run' option?

I chose 3 options :D

Used to score a girl in my old retail job, in the stock-room and sometimes the changing rooms :p
 
I've not quite done a lot at work besides knuckle children. I usually messed around with them *first base* until we got somewhere comfy *home* for the homer.
 
CyberPitz said:
I've not quite done a lot at work besides knuckle children. I usually messed around with them .
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oh man, you need to clarify that statement mr pedo :LOL:


"now timmy, we're going to play a game, it's called how many knuckles can I put in your anus ..but it will be our little secret"
 
I'm saving my votes on this poll for when I become a male escort.
 
so I take it to mean "never" :E


oh and most male prostitutes are picked up by men, not women
 
None, actually. But where I work is full of bald scientist guys.
 
CptStern said:
so what sexual experiences have you had at the workplace? ..I dont care about details...
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Why did you make the poll public then eh!? Seedy comes to mind ;)

p.s. I've edited your poll to include the extra option you wanted.
 
because I wanted to fap at some of the things you people have done?


is that wrong of me?



and thanks but can you also add

"I've gone to home base with a co-worker at work"

without that option this thread doesnt make any sense ...like a good stern thread should
 
It wasn't with a co-worker, but I thought I'd answer anyways. :p

Then I saw it was public... :eek:
 
omg I'm telling your parents you naughty naughty wicked boy!!!


it's public because I wanted to know if people would vote multiple times about their various experiences ..a non public one wouldnt tell me that ..but dont worry I'm not collecting the data and forwarding it to your wife/priest/the taxman
 
I give it two weeks until I can start checking off the boxes, i.e. I'm getting a job at Starbucks where every other employee is a hot female, several of whom checked me out while I was having my first interview.
 
Should have added an "I work fast food, so how the Monkey ****ed Merry Christmas would I have sex at work?" option. :D
 
hmmm some Van_Halen you are ..you must be Michael Anthony, the guy who never got laid as opposed to David Lee Roth who always got laid
 
What about you Stern? Have you?

Don't you have a wife you should be lovin' ya cheap bastard?!
 
zombieturtle01 said:
What about you Stern? Have you?

Don't you have a wife you should be lovin' ya cheap bastard?!
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look at the poll ..yes to all except the "I've never had sex at work"


I met my wife at my previous job :naughty:
 
damn, i worked in a bar and i cant say i hit a home run...

does heavy petting count?
 
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