shark whit penis on forehead found,yes it is what you think

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http://io9.com/5367184/new-species-of-sharks-discovered-sporting-forehead-genitalia

A new species related to the shark has been discovered in Southern California. Not only does this bad boy have a venomous spine and retractable sexual appendages on the forehead, but it's got one bad ass name: meet Ghostshark.

Physorg has the report from the Zootaxa journal detailing this clever little descendant from the sharks, chimaera, who has been around since the days of the dinosaurs. The new chimaera has been found off the coast of Southern California and Baja California, Mexico.

More about the new species, technically called Hydrolagus melanophasma:

Like sharks, chimaeras have skeletons composed of cartilage and the males have claspers for internal fertilization of females. Unlike sharks, male chimaeras also have retractable sexual appendages on the forehead and in front of the pelvic fins and a single pair of gills. Most species also have a mildly venomous spine in front of the dorsal fin. Chimaeras were once a very diverse and abundant group, as illustrated by their global presence in the fossil record. They survived through the age of dinosaurs mostly unchanged, but today these fishes are relatively scarce and are usually confined to deep ocean waters, where they have largely avoided the reach of explorers and remained poorly known to science.
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that gives a new meaning to puting a condom on your head *badum bum dish!**RJMC looks around cuz no one is laughing*

its also retractable!...................................................*RJMC leaves*
 
That's even better then the Goblin shark. *Looks at Avatar* Damn it...
 
Holy fuck you are the best goddamn shark ever



also awesome Snorks reference but totally pales in the face of GHOSTSHARK






goddamn its name is GHOST SHARK
 
I WONDER WHICH IS THE MOST LIKELY EXPLANATION
 
Why does this thread only have 48 views and 4 replies? Are you people not understand that this is the COOLEST SHARK ON THE PLANET?
 
Shark one to penis shark: "You're such a dickhead."
 
I dont think a shark that makes me flee with thoughts of "ew ew ew gross gross gross" is cooler than a shark that makes me flee with thoughts of "OH JESUS **** IM GUNNA DIE, IM GUNNA DIEEEE OHOH NOOO!"

But I suppose he would be more deadly, considering I probably would be hesitant of gouging at its eyes in fear of its floppy dongle coming out and touching my hand.
 
Guy, there are a whole lot of sharks out there that can make you go "OH JESUS IT'S A SHARK," but there's only one shark on this planet that has a venomous dorsal fin and a penis on its forehead. There is but one GHOSTSHARK.
 
God damn, it's always been my ambition to punch a shark on the nose but now I'm getting second thoughts.
 
ghoooooooost shaaaaaark

now with kung fu penis grip
 
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Okay, this is it. We need a jaws parody with this thing.
We need a movie here people!
 
RJMC is the true ruler of Halflife2.net. I've been enthralled ever since he posted his clay Striders.
 
Would be great if he could spell with properly after 9, 193 posts though.
 
imagine if it's testicles dangled in front of the eyes...that would be sweet
 
Must make rape so much easier for it.
 
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