Shia LaBeouf on Transformers 3: this time it's not going to suck

[Acepilotf14]

There are not many movies I dislike.. since, well, I don't watch enough of them to really compare. So when my mother got Transformers 2 for my little brother to watch(he only pays attention to the fighting anyway so it's cool), I gave it a try one night while idling on the internet.

Needless to say I stopped idling on the internet and watched intently as I watched one of the worst pieces of writing I had ever seen. Between the forced romance and bad comedy I don't even know why I kept watching. Probably to see if it would get any worse. Which it did.

Not to mention the end battle which was a terrible farce. You're telling me that ****ing satellite awesome decepticon who can MANIPULATE GRAVITY gets into one little fight and he's ****ed? Sure, I get that Optimus Prime is like a Prime or some **** and has DESTINY PLOT ARMOR but come the **** on.

****ing afghafhtesdafgshkl4nj

 

[Darkside55]

Most of the Bay fans will say that the reason why ROTF wasn't as decent as the first film is supposively because of the writers strike. It's the dumbest excuse ever.

Writers strike had nothing to do with it. What really was to blame for RotF being a steaming pile of shit was the pretenders curse. I fuckin' knew it'd happen too; everybody thought it was just crazy old Darkside rambling, but I knew it was gonna happen.

GODDAMN PRETENDERS CURSE

THAT'S WHAT KILLED THIS MOVIE

 

[T-6000]

When I heard the news that Megan Fox was dropped from Transformers 3, I wasn't one bit surprised. In fact, I expected it. Her and Bay had a harsh exchange of words shortly after Transformers 2. Despite Lebeouf's claim, I'm not seeing the third one in Theaters. *MAYBE* I'll rent it if I get bored enough. The first one was barely decent enough to see once. The Second one made me regret buying a ticket for it in the first place. The story was very shallow, most of the characters were 1 dimensional with almost no development, some of the characters were unbearably annoying, most of the action scenes were ho-hum, and the jokes were so dumb and obvious even a caveman would be hard pressed to laugh. And what was up with hiring a whole bunch of models to portray average ordinary college women? Bay couldn't make a decent movie even if someone held a .50 caliber rifle to his head.

 

[15357]

I like the explosions and weapons and tanks in the Transformers movies. But I think they could have done better without the giant robots.

 

[Yorick]

I like the explosions and weapons and tanks in the Transformers movies.

Of course you did, dear.

 

[15357]

Of course you did, dear.

Hey, if you don't like shit blowing up, you're not even a real man. You're not even a person.


But... I still don't understand the giant robots. Did Bay put them in for a reason? Or was he just messing around?

 

[Sheepo]

It's a movie about Transformers.

 

[Eejit]

It's a movie about blaxploitation Transformers.

 

[Yorick]

You're not even a person.

Halflife2.net makes me wish that was true

 

[brad92]

Yeah, because LaBeouf is such a ****ing creative genius.

Transformers 2 blew utter chunks. And Michael Bay is apparently blaming the Writer's Strike.

I might go and see the third if, at the time of its release, I feel like gawking stupidly at some shiny things and excessively loud noises.