Short recoil's "I'm back!" Thread

[Sulkdodds]

With sexy results!

 

[jondy]

Very few of you understand satire.

Don't be silly.

 

[Shamrock]

Very few of you understand satire. Except Yuri, and Feath, and any other of my Het Homies.

Plus, Shamrock, you once posted that you hated Qckbeam, and therefore I do not take any of your opinions as valid.

-Angry Lawyer

Qckbeam? I don't remember who Qckbeam is. :|

*hugs Shamrock*

It burns!

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Qckbeam? I don't remember who Qckbeam is. :|

Shame on you.

 

[Raziaar]

You came back just when I was starting to become the HL2.net legend, short recoil! <cries>

Now my chance is ruined. crushed beneath the unrelenting assault of steel toed boots that heralded the arrival of short recoil.

 

[Drackard]

Lies, your only crying because you think that dancing cow of yours will become more popular then you

 

[Raziaar]

Lies, your only crying because you think that dancing cow of yours will become more popular then you

It is more popular than me. I'm less loved than the cow. I'm only kept around because of the cow.

 

[Drackard]

Aww, we <3 you Raz :cheers:

 

[Razor]

You came back just when I was starting to become the HL2.net legend, short recoil! <cries>

Now my chance is ruined. crushed beneath the unrelenting assault of steel toed boots that heralded the arrival of short recoil.

The only day you will ever be a Hl2.net legend is the day me, Shens, Pi Mu Rho, Bliink, Shippy, CptStern, Burnzie, Angry Lawyer and Sulkdodds leaves. :thumbs:

 

[Raziaar]

Aww, we <3 you Raz :cheers:

Does that mean I can disable the cow avatar? Since you love me for me?

The only day you will ever be a Hl2.net legend is the day me, Shens, Pi Mu Rho, Bliink, Shippy, CptStern, Burnzie, Angry Lawyer and Sulkdodds leaves.

How'd you sneak onto that list?

 

[Drackard]

No ! ;P the cow stays or i go too

 

[Shodan]

The only day you will ever be a Hl2.net legend is the day me, Shens, Pi Mu Rho, Bliink, Shippy, CptStern, Burnzie, Angry Lawyer and Sulkdodds leaves. :thumbs:

This is true lunacy!

 

[Drackard]

Yeah i agree, whats Munro doing on that list

 

[Razor]

Does that mean I can disable the cow avatar? Since you love me for me?





How'd you sneak onto that list?

I'm a legend :afro: :farmer:

 

[Raziaar]

I'm a legend :afro: :farmer:

No way. My name is a longer Raz than yours, so I am the better one.

 

[jverne]

I've hated him since the first post I ever read that had "Short Recoiled Cock is gawd."

He's funny and lots of times he's even right! You on the other hand are a pointles piece of blank paper!

The only day you will ever be a Hl2.net legend is the day me, Shens, Pi Mu Rho, Bliink, Shippy, CptStern, Burnzie, Angry Lawyer and Sulkdodds leaves. :thumbs:

QFE!!

but when that happens there will be no more hl2.net, and probably half of the world destroyed

 

[15357]

Heathen(s)! You shalt not defy the awesomness of short recoil!

 

[Raziaar]

I'm protesting. Fight the mother****ing power!

 

[15357]

We have a protester! Call the police patrol!

 

[Que-Ever]

What? forget the power, where the hell is your cow?!

 

[Raziaar]

What? forget the power, where the hell is your cow?!

 

[TIIMMYY]

Oh. My. God.

Is it dead?

 

[15357]

We gather here today to mourn the passing of our dear beloved Dancing Cow, who was a great member of our society, a good symbol of the principals of INGSOC, and most importantly, a true citizen.

May he rest in eternal peace, freed from a world of hurt and injustice.

 

[Raziaar]

This is exactly the reason I murdered him!

 

[Que-Ever]

Pass the A-1.

(yes, it's that important)

 

[The Monkey]

Was he jummy?

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

dude, no you just ruined my day

 

[mortiz]

The hate only acts to make Short Recoil angry, and you wouldn't like him when he's angry.

Although you don't like him anyway, so no biggie.

 

[bvasgm]

I've hated him since the first post I ever read that had "Short Recoiled Cock is gawd."

stfu nub Short Recoil = awsome

edit: Raziaar, bring back the cow. Bring the cow back now. Not now, as in, hang on, it'll be back in a minute. Now as in, right the fuck now.

 

[Jangle]

stfu nub Short Recoil = awsome

This man speaks the truth.

 

[Qonfused]

Raziaar, bring back the cow. Bring the cow back now. Not now, as in, hang on, it'll be back in a minute. Now as in, right the fuck now.

Quoted for the absolute truth. For awhile there, it was the only I lived for. Everyday I'd come home and literally run to my computer and load up the forums just to see the dancing cow. My wallpaper has been that .gif for 6 months. Please, bring him back.

 

[Drackard]

I created a thread/Poll for teh Cow to be bought back but i was closed 4 people voted yes though do it Raz !

 

[Raziaar]

I have evolved to the sea cow.

You guys only ever loved me for the cow :|

 

[OvA]

I have evolved to the sea cow.

You guys only ever loved me for the cow :|

I went swimming with Manatees in Florida, they are like big puppies, they roll over for you to rub their bellies. This one in particular loved it when I massaged her mammaries.

 

[Que-Ever]

I went swimming with Manitees in Florida, they are like big puppies, they roll over for you to rub their bellies. This one in particular loved it when I massaged her mammaries.

D:

dude, you felt up a dugong.

EDIT: you felt up a ****ing DUGONG. What the ****, man?

 

[JNightshade]

Okay. Manatee = dugong. I was wrong.

Anyway, personally, I think the manatee avatar is the funniest thing since Steven Wright. And I've actually swam with them as well (vacation in Florida). They're the shit.

 

[Ikerous]

A dugong isn't an animal... it's a classification

 

[Que-Ever]

yeah, well... your mom's a sea cow.

nyeah, I take that back. dude, there's TWO freaking me-quote sigs over my head. how cool is that?

 

[Drackard]

it just doesn't have the same effect Raz

 

[Sulkdodds]

I love that gif.