Short recoil's "I'm back!" Thread

[Raziaar]

I love that gif.

I can't help but wonder what happened to the poor manatee though. Like, did it severely bruise its snout or something? it didnt look like it was going fast, but ouch does it look painful. Its like stubbing your toe, only your toe is your face.

 

[CrazyHarij]

dugongs are really damn cool. but they're so damn stupid and vulnerable..

 

[jimbo118]

Okay. Manatee = dugong. I was wrong.

Anyway, personally, I think the manatee avatar is the funniest thing since Steven Wright. And I've actually swam with them as well (vacation in Florida). They're the shit.

qft, new one pwns.

 

[Asknoone]

Welcome back, Shorty, we missed ya!

We did? :rolling:

 

[xombine]

When I think about you I touch myself.

 

[Que-Ever]

When I think about you I touch myself.

I don't want, anybody else...

 

[Shamrock]

This thread should have been closed 2 pages ago.

 

[Qonfused]

dugongs are really damn cool. but they're so damn stupid and vulnerable..

"Oh, look, boat propellers! GOGOGO!"

 

[Glo-Boy]

Okay, I just posted something about this in another thread but I think that all of you Short Recoil fans need to seriously rethink your sexual orientation.

Short Recoil posted a shirtless picture of himself where he used a certain angle to make his shoulders look big. If you look more closely you can see the rest of his arms which are like pipe cleaners. Sure, he could kick some of your asses because some of you are like the size of 5th graders, but really... you only talk about his 'manliness' and his 'strength' because of his half-naked, trick-photography picture. Maybe all of his fans (most of you guys) are complete homosexuals.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

If Short Recoil's fans are homosexuals, does that make their opinions any less valid due to being homosexual?

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Glo-Boy]

Certainly not, but they're still wrong about his strength. Anyone can take a photo to make themselves look like a tough guy. It's just through this outburst of short recoil lovin', it's clear that we have quite a few gay members here leghumping him, kind of like how some straight guys leghump SHIPPI or that other girl mod, forgot her name.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

And so what if we have gay members? Does that change anything?

Yes, of course people are wrong about his strength, but the concept of satire has clearly flown over their heads.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Glo-Boy]

Again, no it doesn't. I have a couple of gay friends myself and they're great people. But then again, they aren't lying to themselves. :-p

 

[Angry Lawyer]

None of these members have confessed to being straight, though, so they're not exactly denying anything.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[DeusExMachina]

I think everyone's making a big deal out of nothing....

 

[Raziaar]

Make a big deal about me! :thumbs: I'm an attention whore!

 

[Qonfused]

Make a big deal about me! :thumbs: I'm an attention whore!

Your manatee is bouncing to the beat of my song.

 

[Ennui]

I haven't been reading this thread. What the hell is going on? Are we debating the gayness of the forumites? I have it on good authority that the vast majority of them just LOVE men.

 

[Qonfused]

I haven't been reading this thread. What the hell is going on? Are we debating the gayness of the forumites? I have it on good authority that the vast majority of them just LOVE men.

Lou loves men. So does Shammy. Shh.

 

[OvA]

And so what if we have gay members? Does that change anything?


-Angry Lawyer

 

[mortiz]

Harry room 2?

P.S. want sum ghey secks?

 

[Yuri]

This thread is awesome!

 

[Qonfused]

I altered the color balance to reveal something...

 

[Drackard]

This thread is getting a tad out of hand, even if it is funny as f*ck

 

[Que-Ever]

I find the tinsel snaking out of that hole in the cieling infinitely more disturbing...

 

[Shamrock]

I haven't been reading this thread. What the hell is going on? Are we debating the gayness of the forumites? I have it on good authority that the vast majority of them just LOVE men.

Close the thread.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Glo-Boy, I think you are ignoring the fact that Short Recoil was famous before he posted any pictures.

I mean, for christ's sake, the man can run faster than a land rover and then punch a dent in it.
He can deflect BBs with a katana.
If he considers something a threat, he will remove it.

 

[15357]

He's like Kim Jong-Il's bodyguards combined with UDP/SEAL's.

 

[Gargantou]

15357, Kim Jong-Il is teh sechs!<3
So is short recoil but I'm not gay so..

 

[Skaadi]

Heh, again with Kim Jong-Il's bodyguards.....

 

[CrazyHarij]

why is this thread still open..

 

[Asknoone]

Someone needs to close this.

 

[ríomhaire]

Don't either of you have power here? D:

 

[Drackard]

Aw don't close it, its incredibly amusing !

 

[15357]

This needs to be stickied.

 

[Asknoone]

This needs to be deleted.

 

[15357]

This needs to be deleted.

Why you-

I mean. Yes. I agree wholeheartedly.

 

[Ennui]

Posting after the close for no reason other than because I can. Abuse! Abuse!