Silly/Annoying Things In Life

Where to start, where to start...

I'll stick with a few of today's annoyances.

People with a background in KFC and Tescos who apply for gritty telesales jobs with a package potentially in excess of ?70k. This guy actually put on his CV in big bold letters that he worked for "most revered chicken vendor". :laugh:

Clients who tell you in no uncertain terms they're more than happy to look at people with no experience but the right attitude, and then decide to cancel an interview on the basis that one guy with six years sales experience had not done business to business sales. And then get cranky when challenged on their idiotic decision.

Kids who beg/threaten you for ?2.40 two days in a row, and actually think they're intimidating.

Having to endure Walter's inane ramblings.
 
People who buy giant pickups and SUVs with 8.0 turbo diesel motors and dont haul anything but their ass...
 
This fuxing internet connection, for randomly rebooting EVERY 5 SECONDS the whole day.
 
When you go onto Gabbleh 800 times and no ones ever on.
 
This fuxing internet connection, for randomly rebooting EVERY 5 SECONDS the whole day.

Sounds like line noise. I had the same problem when my bband was initially installed. I then made the company do loads of line tests and got BT to test my line too. Soon after, it stopped doing it.
 
I hate to say this, ever, but I'm starting to think rambler was right.

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Wind. If wind was a person, I would have killed it in a gruesome way a long time ago. YOU HEAR ME WIND? STOP FUCKING WITH MY HAIR!

Well, do what I do: Cut your hair short.
 
Small people in big cars, guys who wear pink shirts, and chinese people with american names

Is that meant to be racist? Whats wrong with us having english names? Acctually mine is hebrew and my brother's is roman.
 
People who name their pets with ridiculous names like "Hero" and "Bubbles", and are quite convinced that those names are good.

That being said, as soon as I move out and get a cat, I'm naming it either Dennis or Susan, depending on the gender.
 
I had a friend in high school who's name was Dino ..his dog's name was Stanley
 
I've a freind called jumbles who has a sister called bubbles :/

And theres a guy in my sixth form called... get this.... issac kochs.
 
countless ruined pairs of pants due to holes in the crotch :x anyone get this? I swear I'm not a fatteh
 
When people go "i didnt say you didnt" i feel like smacking them in the face.
 
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