Smelly D&D kids who are not unfairly judged

[Jintor]

Oh, come on. Are you honestly so intent on preserving political correctness in an online forum that you're suggesting that, thanks to some MASSIVE coincidence, they all have a genetic stinkiness disorder?

Look, I despise stereotyping. I consider it ignorant, misguided, and generally untrue. But there's a difference between stereotyping and fact. If somebody smells, they smell. End of story. Whether you should judge them for it is another thing entirely.

Personally, I choose to treat them with kindness, albeit from across the room.

I love you, and not just for the ThreePanelSoul avatar.

<3<3

 

[Muffin Man]

"D&D is nerdy," the man said, on a forum dedicated to Half-Life 2.

I agree with Darkside. Do whatever you want, but practice good hygiene if you're going into a public place. I just hate it when people smell horrid, it makes me sad. Like my friend who apparently is too dumb to brush his teeth, even though we tall him to constantly. You can smell his breath from across the room! Wow, I really hate him...

 

[JNightshade]

I love you, and not just for the ThreePanelSoul avatar.

<3<3

<3

 

[Dekstar]

Prehistoric past, eh? I still factor smell as a higher priority than looks in women. Maybe I'm just old fashioned.

Your nose is probably right, but societal evolution has probably changed what you smell for in a woman. Think about how impressive the nose is
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nose

 

[Solaris]

Look I don't give a shit if they smell. It's the whole bigoted anti-geek prejudice. It's like, "oh no, look there are some people who enjoy playing dungeons and dragons, ew they have cooties!" It's like a ****ing elementary school playground. If you think they smell, just avoid them. But don't say "oh, there are these DandD people and they're so smelly, oh what should I do internets? How do I go about humiliating and stereotyping them?" Just respect them and their lifestyle and leave them alone.

There is no mandatory need to respect what other people do. DandD is crap and I wouldn't have a real life friend who plays it.

 

[HunterSeeker]

There is no mandatory need to respect what other people do. DandD is crap and I wouldn't have a real life friend who plays it.

My arent you close minded?

 

[Gorgon]

Grab some lysol, walk up to them, and spray them.

Come back and tell us how it goes. That shit'll be hilarious.

I would pay to see that, make sure to capture some footage.

 

[Jintor]

There is no mandatory need to respect what other people do. DandD is crap and I wouldn't have a real life friend who plays it.

No wonder you're in Politics so much.

 

[Icarusintel]

Also, I go to George Mason University.

George Mason? Dude, you're really close to me then. I'm just up in Arlington. I wonder if I know any of the kids you're talking about.

 

[Mattigus]

I didn't get their names. However, I think they do this on a weekly basis, so I'll probably see them later this week.

Since everyone is acusing me of being a close-minded nazi terrorist, maybe I will reach out to them and even attempt to play their game. I don't do much at my work, so it will probably work out. I hope they smell better next week.

 

[Muffin Man]

There is no mandatory need to respect what other people do. DandD is crap and I wouldn't have a real life friend who plays it.

 

[Dalamari]

D&D ain't that bad, I used to play it a year back almost every day, had a group of friends I'd hang with and we'd tell warlock jokes and shit, was fun but eventually we ran out of ideas for quests and just started listening to music and smoking wacky-tobacky

 

[Polaris]

Something what all D&D players must see!

 

[Icarusintel]

Something what all D&D players must see!

Haha, what a great twist, I totally didn't see it coming. Maybe M. Night Shamalamadingdong should use it for one of his movies.

 

[CyberPitz]

wow, from playing D&D to ...to...a god book?

wtf!

 

[Bull Squid Sally]

d&d kids do smell! I have some friends who play d&d, i love them, but they smell like shit

 

[Darkside55]

If they're your friends, why do you not tell them they stink?