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Force it through the nose. Not only does it open a closed nostril, it gets rid of any runny water all in one go (and there's a lot more than you would think if you had just a little). I'm slightly sick so it helps.
 
okay.

Oh, and don't you hate it when you sneeze, but kind of suck it back in and then it all ends up in your mouth, making you have to spit?
 
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

okay.
 
I usually sneeze 25% out of my nose and 75% mouth. Usually helps to clear my throat of flem.
 
Sometimes I sneeze funny and all the force hits the back of my throat. I did it once so hard that it tore the dangly thing at the back of my mouth so that I was spitting blood.
 
My roomate used to try to stop himself from sneezing. He would sneeze but hold everything back inside. It looked incredibly painful because his whole torso would violently jump because there was nowhere for the air to escape from. I kept telling him that hes going to blow a lung out, but he still does it.
 
For a week or so I had this problem where when I sneezed, my rib cage and the inside of my elbows really hurt. It felt like somebody whacked me with a 2x4, and I would be really weak for a few minutes. I even found a whole thread full of people with the same symptom. It's gone away though.
 
Stopping it is bad from what I've heard. You want that crap out of your system.
 
There is a reason you are sneezing....why stop it?

Same as coughing to me.
 
If you hold your nose whilst sneezing, it apparently attempts to come out at 40mph but is stopped by you and then flys back to your brain which is bad.
 
I usually throttle my nose a bit, otherwise I get most of the pressure build up in my throat rather than my nose.
 
I'm pretty sure you can just force it through the nose. Just keep your mouth closed.
 
DEATHMASTER said:
I'm pretty sure you can just force it through the nose. Just keep your mouth closed.
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It still comes out my nose, but all of the pressure hits the back of my throat and it doesn't push against anything in my nose.
 
There's this girl who sits next to me in class who sneezes about seven times one after another, and it's really cute.
 
Hold your eyes open with your fingers while sneezing. ;)
 
I close my mouth and hold my nose and nothing happens, I still feel the force of it and everything, just I go forward :D
 
the best is holding in farts or several farts for a long period of time then letting it all out at the same time.

It's really funny it just keeps going, my ass has to take a breath then go again to let it all out. I always LOL when this happens cuz it sounds so funny.

Also, i don't do this regularly, sometimes you just have to hold your farts in.
 
AKIRA said:
the best is holding in farts or several farts for a long period of time then letting it all out at the same time.

It's really funny it just keeps going, my ass has to take a breath then go again to let it all out. I always LOL when this happens cuz it sounds so funny.

Also, i don't do this regularly, sometimes you just have to hold your farts in.
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Have you considered therapy?
 
Dan said:
Sometimes I sneeze funny and all the force hits the back of my throat. I did it once so hard that it tore the dangly thing at the back of my mouth so that I was spitting blood.
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It's called a uvula man. A UVULA!

/me looks it up in the mayo clinical journal.

"The piece of tissue protruding from the soft palette of the inside mouth, called a dangly thing....."

/me facepalms

Slug Advisor said:
I can stop myself just by pressing on my nose. Hard.
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DEATHMASTER said:
Stopping it is bad from what I've heard. You want that crap out of your system.
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Xendance said:
If you hold your nose whilst sneezing, it apparently attempts to come out at 40mph but is stopped by you and then flys back to your brain which is bad.
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I hold my sneezes because I hate getting boogers and snot all over my hands. If I'm near a box of tissues, or a trash can, or outside, I just let it go then. I don't want to get any on my floors either. My always dad tells me holding sneezes is indeed bad for me and one day I'll blow my brains out doing so if I'm not careful. :P
 
I heard that if you hold your nose and close your mouth when you sneeze, and keep your eyes open, they'll pop out of your head.

Anyone want to try, then tell me about it?

If it doesn't pop out your eyes it'll blow up your eardrums, so either way something cool will happen.
 
Dog-- said:
I heard that if you hold your nose and close your mouth when you sneeze, and keep your eyes open, they'll pop out of your head.

Anyone want to try, then tell me about it?

If it doesn't pop out your eyes it'll blow up your eardrums, so either way something cool will happen.
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Not quite, but sometimes when I'm really stuffed up and hold my nose before sneezing, I can shoot stuff from the pores of my eyes! Lots of stuff too. :O Very ~alieeen like~ eh?
 
Yea, I can low air from my eyes if I close my mouth and nose and blow out my nose, same will probably happen if I sneeze, it'll just hurt a bit...
 
I used to do that but my ears also pop in a very annoying, long lasting fashion so I stopped.
Another nose unclog method that works: breath out completely and hold breath for long as possible. Both sides will be temporarily unclogged.
 
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