So, whatcha doing this saturday?

[Raziaar]

I was driving home after dropping off my girlfriend at about 12:30 and there was a guy just standing in his driveway. I assume he was waiting.

You can't ascend to heaven if you have a roof over your head. I pity all the fools who don't know this and are trapped on their ceilings.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

You guys sure are giving this a lot of attention.

 

[Raziaar]

You guys sure are giving this a lot of attention.

We're not the media.

http://twitter.com/#!/WeCanKnow

This gonna be some fun shit to read today.

 

[Remus]

This gonna be some fun shit to read today.

Well come on already, where's the puntastic news articles at. *arms*

 

[Stylo]

Personally, I think that today's news channel broadcasting schedules should have just been a televised live feed of Harold Camping, so that we could all watch his miserable face when he realised that God had rejected him.

 

[Ennui]

Thank god all this stupid rapture shit is over. Now I only have to endure people talking about 2012 for the next year and a half.

 

[Robbo]

Thank god all this stupid rapture shit is over. Now I only have to endure people talking about 2012 for the next year and a half.

This is just the start of the Rapture, it continues till October 21 (or something round that date) and THATS when the world will end.

PS. I'm on my phone so I can't find the source for that.

PPS. Forget that^^^^^

 

[arch5]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vj8-_jhFAA

 

[Stylo]

So, erm... This is what The Bible says:

Matthew 24:35-36

35 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.
36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

of that day and hour knoweth no man

knoweth no man

So he said he got this from The Bible, right? ...

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vj8-_jhFAA

I can't believe they allowed for a bail whatsoever, not that anyone will shell out 1,000,000 to let this crazy hoe out of her kitty litter.

...being the evil person that I am, I lol'd thoroughly that she couldn't even become an hero herself - let alone kill her kids... what a shit show.

 

[StarBob]

So, erm... This is what The Bible says:



So he said he got this from The Bible, right? ...

Omg that is the first time the bible has been interpreted to contradict itself entirely!

Lol... no really it's all over the place. That's what happens though when you have a bunch of people writing the same book.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Bear in mind (haha, your avatar!!) the bible and it's many iterations have been translated more times than any other documented text in human history.

Most historians have it going something like this: Aramaic, Greek, Latin, and now literally hundreds of other languages. Cultural translation changes the definition of entire passages.

But yeah, the Bible contradicts itself like hell in any form or language. Great piece of lit, that.

 

[LibDem]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vj8-_jhFAA

That video...is beyond disturbing. What was that lady thinking!?

 

[morgs]

She's obviously got issues, end of the world or not.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Kind of depressing to read about the real, probably well-intentioned people caught up in this nonsense.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110521/ap_on_re_us/us_apocalypse_saturday

Ignoring extreme cases as in the video above, Family Radio raked in 18 million in donations for this in order to proselytize their prediction. That's a lot of deluded people who are going to be very bitter and disillusioned today, and a lot of free advertising for one incredibly deceitful organisation. What a horrid ****ing scam.

 

[Krynn72]

What jip. I went to bed last night expecting to wake up and meet the devil, but all I got was a neck cramp. LAME

 

[Stylo]

Lol... no really it's all over the place. That's what happens though when you have a bunch of people writing the same book.

True, but there's nothing in any of them about the date of the end of the world as far as I'm aware...

HAROLD, YOU CRAZY.

Also - I hope he's happy that people have tried to kill themselves. Douche. :|

 

[KiplingsCat]

Relevant:

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

I wish I had that idea.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

She's obviously got issues, end of the world or not.

hahahaha

naah

 

[15357]

So, what does happen in case of rapture? Do all Christians simply disappear?

 

[Raziaar]

So, what does happen in case of rapture? Do all Christians simply disappear?

You'd have to read the scripture for that.

Something about a tribulation, rise of the anti-christ, hell on earth before god comes back and cleans shit up... which makes no sense... why not just do that from the start, why let the devil reign on earth. Do they have a time share?

 

[PorkPi]

I'm sad that the world ended. This new place sucks.

 

[Stylo]

Do all Christians simply disappear?

Everyone going to Heaven ascends into the sky. Nekkid.

 

[Bad^Hat]

They all get a ride up to heaven in Xenu's Boeing 747.

Slight correction to my previous post: that 18 million being donated was from 2009. No idea what the actual figure was for this event, but they put up over 5000 billboards, so I find it hard to imagine they did it all out of pocket.

Anyway, this guy donated his life savings to advertising it. Taken in Time Square just before the hour struck.

 

[15357]

His face tells me many things, and not one of them is happiness. More like confusion and disappointment.

The other guy seems to find the lack of rapture hilarious.

 

[Stylo]

guy donated his life savings to advertising it. Taken in Time Square just before the hour struck.

This is why it's good to have a Plan B. Also, why not to believe crazy individuals claiming to know the date of The Rapture.

 

[StarBob]

I like that guy on the left. His face says "I don't even know what's going on, but I'm happy about it!"

 

[Bad^Hat]

This is why it's good to have a Plan B.

Oh, ye of little faith.

 

[Remus]

Oh the rapture did happen. It's just the satan controlled media that refuses to show it!!11

 

[Bad^Hat]

The rapture has been happening for years, haven't you heard?

http://www.youtube.com/user/tedcrusty

 

[pvtbones]

You'd have to read the scripture for that.

Something about a tribulation, rise of the anti-christ, hell on earth before god comes back and cleans shit up... which makes no sense... why not just do that from the start, why let the devil reign on earth. Do they have a time share?

a bad divorce..

 

[Stylo]

Oh, ye of little faith.

But surprisingly not of little life savings! XD

 

[MJ12]

OAKLAND, Calif. – A California preacher who foretold of the world's end only to see the appointed day pass with no extraordinarily cataclysmic event has revised his apocalyptic prophecy, saying he was off by five months and the Earth actually will be obliterated on Oct. 21.
Harold Camping, who predicted that 200 million Christians would be taken to heaven Saturday before catastrophe struck the planet, apologized Monday evening for not having the dates "worked out as accurately as I could have."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110524/ap_on_re_us/us_apocalypse_saturday

PFFFFF

 

[Remus]

Ugh... *rolleyes*

 

[Shakermaker]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110524/ap_on_re_us/us_apocalypse_saturday

PFFFFF

That is the same excuse he gave in 1994. I wonder what he comes up with in October.

 

[Remus]

I wonder what he comes up with in October.

"I'm a lunatic, stop listening to me."

I hope.

 

[CptStern]

he's always said the destruction of the universe was in october. it was the rapture that was supposed to be the other day

 

[Raziaar]

Wait what the ****? Someone is coaching him verbally on what to say.

"I don't have spiritual rule over anybody... except my wife."

What the ****? You old fashioned ****ing **** face.

At least with the old fashioned abusive **** faces though their rule only extends physically and mentally... you've taken it to a whole other level by subjugating her spiritually. "**** you lord, I call the shots for my wife!"

 

[ShinRa]

We should have our own man-made rapture, where we put all these ****ing lunatics on a deserted island and let them wait out the apocalypse in isolation.

 

[Raziaar]

We should have our own man-made rapture, where we put all these ****ing lunatics on a deserted island and let them wait out the apocalypse in isolation.

We become worse than them.