Some girls these days...

[WaterMelon34]

I've been seeing a lot of annoying stuff on HL2DM lately... Every once in a while there's a person who joins and has a nickname that resembles something like "SexyChik" and then tells everyone "Hi, I'm a girl so like uh, don't like hurt me!", wtf is that? It can't be some stupid kid trying to pretend he's a woman because they never do anything else and leave, I know that a guy would instantly try to have cyber sex with any guy that would believe he's a girl. I just don't understand, why the HELL do girls always tell us that they are girls? Frankly I don't really care, I'm gonna try to shoot them in the balls just the same. It's just that it's starting to piss me off... It's like going to the mall just to tell everyone there that you like to buy things but don't intend to actually buy anything... and that you like shirts. It's totally pointless and only provokes guys to say things like "g0t 4ny n3kk1d p1cs!?". Once, the guys on a server got pissed off at a girl and she said stuff like "Why do you all hate me? I didn't do anything to you! I mean cmon, I'm a girl!". I'm starting to picture them as lowly female citizens of this planet of ours that are unpopular at school so they are desperately striving to gain popularity in games because they think they are unpopular because they are in the wrong world and maybe the digital one would be their salvation. Maybe they are attempting to flirt with anyone they can, like hookers? I'm not saying girls are scum, I'm just saying I don't give a crap WHAT you are, as long as you don't head shot me.

 

[CREMATOR666]

Words of wisdom.......?

 

[AzzMan]

Chances are, theyre not girls anyways.......

 

[CREMATOR666]

Real girls dont go and tell everybody they're a girl, not repeatedly!

 

[StardogChampion]

Girls that tell you they are girls are not girls... Unless you're not on the internet and are talking to a real person... even then it might be a lie.

 

[WaterMelon34]

But why would someone tell me he's a girl and just not do anything that would in any way satisfy their need of humor? They just said they were girls, and then acted as though anyone else would.

 

[Danimal]

People pretend to be girls for:

-Attention
-People to go easy on them
-Thier own personal fantasies

 

[Ikerous]

This one guy i know always chooses female characters in games that allow you to select gender -_- Needless to say he's pretty strange.

And nine times outta ten if they say they're female; they arent.

 

[Reign]

Frankly I don't really care, I'm gonna try to shoot them in the balls just the same.

that actually made me laugh out loude when i read it

 

[nutcrackr]

And ten times outta ten if they say they're female; they arent.

fixed

There are no women on teh intraweb.

 

[Danimal]

Except for Bliink or SHIPPI, Nutcrackr...

 

[Shippi]

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[CREMATOR666]

Yea I've seen people join HLDM servers with names like 'SexyChick' and they just say 'Hi guys' and stuff like that repeatedly, trying to get attention.. when they don't, they just leave. They don't even play.. what's the point?

The point is that they're actually a transexual.....oops

 

[bliink]

The kind of girl who's into computer games isnt the same kind who'd join a server and then yammer on like she's some ditzy airhead.

I don't even understand why people do that.. its weird.

 

[ComradeBadger]

Funnily enough, quite a few girls do play games - however, they don't advertise it, cos they know what happens

 

[el Chi]

Welcome to the internet: Where women are men, men are boys and little girls are the FBI.

Possibly one of the funniest things to ever be posted on these forums. Which is saying something

 

[15357]

Funnily enough, quite a few girls do play games - however, they don't advertise it, cos they know what happens

i was playing a FPS game (don't remember title) and someone said that she/he was a girl.

10 seconds later, the whole screen was filled by:

"whats your e-mail?"

" *put indecent materials here* "

" i want to -"

ect.

 

[HunterSeeker]

Possibly one of the funniest things to ever be posted on these forums. Which is saying something

So funny it gets immortalised in my signature

 

[mortiz]

reminds me of the time that person came on these forums and announced they were female. I'm sure you all remember the 'incident'.

 

[el Chi]

And rightly so!

 

[Jintor]

Real girls - real girls, not boys pretending to be girls - real girls will just headshot you. Straight off.

 

[Shodan]

reminds me of the time that person came on these forums and announced they were female. I'm sure you all remember the 'incident'.

That was very nearly the end of the world.

 

[15357]

That was very nearly the end of the world.

what happened? :O

 

[xcellerate]

was that that crazy asian looking girl who posted a picture of herself in some santa hat, then everyone photoshoped it to give her a beard and mustache? That was 30 pages of some kinda stupid.

 

[CrazyHarij]

Possibly one of the funniest things to ever be posted on these forums. Which is saying something

lol, I don't even remember saying that. But yeah, it's true isn't it?

 

[CptStern]

Funnily enough, quite a few girls do play games - however, they don't advertise it, cos they know what happens

agreed 100% ..if I was female there's no way I'd tell you guys ...heheh remember that thread where one of our members pretended to be female? that was one of the most responded to threads we've ever had ..and he wasnt even female!!

 

[jimbo118]

agreed 100% ..if I was female there's no way I'd tell you guys ...heheh remember that thread where one of our members pretended to be female? that was one of the most responded to threads we've ever had ..and he wasnt even female!!

out of interest are the many female members of this site? :hmph:

 

[el Chi]

lol, I don't even remember saying that. But yeah, it's true isn't it?

<Hugs CrazyHarij> It sure is

 

[WaterMelon34]

Us gamers are all so sexist...

 

[CREMATOR666]

out of interest are the many female members of this site? :hmph:

I only know 3 : SHIPPI, Blink, and Ritz :cheers:

 

[Shippi]

I only know 3 : SHIPPI, Blink, and Ritz :cheers:

And Toffee.. and, uh dfc.. something something I can never remember her name.. and I think there are a couple others

 

[el Chi]

Us gamers are all so sexist...

Speak for yourself, mate.

 

[KoreBolteR]

i was talking to this girl on cs the other day, she was pretending to be a boy at first, to stop guys asking for her pic..

is it really that hard just to be friends with a girl without trying to date her... (lol extreme word but u know what i mean )

u get me?

 

[mortiz]

i was talking to this girl on cs the other day, she was pretending to be a boy at first, to stop guys asking for her pic..

is it really that hard just to be friends with a girl without trying to date her... (lol extreme word but u know what i mean )

u get me?

Do you want to be friends with everyone on a CS server? That's the thing, if the server is full of blokes, which is usually the case you go on play for a while maybe have a quick convo with one or two then that's it, you leave, if there's a female gamer on the server though everyone wants to be her friend and act like creeps.

 

[KoreBolteR]

Do you want to be friends with everyone on a CS server? That's the thing, if the server is full of blokes, which is usually the case you go on play for a while maybe have a quick convo with one or two then that's it, you leave, if there's a female gamer on the server though everyone wants to be her friend and act like creeps.

i was talking to this person before i got too know she was a girl..

her player name was "birthday boy"...

 

[Absinthe]

As has probably been stated before, most of these "girls" are actually guys. Hell, I pretended to be a girl in the Lineage II beta. I got this guy to follow me a round, help me in fights, yammer on about online marriages (in a not so subtle suggesting manner), and even give me his email address. :O

Of course, I never talked to the dude...

 

[KoreBolteR]

As has probably been stated before, most of these "girls" are actually guys. Hell, I pretended to be a girl in the Lineage II beta. I got this guy to follow me a round, help me in fights, yammer on about online marriages (in a not so subtle suggesting manner), and even give me his email address. :O

Of course, I never talked to the dude...

LOL, why do guys do this...?

:upstare: want the attention of all the males eh? heheh :imu:

 

[Absinthe]

LOL, why do guys do this...?

:upstare: want the attention of all the males eh? heheh :imu:

Just a small psychology experiment.

...

Okay, I lied. It's just fun to see what lengths hormone-charged, cheeto-stained guys will go in order to fulfill their vain hope of getting some e-poontang.

 

[Fat Tony!]

Girls that tell you they are girls are not girls... Unless you're not on the internet and are talking to a real person... even then it might be a lie.

so many good quotes in this thread. Im keeping this one!

 

[KoreBolteR]

Just a small psychology experiment.

...

Okay, I lied. It's just fun to see what lengths hormone-charged, cheeto-stained guys will go in order to fulfill their vain hope of getting some e-poontang.

LOLOL.

i also liked your quote , which tony has just pointed out.. ROFL.
your such a comedian :E hehe