Some girls these days...

[bliink]

if people on a server find out you are a girl, you get one of 3 things happening:
1) non-stop bombardment of come-ons and pickup lines
2) a squad of personal bodyguards
3) you get called a fat ugly lesbian dyke

either way, they all wreck the game. any real female gamer knows that.

I remember once, some guys knew i was a girl because I was playing with some mates i know IRL, and random players were doing stuff like buying me the m249 etc, or hesitating before shooting me (which of course meant that i'd kill them)...

oh well, thats why a username like mine is good, because it has no gender to it; and is way better than "P_e_N_i_S_D_0_0_D"

hi2u all, i am girl!!11 bE NiCe tO mE HEHEheeHEHEHEHEHEhe

omghi2u!

 

[Ames]

I never hear it on CS :-/ I heard it constantly when i played gunbound though

What the hell are you talking about?

u r gurl????>???????/???>????????????><?????????????????????????<<<<<????????><?????<<

 

[Ikerous]

What the hell are you talking about?

u r gurl????>???????/???>????????????><?????????????????????????<<<<<????????><?????<<

Lol.. no...
You obviously havent read much of the circumcision thread ;-)

 

[Maui]

Apparently Maui is feminine enough for me to get the protective meat shields every once in a while (no, not that. Get your mind out of the gutter! ) My being a smiley whore probably isn't helping things, but I'm seeing a doctor for that now.

 

[>>FrEnZy<<]

The simple answer is...Guys online are horny.

 

[CREMATOR666]

The simple answer is...Guys online are horny.

I thought guys are always horny

 

[Ames]

What do you mean.....'thought'.....?

 

[CREMATOR666]

What do you mean.....'thought'.....?

I once think guys are horny...mebbe? :burp:

 

[WaterMelon34]

Hehehe. I remember in StarCraft when I was 9 I made an account that made me look girly and I went to channel sex. Anyone been there before? It's almost always full (rofl). Anyways, I wanted to piss off some horny guy by telling him I have a dick during cyber sex. That was the greatest moment of my entire online life.

HunnyBunnz: "I'm pulling down my skin tight leather pants with my right hand and I'm rubbing myself with my left hand."

(forgot name): "OooOooH baby.."

HunnyBunnz: "Now, I'm pulling down my sexy polka dot underwear..."

(forgot name): "Uhmm, okay. Keep going..."

HunnyBunnz: "Now, I'm rubbing my nut sack and laughing at you."

(forgot name): "0mfgz0rz!!/!?1/1/11/"

*(forgot name) has left the channel*

 

[Danimal]

That is what I call ownage.

 

[Jintor]

ROFL.

Hilareous.

I wish i had free meat shields.

 

[KoreBolteR]

LOL i must do that trick someday.

wfp watermelon

 

[Absinthe]

The simple answer is...Guys online are horny.

Sadly, it's true. We'll jump at any slight chance to get laid, no matter how unlikely and desparate that chance is.

The anonymity of the internet just makes it easer to hit on chicks.

 

[Raziaar]

I've played a few female characters in a couple graphical mmorpgs. Shadowbane, Lineage 2, one character in city of heroes, and Eve Online. Usually one character per game, all with the name Sapphire. My excuse for it was... if I have to sit here for several hours a day looking at an ass and backside, it better be an attractive ass and backside instead of that of a guy. Though most of my characters were male.

Though I never played off the gender to get me free stuff or sway people's opinions of me, because if they asked, i'd tell em flat out. I'm a guy playing a girl character.

 

[Raziaar]

Hehehe. I remember in StarCraft when I was 9 I made an account that made me look girly and I went to channel sex. Anyone been there before? It's almost always full (rofl). Anyways, I wanted to piss off some horny guy by telling him I have a dick during cyber sex. That was the greatest moment of my entire online life.

HunnyBunnz: "I'm pulling down my skin tight leather pants with my right hand and I'm rubbing myself with my left hand."

(forgot name): "OooOooH baby.."

HunnyBunnz: "Now, I'm pulling down my sexy polka dot underwear..."

(forgot name): "Uhmm, okay. Keep going..."

HunnyBunnz: "Now, I'm rubbing my nut sack and laughing at you."

(forgot name): "0mfgz0rz!!/!?1/1/11/"

*(forgot name) has left the channel*

When you were nine? I somehow doubt that :-P

 

[Absinthe]

When you were nine? I somehow doubt that :-P

It's actually not that far-fetched. From my experience, at least.

 

[Raziaar]

It's actually not that far-fetched. From my experience, at least.

Well, I mean I guess not if you were exposed to porn and sex and stuff at the young age of nine, which by all my accounts, is not that natural by most family standpoints. I'm all for teaching a kid about sex, etc, but at nine, and in such an explicit manner where they might desire to taunt people with it? heh.

 

[Dekstar]

Funnily enough, quite a few girls do play games - however, they don't advertise it, cos they know what happens

Aye there's a girl that used to come on our server, and she didn't "Advertise" Her Gender. There's no point, we would have got bored and shot her in the head all the same.

 

[Edcrab]

I remember a friend of mine who used to play Myth games extensively, and he'd played a co-operative campaign with some guy for almost a year.

When the gender-neutral "Malice" or some such announced that they were pregnant, he twigged that she was- shock horror- a woman. That was the first time he'd so much as suspected

Real women- except attention whores, and I'm allowed to use that term since I've personally set new equality horizons in that direction- don't feel the need to declare their gender for all and sundry to drool over them or whatever it is gamers do.

 

[Absinthe]

Well, I mean I guess not if you were exposed to porn and sex and stuff at the young age of nine, which by all my accounts, is not that natural by most family standpoints. I'm all for teaching a kid about sex, etc, but at nine, and in such an explicit manner where they might desire to taunt people with it? heh.

Far from it. I think the only glimpse I caught of porn at the age of 9 was the cover of a porno mag at a friend's house.

That didn't keep me from acting like a jackass when some poor dude wanted to "cyb@r" in a Battle.net chatroom.