Something is up with the world

[Doppelgofer]

dunno why, dunno what, dunno how but somethings amiss

yes?

 

[AJ Rimmer]

...it has begun.

 

[Ravioli]

NO WHOPPERS http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=451108

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

I reckon its the acsension. Even today our best researchers do not understand what terrible after effects it may have.

 

[Link]

The clock! My god, LOOK AT THE CLOCK!!!

 

[Steven]

I blame violent video games!

 

[Baserape>]

I can see the sun! Arghhhh! I'm blind!!!

 

[Kula Meenur]

Err.... spam thread???

 

[Doppelgofer]

naa, i genuinely think something feels wrong but i don't know what it is so i thought i'd make a thread about it

 

[CrazyHarij]

I feel the same, except it feels good. I'd welcome any change

 

[Kula Meenur]

Well lie down on the couch, my friend, and lets talk about it


How and when did these feelings arise, mr Doppelgofer?



/takes out little notepad

 

[Bad^Hat]

dunno why, dunno what, dunno how but somethings amiss

yes?

My god... what could this portend? So many things to consider. The possibilities are maddening, and yet with it comes a strange jubilation. A blissful anxiety of things to come. Perhaps revolution, maybe even godhood is in our grasp? Or the end of days?

The apocalypse? D:

Oh god OH GOD IT'S THE MOTHER****ING ACSENSION BITCHES! SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT this is the real deal mo'fuggas!

REPENT! REPENT, FOR THE END IS UPON US! THE END IS NIGH! THE END IS--








No, wait wait.

It's cool guys, false alarm. I just had one of my socks on inside-out.

 

[Kula Meenur]

OH MY GOD!





you are my hero






and because of such, sigged



edit: bugga it didn't fit

 

[Slug Advisor]

The clock! My god, LOOK AT THE CLOCK!!!

My clock isn't working. Fer real. Fecking creepy. :|

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

<3 Badhat.

 

[Pulse]

BST raped my body clock ;'[

 

[DEATH eVADER]

dunno why, dunno what, dunno how but somethings amiss

yes?

Yes, today has been unusally a nice day.....

Something is F*cked Up!

 

[Krynn72]

Cyberpitz went 100% gay.










D:

 

[VirusType2]

My clock isn't working. Fer real. Fecking creepy. :|

yeah ... D:

the clock at work stopped as well. It must be a sign! Time is going to stop! The end of the universe! Or maybe we could replace the batteries or something.

 

[Slug Advisor]

yeah ... D:

the clock at work stopped as well. It must be a sign! Time is going to stop! The end of the universe! Or maybe we could replace the batteries or something.

**** that, I'm not gonna waste precious energy on clocks! It'll come in handy during the Event.

 

[VirusType2]

**** that, I'm not gonna waste precious energy on clocks! It'll come in handy during the Event.

True indeed. My oversight astounds even myself. You earn your title of "advisor"

We've already depleted much of our fossil fuels.

We won't get far powering our cars with wind sails. Although, with earth in an apocalyptic state with violent unpredictable weather, and sea levels rising, that just might be an option.

 

[Slug Advisor]

We must power our cars with Internets.

 

[Evo]

My watch stopped at work earlier...a sign?

 

[Dan]

This is the dumbest thing I have heard all day. Granted it is only 2pm.

 

[taviow]

The Priory of Sion is about to reveal the location of the Holy Grail.

 

[TheDude]

I feel it too. It's like we're sitting on some sort of powder keg that's waiting to go off. We should make a coming of age movie about it. I'll be the wacky camp director and you all can be those rascally campers who cause trouble. It's gonna be great.

 

[Sheepo]

You feel it as well? Ah I can just hear them now.


Alas the bells, what a tale of terror their tolling foretells

 

[MJ12]

once at schoal like all teh clocks went to zeros, lyke, all zeros and i dudnt know anything what was going on, i was like <hey guys this is end of there world or what? better let us out of shool eary than haha> and it was rely funni cause i said that and the teachar was like <?i dont think so we have things to teach?> haha, it was pretty hilarioud :afro::sniper::cheers:

 

[Tarkus]

I know whats wrong with the world..

I just signed up for another month in World of Warcraft..thats whats wrong with everything.. F'n hate this game, why the hell did I pay for a month after more than a year of not playing it?

 

[Terminator]

Right, i don't know if it has any relevance to this thread but when my friend on MSN said goodbye i checked the time and it was 100% 00:01 (1 minute past midnight) i even made a point of it.

I look down about a minute late and it reads 23:58

Seriously.
Any ideas what would cause this?

This is the windows XP taskbar clock.

 

[VirusType2]

The Priory of Sion is about to reveal the location of the Holy Grail.

The hands of the clocks that stopped may point towards the location of the Holy Grail.

Ours stopped at about 9:45 but it could be backwards! It could be 45:9!


Checking Google maps, the GPS reading of 45:9 = Castle Wolfenstien!

 

[MJ12]

guys, i'm a werewolf

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Throw a Werewolf Party.

 

[Sheepo]

guys, i'm a werewolf

Coming out of the werecloset?

 

[MJ12]

will you guys come if i throw a bar wolfzvah?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Will there be crack?

 

[MJ12]

well, the bar wolfzvah will be here (hl2.net), so I'd assume so!

 

[MJ12]

Coming out of the werecloset?

I'm here and I'm were.

 

[Doppelgofer]

santa isn't real

neither are you

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'm a figment of your imagination. Live with it.