Sore throat

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I have a sore throat :(

anyone have any useful tips to get over it, beside drinking lots of water?
 
Gargle salt water (with plenty of salt), for about a minute - its like napalm for the bacteria in your throat. It may make you gag too sadly. Ice cream for soothing, or lockets/soothers/strepsils/tunes to suck on. And yeah...keep drinking. Oh and no shouting for long periods of time. You'll wake up tomorrow and it will be much better.
 
Stop sucking so much penis.

Cough drops help too.
 
Stop trying to sing along with the Pixies. It's just too high for you or me :(
 
I had a sore throat a couple of weeks ago. Lots of water, and Ricola coughdrops, seemed to help. And avoid talking if possible, I guess.
 
Semen soothes the throat well.

Gargling salt water helps alot too. Cough drops are ok...they are there to hide the discomfort. Salt water actually speeds up the healing process.
 
Gargle salt water (with plenty of salt), for about a minute - its like napalm for the bacteria in your throat. It may make you gag too sadly. Ice cream for soothing, or lockets/soothers/strepsils/tunes to suck on. And yeah...keep drinking. Oh and no shouting for long periods of time. You'll wake up tomorrow and it will be much better.
Yeah thats what I do.
And keep your mouth closed. :p
 
What do ya know, I've had an off-and-on soar throat too for the past week or so. Sucks. Just inhale cough drops like mad.
 
and eat weird disgusting crap like sardines and goat milk with a healthy dose of exotic herbs and pure testosterone.
 
shot of whisky helps to kill the bact
 
Yeah good point, honey in warm drinks is a very good natural remedy, also for tickly coughs.
 
Eat fruit. I'm eating 10 fruits per day and I haven't been sick in five years.
 
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