Squierl Launcher!

Yes, they bring rainbows and happiness and cheer for all!

/me frolics off into the woods with the squirrels
 
And they also run out into the road to try to fake you out into driving around them and into a ditch! Don't fall for it! It'll move out of the way... or, if it doesn't, it was dumbass and deserved to die.
 
I didn't laugh. Why? Because it's not funny. Those blokes were a sad bunch of assholes...
It kinda reminds me of the video of the Norwiegan soldiers shooting down dogs in ex-jugoslavia. That video was just 10 times as sad.
 
Mechagodzilla said:
I like squirrels though.
Whenever I see a squirrel, I'm all like:
"Hey a squirrel! Everyone look! A squirrel! Squirrel, squirrel! Let's see what he does!"
And then everyone else is like:
"Shut up!"
It's the same situation with cats.

What have squirrels ever done to anyone, besides having a name that is spelt as counter-intuitively as possible?
They are friends, not foes!

I feel the same way, buddy...
When I'm with some friends (haha, which ones?) and I see squirrel I'm like "Be quiet...shhhhh" and then of course somebody has to run directly at it just to scare it off... ****ERS
 
Frank said:
I feel the same way, buddy...
When I'm with some friends (haha, which ones?) and I see squirrel I'm like "Be quiet...shhhhh" and then of course somebody has to run directly at it just to scare it off... ****ERS

The squirrels will revolt one day, I just know it, with their acorn launchers, they could hurt ;(
 
I soubt that because its a well known fact that their leader the Lincon squirrel was assasinated.
 
Champ said:
I didn't laugh. Why? Because it's not funny. Those blokes were a sad bunch of assholes...
It kinda reminds me of the video of the Norwiegan soldiers shooting down dogs in ex-jugoslavia. That video was just 10 times as sad.

hehe that Gieko commercial, my bro was making fun of that the other day.
you know, two guys driving down the road, a squirrel runs out and stands up in the road, switch back to the driver and passenger, squelch! and they do that lil clap and point spiel.
 
nw909 said:
The squirrels will revolt one day, I just know it, with their acorn launchers, they could hurt ;(

FEAR EM!!!!
 
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