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delorean_dude
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Steam - I wouldn't give them the steam off my shit!!!
Whoever thought up the idea should have the follow senquence of events applied to them by a nasty bastard willing to inflict endless pain or failing that me...
firstly... They should be squired in the eyes with freshly squeezed lemon juice. That should disorientate them enought for the following events to be bestowed apon them.
They should then be stood in a blast furnace and cooked on a medium heat just long enough to crisp up but NOT die or infact faint. We dont want the fun spoiling. They should then be skined on the arms and legs and throw into a vat of boiling vinegar for a few minutes soak (stain removal is specialty of mine). When they've had sufficient time to pickle they should be drip dryed and then lobbed into a vat of coarse salt. This just about justifies the steam registration and now we must move onto the annoying crashes and updates inflicted by this hidious person on us.
For the annoying crashes and repeated lagging they should have their knee caps smashed round the wrong way and be forced to run the 100 metre hurdles with rabid dogs hot on their heels. If they survive this they should be made to play headers with molatov cocktails and have a sporting game of testicle conquers with a wild icelantic polar bear. As with any good torture routine their has to be some form of sexual torture which would be taken care of by dressing them in a school girl outfit and leaving them in a prison block for a few days. If they were then, still not finished off they should have their wrists slit have a dead rat stuck up their arse followed by a family of maggots.
I think the above will adaquately express my dislike for steam, as for Half Life 2 I would have to say...
6 years to spend on it in development and frankly they buggered it up. Dont get me wrong its a good game, no its a great game but thats the problem. Its not a fantastic game. Frankly Couter Strike Source is more like a demo than a game and the only salvation in that department is the wise decision by Valve to release the SDK and therefore allowing the modding community a pop at breathing life into a nice but rather limited multiplayer.
As for the single player... Wheres all the good bits we saw in the videos of giant blue tentacles and striders smashing through bridges. I was playing through the game and hoping to get to them and next thing i'd completed it. Common whats that all about...
My best suggestion. Release a cheap addon, bot patch for counter strike and do a better job of Half Life 3... and for gods sake dump steam...
If you need any advice then see the guys at Crytek... Farcry best fps of its generation by far, and from scratch.
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well i think i took care of the first bit. Hope someone can help with the second.
Whoever thought up the idea should have the follow senquence of events applied to them by a nasty bastard willing to inflict endless pain or failing that me...
firstly... They should be squired in the eyes with freshly squeezed lemon juice. That should disorientate them enought for the following events to be bestowed apon them.
They should then be stood in a blast furnace and cooked on a medium heat just long enough to crisp up but NOT die or infact faint. We dont want the fun spoiling. They should then be skined on the arms and legs and throw into a vat of boiling vinegar for a few minutes soak (stain removal is specialty of mine). When they've had sufficient time to pickle they should be drip dryed and then lobbed into a vat of coarse salt. This just about justifies the steam registration and now we must move onto the annoying crashes and updates inflicted by this hidious person on us.
For the annoying crashes and repeated lagging they should have their knee caps smashed round the wrong way and be forced to run the 100 metre hurdles with rabid dogs hot on their heels. If they survive this they should be made to play headers with molatov cocktails and have a sporting game of testicle conquers with a wild icelantic polar bear. As with any good torture routine their has to be some form of sexual torture which would be taken care of by dressing them in a school girl outfit and leaving them in a prison block for a few days. If they were then, still not finished off they should have their wrists slit have a dead rat stuck up their arse followed by a family of maggots.
I think the above will adaquately express my dislike for steam, as for Half Life 2 I would have to say...
6 years to spend on it in development and frankly they buggered it up. Dont get me wrong its a good game, no its a great game but thats the problem. Its not a fantastic game. Frankly Couter Strike Source is more like a demo than a game and the only salvation in that department is the wise decision by Valve to release the SDK and therefore allowing the modding community a pop at breathing life into a nice but rather limited multiplayer.
As for the single player... Wheres all the good bits we saw in the videos of giant blue tentacles and striders smashing through bridges. I was playing through the game and hoping to get to them and next thing i'd completed it. Common whats that all about...
My best suggestion. Release a cheap addon, bot patch for counter strike and do a better job of Half Life 3... and for gods sake dump steam...
If you need any advice then see the guys at Crytek... Farcry best fps of its generation by far, and from scratch.
The forum rules:
When you post:
Try to make the post as coherent as possible including as much information and depth as possible. This will ensure that you get a good response to the discussion and get some worthwhile discussion from it
well i think i took care of the first bit. Hope someone can help with the second.
