Stop! Thief!

[morgs]

My dog hiding under the bed with some of my cash...little begger.

 

[The Monkey]

Don't worry, isn't your money made of plastics?

Anyway, cute thing.

 

[morgs]

Luckily yeah, he didn't manage to damage it.

 

[Danimal]

One of my dogs does the same but with socks, slinking into a small space between a couch and a wall until I get over it (And raid his stash later).

 

[Vegeta897]

That's actually a pretty damn fine photo.

 

[The Monkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCsMKypvmB0

 

[15357]

Man, I was totally expecting some kind of Thief series vid.

 

[<RJMC>]

fifty what? bananas?

 

[Krynn72]

I wish our money had color. Green is so bland.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

I wish our money had color. Green is so bland.

^this

Why don't you guys have anykind of imagination. Are all notes the same size as well, or do they vary with value?

 

[Vegeta897]

They're all exactly alike in every way; you literally have to look up the serial number to even find out how much money its worth.

 

[Krynn72]

Usually its easier to just throw all the bills into a fire to separate the paper and ink from all the cocaine residue, then sell that cocaine to dealers who then go and buy something for you at the store. Its really just a terrible process.

 

[YROC]

They're all exactly alike in every way; you literally have to look up the serial number to even find out how much money its worth.

Or you can just look at the big number in the corner of the bill.

 

[Krynn72]

Or you can just look at the big number in the corner of the bill.

:|:|:|:|

 

[The Monkey]

All US bills are the same size? That's just ****ing stupid.

 

[Paintballer]

Everything is perfect in America. Bite your tongues.

 

[Krynn72]

All US bills are the same size? That's just ****ing stupid.

Why? I'd rather have same size bills tbh.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

That's actually a pretty damn fine photo.

This. Impressive shotsmanship.

Also photographers will hereafter be known as shotsmen.

Spoiler

no they won't

 

[Vegeta897]

Why? I'd rather have same size bills tbh.

Yeah, it's easier to manage them physically.

When in China the different size bills (some were down right tiny, and they were totally ****ing useless too by the way, each worth 1.5 american cents) were kind of annoying.

And Hokey you dumb.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I'm pretty sure all our notes are identical sized here, too (e: nope, wait, they aren't). They're just different colours and each has a slightly different design. Like the fiver has a big ol' smiley pic of Edmund Hillary and that mountain he ****ed.

 

[Sheepo]

What's not adorable is when your dog takes your money and proceeds to rip it to shreds, as my dog did just last week.

Or you can just look at the big number in the corner of the bill.

I laughed. u dum

 

[<RJMC>]

I allways felt proud of the bills of my country

they have cool shapes and ornaments and interlacing lines and such and diferent colors

even the latest ones have animals in them!

though they are starting to look too similiar to boring euro

oohhh there is windows bitch! and some shield looking thing that you cant even discern its shape

 

[Mr. Djees]

Yeah, it's easier to manage them physically.

Not if you're blind.

 

[Raziaar]

That's avatar worthy right there.

 

[Schall]

Or you can just look at the big number in the corner of the bill.

And I thought I was a drag.

 

[15357]

All US bills are the same size? That's just ****ing stupid.

I cannot comprehend this statement.

You mean having bills of varying sizes is a smart thing to do?

 

[PorkPi]

Die, fetcher!

 

[Danimal]

Why? I'd rather have same size bills tbh.

Blind and illiterate people need money too.

 

[The Monkey]

Why? I'd rather have same size bills tbh.

I cannot comprehend this statement.

You mean having bills of varying sizes is a smart thing to do?

Easier to separate, innit? You can just feel the bill and know what value it has, rather than having to pick it up and read the numbers.

 

[Danimal]

I'm actually surprised they didn't see the immediate advantage.

...Americans!

 

[StarBob]

American money had different sizes a long time ago, but it's a lot easier to print if all you have to do is change the plates in the machine. Our money used to be basically green before, now it's all over the place color and holograms and such because of counterfeiters. However, it seems perfectly logistical for it to be the same size and shape. If you're blind, handling money should be the last thing on your agenda (get a damn debit card) and even the most illiterate person can ultimately tell the difference between the shape of numbers... and if they can't they won't be able to tell the difference between the size of bills and the whole thing is pointless.

 

[Danimal]

^ When I used to work at my family business, blind elderly people asked me to pick the notes out of their wallets for payment, and they would always give it a good rub with their fingertips before confirming I'm not a [Feces-Vagina] due to it's length.

I don't understand how a smaller piece of non-brailed plastic keycard is better for the blind than notes with differentiating length.

 

[Krynn72]

Blind people here just fold the bills differently in their wallet. PROBLEM SOLVED. American ingenuity! Though I suppose if your country is made of criminals, then theres a trust issue, so yeah maybe different sizes is better for you lot.

 

[JUL3]

A friend of mine went to Canada and was offered 200 guzombux (or whatever their currency is called) for an Australian $5 bill.

Also, cute picture morgs. :3

 

[Danimal]

Blind people here just fold the bills differently in their wallet. PROBLEM SOLVED. American ingenuity! Though I suppose if your country is made of criminals, then theres a trust issue, so yeah maybe different sizes is better for you lot.

You are blind. You spend ages folding your notes in special, unique ways depending on their value (Which you would have to ask somebody what that exact value is to begin with anyway, hence automatically making different length of notes superior).

You drop them before they make it to your wallet. You are ****ed.

 

[Robbo]

Blind people here just fold the bills differently in their wallet. PROBLEM SOLVED. American ingenuity! Though I suppose if your country is made of criminals, then theres a trust issue, so yeah maybe different sizes is better for you lot.

They can also be.......

\
a gay fan

 

[Minister]

I always liked the Romanian Lei. Some parts of it are transparent!

 

[ktimekiller]

 

[morgs]

I just use my card :\

 

[Shamrock]

I was expecting a whole bunch of Oblivion vids or something to do with that sound byte at least. However, I was pleasantly surprised at the thread's result.