stupid drunk actions

[baron insig]

yes tell me more!"!!! funny as nething

i got drunka t a gals hosue, 3 yearsa go first time ever drinking to get drunk, needless to say i was ****ed n had a bit o wacky tobachy too, i think the multiple cigarette smkijg kinda ****ed me up i was led on my back spinning ( felt like i was spinning ) and then a puked liek in her sink was totalled, and ten my mate who had the wacky cried cos he felt bad for me being ill wa shilarious i slept under a table using pizza as a pillow!

 

[COALslaw]

I tried to lick fire once

 

[qckbeam]

Well I was chatted up by a gay man once...that was weird.

I dunno I've got stories its just an effort to write them down.

Funny, you didn't seem to find anything weird about it while it was happening. You were a natural :naughty:

 

[el Chi]

yes tell me more!"!!! funny as nething

i got drunka t a gals hosue, 3 yearsa go first time ever drinking to get drunk, needless to say i was ****ed n had a bit o wacky tobachy too, i think the multiple cigarette smkijg kinda ****ed me up i was led on my back spinning ( felt like i was spinning ) and then a puked liek in her sink was totalled, and ten my mate who had the wacky cried cos he felt bad for me being ill wa shilarious i slept under a table using pizza as a pillow!

Are you drunk now?

 

[outpost]

More badger, more!

 

[AntiAnto]

There is one time when I got really drunk and high in a party of 300 people. I was gonna puke, I ran, didn't get outside on time, puke on everyone. Splash!

I don't do very well alcool. I prefer to get high, it's funnier.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I thought w weren't revealing names qckbeam :|



My friend was sick in my others friend's, girlfriend's face...
She ran off screaming but 15 minutes later was completely ok about it. But he'l always be the guy who puked in her face.



:O
10,000
Its amazing!



...and I never posted again.

 

[AntiAnto]

I thought w weren't revealing names qckbeam :|



My friend was sick in my others friend's, girlfriend's face...
She ran off screaming but 15 minutes later was completely ok about it. But he'l always be the guy who puked in her face.

It's your 10,000th posts!

Puking always crashes down a party. I remember I had to take care of a girl that I didn't even know because she was so sick. Ugh

 

[Paintballer]

Meh, last week i drank 3/4 of a large bottle of bacardi gold rum.... wasn't feeling very good before I started drinking, but I wanted to drink. Drank that rum, and some mixed drinks and went back to my friend's where two girls met us there. Sat on his ping-pong table and held off the puking for like half an hour. I was about to go outside and puke... when I sneezed. Needless to say the sneeze brought up the puke, and.. ugg.. some came out the nose. The rest found a pleasant resting place in my cupped hands, and on my pants.

Was a fun night

 

[baron insig]

no im not/ was not drunk at the point of posting that reply... why do you all keep on asking me ???

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Hmmm, excessive alcohol drinking gives you man boobs...

and shrunken nuts! :O

 

[ComradeBadger]

More badger, more!

Yarr

Once at a party at a rugby club, me and a mate went for a smoke break... and noticed Sainsburys across a field.. so we decided to go there cos my mate needed a ciggy

Some cold walking later and we were there, pint glasses in hand, standing outside the supermarket. We went in, sipping our pints, going 'cheers' to the checkout people and security guards... I went to the drinks isle, still drinking myself.. decided to get a top up, bought a 6 back of Castlemain XXXX

Meanwhile my mate, instead of buying fags, was trying to chat up the girl behind the cigerette counter - and failing miserabley ...

Back to me, purchasing my beer n topping up my pint in the shop - security guard askes us to leave, as we can't drink in there. We run and hide in the photobooth :E

Took a couple of photos before they realised we were in there.. and promptly threw us out

We told everyone else about the photobooth and sent wave after wave of people to that store

:cheese:

 

[VirusType2]

The stupidest things I've done while drunk:
*in order

1) Drive
2) Punch a brick wall as hard as I could (broken arm)
3) Fist-fight my best friend
4) Turn down sex (what was I thinking?!) -"Out of Order" sign on my jammy
5) Have sex (what was I thinking?!) -beer goggles?
6) Ride a bicycle (ouch)
7) Eat mexican food or drink milk :x :bonce:

:cheers: