Stupid f**king pikee/townie/chav SCUM Taking over the UK

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Well, here in London, it seems we're being overrun by little arrogant self-centred twats. Whatever you call em, bazzas, pikees, townies, chavvies, hoodrats - WHATEVER they're complete scum.

I really can't believe some of the plebs I see day in day out. They go around, vandalise every single thing they see, graffiti over everything, the floor, walls - smash bus shelters in, and I'm just sick of the little runts. Pretty much, they make England (at least kent ;P) a shithole to live in - I've the twats constantly go trying to mug people - one little f**ker who looked about 12 came up to me and a mate of mine and demanded our phones! I mean, comon - We're both at least twice his height and he starts squaring up to us as he wanted a fight? I mean what the f**k?

Then you get the gangs that tend to go around with their heads up there damn arses, thinking they are somehow "better" or "superior" than anyone else. Blimey, I quite honestly wouldn't mind putting a bullet in some of their heads.

So, now thats off my chest - anyone else like to express their rage for these complete arses?
 
We have those in the USA, we call them teenage minorities and stupid white boys..
 
Ooh.

I saw a 8 year old walking around Derby with his little posse, smoking.

I wanted to go stamp on his effing skull, and then his parents.
 
ComradeBadger said:
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Hehe, I wish i could do that with Kent. Chent. Just doesn't work does it. :dozey: Oh, and Dalamari - I'm not sure if the name 'minorities' actually describes 'em, the twunts we get are definitely the majority unfortunately.
 
I would like to express my rage upon the fact that the 12 year old is a quaker.

If he was a modern gamer, he would have sneaked up on you with other buddies, one mortaring you (probably with apples), another sniping your pal (throwing sticks from a window), 2 creating a diversion and him grabbing your phone will 2 other guys jumped on you to make him have a clean getaway to cap the phone.

Modern FPS games teaches us teamplay. DONT BE QUAKERS, BE A TEAMPLAYER! WANT TO STEAL A PHONE? BRING FRIENDS AND WORK TOGETHER!!!
 
Havent they always existed everywhere :borg:


dawdler said:
Modern FPS games teaches us teamplay. DONT BE QUAKERS, BE A TEAMPLAYER! WANT TO STEAL A PHONE? BRING FRIENDS AND WORK TOGETHER!!!
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sigged for randomness :)
 
dawdler said:
I would like to express my rage upon the fact that the 12 year old is a quaker.

If he was a modern gamer, he would have sneaked up on you with other buddies, one mortaring you (probably with apples), another sniping your pal (throwing sticks from a window), 2 creating a diversion and him grabbing your phone will 2 other guys jumped on you to make him have a clean getaway to cap the phone.

Modern FPS games teaches us teamplay. DONT BE QUAKERS, BE A TEAMPLAYER! WANT TO STEAL A PHONE? BRING FRIENDS AND WORK TOGETHER!!!
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Thats the most random post I have seen all day! :thumbs:



Oh and I had some of them push into me today. I musta looked damn pissed off because they all backed off lol...
 
They'll learn when they grow up. They always learn.
 
What, when their parents throw them out and they can't get a job working as a builders effing assistant, even though it's the only job they're qualified to do?

Sounds good to me.

Hopefully, they'll all die away from me though.
 
HatRabit said:
Havent they always existed everywhere :frog:
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Yeh maybe so, but these twats are just everywhere - everywhere you look, they probably are the majority around my area (which wasn't too bad once upon a time) - so us normies have to learn to live with the feckers (which is going to make me terminally insane eventually). Just, they're all sub-human scum.
 
They have a right to live, but.. well.. they annoy the **** outta me.. good thing Fav ain't so bad now :)
 
They breed in dark corners.

Well, on benches directly under street lamps actually. Maybe their genitals are so small they need a light source to locate them successfully.

It's a vicious circle; only idiots have a two-digit collection of "children" and therefore their negative characteristics (that is, all of them) become more and more pronounced because, except in cases of rape, idiots can only breed with other idiots. Their offspring will also go on to pump 1.5 children out a year, slurping government benefits out of a big tube while complaining about immigrants doing the same (and somehow managing to steal all the jobs concurrently- those devious fiends!).

Picture their eventual incarceration and/or death by drug overdose/sexually transmitted diseases/general idiocy, and give thanks that you still have some braincells yourself.
 
we have them and their little spawn everywhere in Trowbridge, Bath, Devizes, Melksham, they are everywhere, less Bath because it's really middle class.

They run around for a while the girls have kids and get hooked on hard drugs after doing pot for a year, the blokes become very 'thug' for a while and when grouped need to be avoided because they get knife happy, they eventually star in BBC dramas about giving poor people a chance and then join civilised society just in time to spend all their cash on fags and getting fat.

We need these people to clean our shit up and bottle our fruit drinks, beyond that they can tune their cars and smack their girlfriends until our good friend Jesus sorts them out.

Now that i'm going to hell (^see above) i can hopefully avoid them.

Sorry the point i'm trying to make is they are sub human scum that could do with some reeducation Mao style.
 
If you dont walk past them with your head down or look in the slightest bit scared that they will confront you they wont say nothing or do nothing....i live on a rough estate in warrington until we move house...there is gun shootings and everything here and ive walked through a pack of them..im hardly built like a brick shit house, im 6ft1 ..normal build :p i just dont have time to even consider them being 'ard because if i saw one on there own and they'd done something to me they'd know about it then.

Oh and a 12 year old asking for your phone :LOL:. You should of pulled your phones out for a laugh, waited for him to hold his hand out then said "if you can take it off me you can have otherwise i hope you like the taste of white reebok classics (shoes i wear and what i would of said)" and just walked _through_ him...not around him and walked away laughing.
 
hey, Gravesend (im sure) is the birthplace of chavs, just down the road from me is a pretty famous chav road, they all sit around outside without much clothes on staring at everyone driving past in their nice middle-class, aircon'd cars... it's quite funny. These low life scum will just waste away their lives doing stupid shit, sure annoying people, but they'll get nowhere. These people down the road will spend the rest of there lives there, they'll never get out of Gravesend where i live atm and i just laugh at them inside.
 
I love the fact that the superiority complex works both ways.
1. Scallies and townies think they're the best because they're doing the "popular" thing and that they're tough, cool etc.
2. Other people - mainly "alternative" people - think they're the best for pretty much the opposite reasons.
That said, I'm pretty much in the second camp (although it's not really fair to say that all scallies are tossers - most, yes, but not all). The main problem is the pugnacious machismo of "Wooo I'm harder than this person", especially if the other person isn't a scally or rude boy.
However this usually halts when they're not with their friends. Then they don't have anyone to show off to or, more importantly, back them up if they get into a fight. I love that because you just know that's the way, despite all their posing.
They're capable of the most stupid, pointless little things to try and prove their worth.
But then so do a lot of "alternative" people (ever notice how many of them claim to be bisexual?), it just all manifests itself in different ways.
 
Chavs are everywhere these days - it's like a freak global genetic accident in 1990 stripped concience from the human genome.

I blame the parents and/or the system that fails single parents and causes kids to grow up without seeing their fathers.

You know the government and the school system can be blamed too, just for the hell of it. They're probably guilty of something.
 
That picture is su-bloody-perb.
And well done on the sig kangy - you must've got the inspiration from someone really really incredible...
 
Well, here in London, it seems we're being overrun by little arrogant self-centred twats. Whatever you call em, bazzas, pikees, townies, chavvies, hoodrats - WHATEVER they're complete scum.
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Holy vernacular, batman!
 
loool didn't realise that they were such a biiig problem! thought they were like a minority not a majority (england wise that is) but yowza!

we call 'em rude boys btw, the little dicks, lol my dads hard nut mate had a run in with sum where they were being twats when sum women were closing a shop so he sed leave it out and stop or what ever and this one lad came up to him with sum comment so my dads mate smacks him one and knocks 4 of his teeth out LOOOL thing is the twat got him done for assault!!! even though the rude boy and his mates all piled on with feet and arms flailing.

Anyways thats my 2 min story, i mean when was the last time "goths" or "grebs" caused this sort of trouble?!?!?!? exactly.
 
oldagerocker said:
hey, Gravesend (im sure) is the birthplace of chavs, just down the road from me is a pretty famous chav road, they all sit around outside without much clothes on staring at everyone driving past in their nice middle-class, aircon'd cars... it's quite funny. These low life scum will just waste away their lives doing stupid shit, sure annoying people, but they'll get nowhere. These people down the road will spend the rest of there lives there, they'll never get out of Gravesend where i live atm and i just laugh at them inside.
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Gravesend is DEFINATELY the worst place I have seen for chavs and chavettes. I have the misfortune of living on a housing estate (kings farm) and it sucks ASS. Bunch of chavs always everywhere trying to steal stuff :flame:
 
From the sounds of these guys whatever you called them Chavs,townies, or w/e they said like pussies. Yes they vandalize but please if you want to complain some more come to the streets Of urban America. Here its worse. You guys can't really grab a hand on a gun or either is your police (Yes I know they have access to guns but they use clubs.) come to major urban neighbor hoods in the states that is way worse. Here you can access guns and find them illegally if you find the right place. The ghetto people are the worse especially if there in gangs. Drug dealings, murders, vandilizing, robbery these are people to be delt with more drastically.

I heard about these townies you have in England and I hear they just copy off America gangsta movies. But thats what I got from another british guy. To me there just pussies.
 
that is all they are, but they aren't pusses just because they haven't got guns, which by the way some do, but they are either poseurs or even worse die hards who are very much worth avoiding. Anyways, they also aren't pussies because they are still flesh and blood and some work out and these same ones have the same mentality except they can back it up, hence the ridiculous amount of fights whenever you go clubbing my local area.

Still...they should all be kneecapped and dragged around the town hall.

I realise there are different people who try to fit in for an easier life and aren't that bad but all i'm saying is that some screening could filter those guys out!

Still...they should all be kneecapped and dragged around the town hall
 
Its because kids dont get a good slap once and a wile when they do somthing wrong, they have no respect for anything and they think they are great, but they are loosers. They will have shit jobs, the ones that manage to get one after failing to becoming a "DJ" and just die with about 40 kids fighting over the will.

Recently started calling the little twats "Street rats" IMO it describles them so, so well.
 
True in a way but just because there scum bags early in life dosen't mean they will end up poor and with shitty jobs. They can turn there life around if they want but its up to them.
 
Shadowlands5325 said:
True in a way but just because there scum bags early in life dosen't mean they will end up poor and with shitty jobs. They can turn there life around if they want but its up to them.
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Yes, it does.

Most of them fail or don't even turn up for the most ground level exam there is, their GCSEs.
 
dawdler said:
I would like to express my rage upon the fact that the 12 year old is a quaker.

If he was a modern gamer, he would have sneaked up on you with other buddies, one mortaring you (probably with apples), another sniping your pal (throwing sticks from a window), 2 creating a diversion and him grabbing your phone will 2 other guys jumped on you to make him have a clean getaway to cap the phone.

Modern FPS games teaches us teamplay. DONT BE QUAKERS, BE A TEAMPLAYER! WANT TO STEAL A PHONE? BRING FRIENDS AND WORK TOGETHER!!!
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I suspect the apple thrower would hit the phone taker in the distraction people in the back of the head. The one throwing sticks wouldn't want to give himself away, and would instead just watch. The left over distraction person would fight the phone taker because he wants the phone as well. When the phone taker finaly team killed the distactor, he would grab the phone and hop around a lot shouting "L0lz G0t ur ph0n3!" Then he would promptly jump off a bridge, and lose the phone to the dismay of the rest of the team.
Heh, by quaker I first thought you meant the religious types :D


Scallies(Or whatever you would like to call them. Though scally originally meant someone from liverpool)...They are living a self distructive life style, so I generally just ignore them. One day, I'l be thanking them for clearing up my rubbish...That or I'l enjoy watching them painting the town on their community service.
 
We are beggining to be a society were you can have all the rights and no duties. What you see now is a consequence.
 
OMG! Pike3s gaet rapped lol, and put into boxxes rite, by polaer bears in Sweden, so waeh donnet' haev them heare olol!!1
 
Sprafa said:
We are beggining to be a society were you can have all the rights and no duties. What you see now is a consequence.
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I think that's a bit too authoritarian - I can see where you're coming from, but I don't agree with it entirely.

What I think it stems from is inherent problems with impoverished/poorish council estates. You have all these disaffected youths whose parents either have to work too much or don't care so much (not that I want to do the old "I blame the parents!" chestnut), so they all hang out together which is where the collective ill-feeling and group mentality builds up from. As such they all play up to one another and their cumulative bad feeling plays off each other and contributes to their uncouthness.

So now they're all hanging out, but there's f*ck-all for them to do because there just isn't much to do in that area. That boredom manifests itself in allieviating it with mischievious bollocks that they think makes them look "hard" because it's ever so slightly out of the realms of the rules. Another classic "cure" for boredom is to get high, so there's a lot of spliff going around which can make some people's worst character traits come to the fore. The same also goes for them drinking (often under-age). But then I'm not justified in ahving a go at people ofr under-age drinking, so...

Due to the group mentality, they have to all keep up with one another and keep up appearances (this means not showing emotions as much as possible). To keep up with one another they have to have the latest clothes (I'm shocked that so many millions of people don't seem to have realised that Burberry's sh*t), the latest trainers, the latest ugly crap gold jewellery, the latest phone. These don't come cheap - especially on benefit - and so one way to get money is to steal the latest phone/someone's property you can pawn. That sort of thing. It's like Plato said (or was it Aristotle? I forget): People aren't inately bad, they just resort to theft, etc. because they need the money/want the item. Privation results in such bad qualities. Although of course, seeing as it is beyond the boundaries of the law it makes you look "hard" and so serves more than one purpose.

That's pretty much the process. Well, as far as I see it.
 
What if every action had a consequence ? What if spitting on the street actually made a fine like in Singapure ? They have the cleanest country in the world there, because everything has a consequence.
 
To be honest, I think Singapore maybe went a bit too far. However I do see your point - I wouldn't be opposed to a ban/fine on littering or spitting in public (I really don't like the second one). However at the same time I wonder how enforcable it would be - police stopping to hand out a fine for someone dropping a chocolate wrapper or trying to stop a mugger?
 
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