such a fruitful night

[jverne]

i just came home...i'm pretty drunk. but it was very coll night. i made out with some girl i never saw before, talked to some lesbians and destroyed my mobile phone...awesome. now i have oto go to bed because i have shchol in 3 hours.... i so not in willl.

i grabbed atleast 3 different aseese so i twas worth is! yeah...drunk chick are cool

untill they give you herpes! aajhhahahaha

i'm gonan go puke a little, brb

 

[Vegeta897]

I so not in willl.

How were those aseese?

 

[Tyguy]

i just came home...i'm pretty drunk. but it was very coll night. i made out with some girl i never saw before, talked to some lesbians and destroyed my mobile phone...awesome. now i have oto go to bed because i have shchol in 3 hours.... i so not in willl.

i grabbed atleast 3 different aseese so i twas worth is! yeah...drunk chick are cool

untill they give you herpes! aajhhahahaha

i'm gonan go puke a little, brb

The above is just in case he tries to edit his post

 

[Druckles]

I was out on Sunday. Can't believe it was so long ago, already. Might have to move near jverne. Not one of those chicks on Sunday gave me herpes.

 

[Krynn72]

Jverne considers molesting drunk chicks as sex.

 

[Stigmata]

Fruitful night... ass grabbing... oh I get it! Applebottom jeans! I knew there was a pun somewhere in there.

 

[Warped]

you gotta get drunk to get some girls, and the really good ones are taken

 

[jet_porkins]

This vanilla raspberry swirl frozen yogurt is DELICIOUS.

 

[Dog--]

Man, jverne is soo ****ing cool, makes threads when he's drunk.. I can't believe I'm posting in a thread that someone sooo cool has made.. Man, this must mean I'm cool now.

The only one here allowed to post while drunk is Cyberpitz, now gtfo, you suck.

 

[jverne]

come to think of it...i believe i sucked a girls finger! it was all drun k in alcohol so i sucked it. mostly it was te odd tounge kiss and titsa and seses. after 8 months i liove squezing assse . but believe me i trued pusing do++for a bwoljob ...she didn't want. so we danced most of the time grabiibnfg asses .

i glude my phone tohegther ...it worksd perefetcly, i jsut hope i don't do stupid again.

 

[Druckles]

you gotta get drunk to get some girls, and the really good ones are taken

No, you gotta get drunk to have real fun getting girls, and the really good ones won't say no.

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

He's faking.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

Man you are five kinds of ****ed up :\
Kudos for the ass part but sheesh

 

[MJ12]

come to think of it...i believe i sucked a girls finger!

Ahah, finger, uhuh. *zips pants up*

You done good.

 

[Vegeta897]

I'm surprised he was able to pull off the thread title without errors.

 

[Doppelgofer]

grow up

 

[FishBulb]

Man, I wish I could be as cool as you.

 

[Asknoone]

If you make a yet another "hai guys im drunk" thread you are going to be banned. We do not care.