Superpowers

Hmmm. Let me think properly now.

The ability to confuse the hell out of people. Oh, screw it - I want to be Malkavian!
 
I'd like the power to be a 35 year old scientist with a beard, who doesn't even have to say anything and still gets a 22yr old hot girl into bed.

I'm refering to the free man.
 
Solaris said:
I'd like the power to be a 35 year old scientist with a beard, who doesn't even have to say anything and still gets a 22yr old hot girl into bed.

I'm refering to the free man.

Don't you mean 27 year old scientist?
 
bullit proof body........ So I can slave the world.

Mouahahahahahah :Evil laugh:
 
Gorgon said:
bullit proof body........ So I can slave the world.

Mouahahahahahah :Evil laugh:
I have a armour piercing gun, i should take it out sometime soon...
 
Erestheux said:
How is Wolverine not a superpower?
Wolverine has a superpower
Wolverine is a superpower
I'll leave it up to you to decide which is correct :rolleyes:
 
The ability to grab more abilities.
If no, I would say noclip. I can watch other girls in bathroom. :naughty:
 
bbson_john said:
The ability to grab more abilities.
If no, I would say noclip. I can watch other girls in bathroom. :naughty:
How kickass would it be to just go through walls into, well anywhere?
 
I would be spiderman, spiderman ****ING OWNS.
 
theSteven said:
How kickass would it be to just go through walls into, well anywhere?

Noclip would be the most versatile. Quick escape, you're bulletproof (bullets pass through), you can enter "off-limit" areas...so to speak...and of course you can fly! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Edit: Excuse me, incorrect spelling. Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
 
Thunderclap said:
Noclip would be the most versatile. Quick escape, you're bulletproof (bullets pass through)
But that's only in certain games like Unreal Tournament! D:
 
Thunderclap said:
Noclip would be the most versatile. Quick escape, you're bulletproof (bullets pass through), you can enter "off-limit" areas...so to speak...and of course you can fly! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Edit: Excuse me, incorrect spelling. Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

You wouldn't be able to be pleasured by another person. They'd just pass through!
 
^^^^Masturbation... duh.^^^^^^

Of course you do this while watching girls in the shower :naughty:
 
Raziaar said:
You wouldn't be able to be pleasured by another person. They'd just pass through!
I think the idea is that you'd switch it on and off.

It could even be like Kitty Pride's, where the power can be extended to objects/people by contact.
 
The ability to have any superpower I wanted whenever I wanted.
/thread
 
Dog-- said:
^^^^Masturbation... duh.^^^^^^

Of course you do this while watching girls in the shower :naughty:

Your hand would pass through your penis to off-limit areas.
 
Sulkdodds said:
I think the idea is that you'd switch it on and off.

It could even be like Kitty Pride's, where the power can be extended to objects/people by contact.
I always thought is was stupid she couldn't fly by phasing/ghosting through the air :\
 
The ability to manipulate matter and space-time on any number of scales in any number of ways at any point in time. Want to go back in time? Just make everything except YOU go backwards. Want to fly? Move the universe around you. Want to become invisible? Let lightwaves pass through your body. Oprah came on, and you're just too damn lazy to sit up and grab the remote? Make a new one out of thin air.
Screw that I'd just move Oprah. LIVE BABY!
 
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