Survival/combat/fitness training!! ^_^

short recoil said:
hehe, if anyone wants to know anything about outdoors type stuff or how to turn that flab sack into an 8 pack just ask me here and i'll help ye.
(inspired by the math thread) :E
Click to expand...
You really want to try some intence fittness stuff watch this video then go out and try it NOTE: learn how to land and roll by visting the 2nd link

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1854204693582154043&q=david+belle
http://www.urbanfreeflow.com/fundamentals/fundamentals.htm

I have been doing this ''sport'' for 3 days and I love it, Recommend it to everyone
 
Fat Tony! said:
How can I minimise the amount of sleep I need? A friend of a friend "only needs 2 hours of sleep" wtfmate.
Click to expand...
Get as much sleep as you feel you need.
I used to think i could handle 5/6 hours a night, it soon ****ed me up.

Your body needs sleep to proccess toxins, develop memory and there is a psychological need to sleep to break up your life, part of the brain complex.
you know that wierd feeling you get when you stay up?
Insomniacs generally go crazy, you know what i mean.
 
How can I control my raging hormones to overcome my sexual instincts.? Once celibacy is reached, so can enlightenment.
 
outpost said:
How can I control my raging hormones to overcome my sexual instincts.? Once celibacy is reached, so can enlightenment.
Click to expand...
You have to override thoughts using the logic section of your brain.
It's extremely hard to do this, like trying to keep 50 grasshoppers in a bowl sort of thing, it requires constant thought and concentration.

I can do this for 95% of the time so i can concentrate on other things.
But i have to admit it gets hard sometimes, it's a natural instinct like being hungry...try and make yourself "not hungry" after missing a meal.
Working out increases my hormone levels, as does my diet, being at sexual peak of 19 years my blood steam is packed with hormones and my instincts give me thoughts in my head continously.

Well, it's stopped me having sex, reduced probability of getting an STD near to 0, and meant i can concentrate on tasks.
Wether or not it's "the right thing" to do i'm not sure.
 
Mnk, I really should train sometime. I excersize, but it's not exactly bodybuilding. It just stops me getting even more pudgy than I already am. Heh, I'm flabby 'n' proud of it.
 
Heres the deal. I want to get my time for the 100 metre sprint to about 12 seconds (Its 13.02 at the moment, and year 9 Athletics is in a few months) am I going to have to do a lot of track work to improve it, or will be exercise biking / ab exercises / weights keep me in good enough condition?
 
I drink those yoghurt-in-a-bottle things. Therefore, I am healthier than all of you.
 
I really doubt that :p
Firendly bacteria dont do crap on one arm Press ups :p
 
Its so corny, but I picked up most of my outdoors skills in the Boy Scouts. Really does help.
 
I have just one question; what is your workout routine? (thank God for google in allowing me to spell routine.)
 
Let's just say you had to kill someone once a full moon >_>

Is there any way to do it without anyone noticing? i.e. newspapers etc.
 
I need to start exercising, and Muffin Man, assuming that you're 15 or 16, I think I might be your clone, so I'll use the advice that people gave you.

There were some names I didn't know for muscles, like pectoral, so could someone tell me all the funky names of muscles and different things you can do for each?

That Parkour exercise/sport thing looks neat, I should give it a try. Reading this thread makes me want to start exercising right now, but it's nearing 3:00 AM so I'd better not. I'll just wait for a reply or two then go to bed.
 
The best and most efficient way is to kill them without leaving any marks. Suffication is a great way as there are no body marks and they have to wait until an autopsy to find out they died of lack of oxygen(or too much c02 build up really). Just push a pillow against their face really hard. That way they can struggle and there won't be any mark as if you choked/strangled them.

Next part is to avoid it being caught. The mafia had a very good idea. Cement their feet so they sink and stay at the bottom of a river/lake. A lot of dumbasses fill their pockets with rocks and they end up falling out/body bloats and it floats up. The more cement the better and the larger the body of water the harder it will to find it.

Also you need to make sure there are no traces other than the guy just leaving. So distance yourself as far away as you can. Don't be friends...don't give any link to the guy at all. so when you do it you might as well be some random guy that commited the crime...the cops won't have a clue.

As for your allaby...it helps if people won't ask what you were doing that night.In case have something ready. Such as carusing HL2.net. Make a program that will submit various threads/topics/replies every so often(randomly...not every 5 mins) so you can prove you were busy posting on HL2.net and not off killing.

Also make sure there isn't any other evidence...such as clothes. drive really far away and throw them away..or burn them if you can but that's still not very safe, throwing them away is best if its far away as people generally don't dig in the garbage and if they do it will just be some clothes if it's not near the incident.

Also make sure no one will see you...create an alternate persona online on using a library comp and become friends with that person and ask to hang out. Ask him if he wants to come to your bonfire off in the woods. When he comes do the deed and toss his body in your trunk, set his feet/body in conrete and drive a ways to a large body of water and throw him in.

You could even set clues that would frame someone else if you want to get that into it.

So Danimal...wanna go camping with me? It will be loads of fun!
 
DannyC. said:
I need to start exercising, and Muffin Man, assuming that you're 15 or 16, I think I might be your clone, so I'll use the advice that people gave you.

There were some names I didn't know for muscles, like pectoral, so could someone tell me all the funky names of muscles and different things you can do for each?

That Parkour exercise/sport thing looks neat, I should give it a try. Reading this thread makes me want to start exercising right now, but it's nearing 3:00 AM so I'd better not. I'll just wait for a reply or two then go to bed.
Click to expand...

Here is your routine.

Monday/tuesday/friday - sit ups/pull ups/push ups till you cant do anymore...30 second rest and do it again.

Run - decent pace so you breathe heavy but can maintain that pace a while till your clothes are dripping with sweat. On the last 1/4 or last bit of the run sprint it out ya pansy!

As for not excersising...just do it. It will suck the first week or 2 but after that it is much easier.
 
Glirk, when I said "Kill" I mean "Give into my wolfish-curse and EAT someone."
 
Alrighty Short Recoil, what food do i need to eat to pack on the pounds? I'm not terribly skinny i just have a hard time gaining weight. Im in very good physical shape and exercise routinely but still cannot gain an ounce.
 
I'm not sure if it was mentioned in this thread or not, as I haven't read all the other responses...


however, just about everybody has a 6 pack already. You can exercise your abdominal muscles religiously for a long time and not really get them to show much. Sure, it'll tone the area and you might see more definition, but the true key... is to lose weight... lower your body fat percentage to a certain amount, and all of your muscles will be much more visible, especially your abdominal.

Remember, unless you're abnormal, you already have a 6 pack.
 
Yep, everyones got them, just harder to see on some people than others :bounce:
 
Llama, shorten your location. Solaris already had to. *Cracks knuckles*
 
Yes, I don't exactly see the point of making a location long enough that people have to scroll to their right to read the whole post. I don't know what you crazy kids are into these days, does it earn you "Stweet cwed" or "Bwonie Powints"?
 
Yes, I don't exactly see the point of making a location long enough that people have to scroll to their right to read the whole post.
Click to expand...
We don't have to scroll to the right for that :p
 
I meant for the people who don't have 1337 M4CH1N35!1`1one who have to have a reseloution of 800x600 or lower.
 
Danimal said:
I meant for the people who don't have 1337 M4CH1N35!1`1one who have to have a reseloution of 800x600 or lower.
Click to expand...
My laptop can run > 800x600 and its teh sux.
 
Danimal said:
Yes, I don't exactly see the point of making a location long enough that people have to scroll to their right to read the whole post. I don't know what you crazy kids are into these days, does it earn you "Stweet cwed" or "Bwonie Powints"?
Click to expand...

I have no idea why I made my location longer by adding stuff. :|
 
Danimal said:
I meant for the people who don't have 1337 M4CH1N35!1`1one who have to have a reseloution of 800x600 or lower.
Click to expand...
I just checked and we don't even have to scroll at 640X480 :|
 
That's because they already shortened it, Beerdude. Anyway, it's 3 a.m. I must lay back and wait till sunrise. Tah-tah!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

MFL
Fascinating look at the ongoing psychological evolution of flat hieirarchies.
Replies
2
Views
2K
Tollbooth Willie
Tollbooth Willie
Rico
My first published Android app! (Munchkin card game related)
Replies
0
Views
4K
Rico
Rico
Hectic Glenn
Interview with LaroLaro: The TF2 Contributor Extraordinaire
Replies
3
Views
3K
DigiQ8
DigiQ8
Bad^Hat
HL2.net Trouble in Terrorist Town revival!
2
Replies
68
Views
8K
morgs
morgs
Warped
Gamers Have More Power Than Expected!
Replies
27
Views
1K
AKIRA
AKIRA
Back
Top