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Ok im sitting at work in an empty shop... and i took over the rest of my managers shift.... she told me this shady bastard droped of a bag and now she hads to mind it till he comes back...

why the **** do i have to mind it. im gonna be rather dissapointed if its a bomb.

bah im gonna go through it.

if no one heres from me again... you'll know its a bomb.

:x
 
okay, the bum prolly just left his lunch or something. :p
 
burnzie!!?!? buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurzieee!!!

btw a more half-life appropriate title for this thread would be "anomolous meterials" :p
 
ohh yeah...

It was shoes, noodles and a hat.

sorry.

Im just gonna dump the bag outside of work when i leave.

he was supposed to be back for it hours ago...
 
This sucks, I expected a something more...explosive.
 
Fear is in the wind, fear of a vicious terrorist enemy....

Sorry, went all dramatic there. I used to work in a hotel, had all kinds of weird bags left lying around, nothing wrong with being vigalent though I suppose.
 
The noodles might have e-coli, which would cause something explosive.
So there's still hope!
 
ok the guy just came in... told me to keep minding it for another 20 min... and that he had to stop the trouble in the shoping center... saying there was fighting... he then ran out side and yelled at some random lady... then took his shirt off... and wandered back in to the center...


ohh and now he's yelling at the lady again...

:|
 
if this really was a bum, how would he have managed to cook the noodles??

lies i tell u LIES!
 
mornington village center.

theres no security here...
 
I never feel satisfied with my shopping experience unless I have a crazy bum with no shirt on yelling at me
 
burnzie said:
mornington village center.

theres no security here...
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eh.. if he's still there when your shift is almost up, call the cops or something.

..or you could just walk off :p
 
yeah he came back in...

with that girl he was yelling at... he says he's his girlfriend... he was trying to impress her by saying he knew me... then he was telling me how rich she was...


then a convertable pulled up with young guys and he said he thought they were here to start trouble... and stuck up his fists... he then said he was an undercover policeman and he could bust them... but he was gonna let it slide...

man this keeps getting better.
 
****ing hell

MY GOD

he was just in here for about 1/2 an hour talking through a coversation that should have taken a normal person a good 3 hours to get through. he was telling me how he's hooked up and all the drugs he could get me...

I could see injection marks on his arms... man he was running off his head on drugs. He was telling me about how the cops live him and dont mind him dealing drugs... and how him and his girlfriend were doing drugs just then. And he was telling me he bashes drug dealers and the cops pay him with drugs.

there was more... but thats all I got of it. He as talking that fast. he then walked of mid conversation... atleast he took his bag.
 
Yikes. You need a new job, dude. One in a more desirable area, apparently.
 
ohh that was another thing...

he was saying how much "pussy" he got for being a drug dealer. and said if i ever wanted "pussy" he said he'd "hook me up" as he new a carer who looked after young girls... and that he could get "pussy" of any of them but he doesnt because he's a good person. :|

im like "sure i'll keep that in mind"

ya know if i ever want underage crack whore "pussy".

Man this isnt a bad area... its one of the better areas. really a normal place most of the time. he's just a drug ****ed nutball.
 
burnzie said:
Man this isnt a bad area... its one of the better areas. really a normal place most of the time. he's just a drug ****ed nutball.
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Hey, it only takes one to start the descent...
 
ohh god stop walking back and forth near me... dont come in...


**** it im locking the doors... almost close time anyway...
 
so hes not a bum....well atleast now he can cook his noodles
 
Ask him for his name because 'you are slightly interested.' and tell the police...
 
Mechagodzilla said:
The noodles might have e-coli, which would cause something explosive.
So there's still hope!
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or casuses explosive bowl movements :LOL:

btw.. burnzie you need a tazer behind the counter :devil:
 
lol

Customer: "no sorry, i returned that movie weeks aggoooAAAHHHHHH!"

Burnzie: "T4z0red!!!"


or

customer: "i was wondering if you had..."

Burnzie: "T4z0red!!!"


hehehe :devil:
 
burnzie said:
ohh yeah...

It was shoes, noodles and a hat.

sorry.

Im just gonna dump the bag outside of work when i leave.

he was supposed to be back for it hours ago...
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They were shoe bombs! And... and... a hat bomb!
 
if they were... he took them back.

he'd be a smudge on the footpath now...
 
burnzie said:
lol

Customer: "no sorry, i returned that movie weeks aggoooAAAHHHHHH!"

Burnzie: "T4z0red!!!"


or

customer: "i was wondering if you had..."

Burnzie: "T4z0red!!!"


hehehe :devil:
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:LOL: oh no now your just going to town with the thought, no taz0rer for burnzie!

-suspicious darting eyes-
 
burnzie said:
mornington village center.
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Ooh, that's uncanny, I live rather close to there, in Mt. Eliza.
If you need backup at work one time, PM me. :thumbs:
 
Bring out the M4 and go on a shopping center killing spree!
 
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