Teacher fired for "Wizardry"

[Bad^Hat]

Cpt. Stern and vegeta are like a married couple who have long since gotten fed up with each other, but are too stubborn to get a divorce, and are now forced to live together with a person they hold nothing but contempt for, bickering and arguing over nonissues for all eternity.

I smell a--

I smell a sitcom!

OH WELL **** YOU VERY MUCH.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'll smell YOUR ass!

 

[CyberPitz]

I smell a sitcom!

*Insert link of my HL2.net living together story*

I wish I knew where that thread was ;(

 

[Krynn72]

I think it's the opposite of what you just said. :O

At least, per historical tradition. :O

You said you didnt get alimony. The womenz always get all the alimonies.

 

[MJ12]

diss fight is getting rely seriot guys, i think we should probly not fite so hard and probaly just be friend and not fight anytmore

 

[Raziaar]

You said you didnt get alimony. The womenz always get all the alimonies.

Oh okay I see what you're saying.

 

[CyberPitz]

Yay, zombie is talking like an idiot again guys! How original and funny....

 

[Vegeta897]

Yay, cyberpitz is posting an incredibly tasteless desktop picture again guys! How original and funny....

 

[Sheepo]

Hey gais what's up wit dis thread and whatnot?

 

[Sheepo]

Wow this thread needs cowbell

 

[Stigmata]

If by "cowbell" you mean "snuggling", then no. We have plenty.

 

[Sheepo]

Fine, I'll get the snuggle submission device

 

[MJ12]

Yay, zombie is talking like an idiot again guys! How original and funny....

Yeah, that was probably the point where I thought "Okay, look, she doesn't have a credit card, she doesn't have cash, just give her the cat and walk away", it probably wasn't very safe, but I figured it was for the best.

 

[Azner]

I am a king wizard.

|30\/\/ 70 /\/\3 `/0|_| |\/| I /\/3\/\/|35

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Snuggling is for pussies. Full on chain gang if you ask me.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'll combine YOUR FIST with MY ASS!











wait wat

 

[Sheepo]

snuggling=gangster^hardcore

 

[Kula Meenur]

First i put on my wizard robe and hat





then i go to school and fill in for an absent teacher

 

[Sulkdodds]

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

I saw it on fox news I think it's true. But ****ing shit I hate the retarded world.

EDIT: JOKE^

 

[Wanted Bob]

First i put on my wizard robe and hat





then i go to school and fill in for an absent teacher

Saw that a while ago. Too funny

 

[Bad^Hat]

I saw it on fox news I think it's true.

:thumbs:

 

[Wanted Bob]

:thumbs:

Lol I missed that.

 

[delusional]

snickerdoodle.

 

[cheddarrr]

hes a witch.. BURN EMMM!!!!!!!!!!

 

[hungryduck]

send him to hogwarts

 

[CyberPitz]

Yay, cyberpitz is posting an incredibly tasteless desktop picture again guys! How original and funny....

Goddamn right I am! I, actually, walked into my room with it on there, so my roomie did it. I can't imagine how he found it/drew it.

 

[Druckles]

When I saw this on Digg, I assumed it was some teacher doing some strange unlawful acts to his children, thus deserving to be sacked. So I didn't bother reading it. I didn't realise how utterly retarded the premises were.

 

[Mr Stabby]

He should have explained to them, it was an illusion and not magic, unless it was magic in which case he should be burned.

 

[Krynn72]

Wow, congratulations guys! You managed to somehow go far far off-topic and yet return without any warning from a mod.

 

[Druckles]

Oh wait, there were 4 extra pages of spam on here I missed... sorry, back to the Harry Potter jokes, guys.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Its not a magic trick if he hides the toothpick under his skin