Team Fortress 2 Story?!

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No, I don't actually have one. But does anybody know what it is? There's gotta be one.

Blu is an acronym- Builder's League United. Red at least has a cover-up business, Red Bread, and they seem to be competing to send their rocket into space first (the one in well, trying to steal each other's blueprints in 2fort, etc.) Is there actually anything official, or are we just supposed to figure it out on our own?
 
TV Tropes: Wild Mass Guessing said:
The game takes place in the same universe as Pixar's The Incredibles.
The visual, stylistic, and musical similarities between the two works are too great to be denied. So, the question is, why would there be two teams of nigh-identical warriors blowing each other to smithereens in this universe?

* One possible explanation for this is that, following the re-emergence of public supers, some shadowy multi-national conspiracy is assembling and training a clone army, just in case one or more supers ever needs to be put down -- similar to the Cadmus project on Justice League Unlimited. The fact that these exercises are live-fire and clearly lethal suggests that battlefield experience and training is hard-wired into each clone, so that each one comes out of the vat a little bit smarter than his predecessors.
* Another theory is that the two clone armies are killing each other for sport. They're duking it out, gladiator-style, for the entertainment of those rich and hedonistic enough to finance this sort of thing. "Red vs. Blue in a bloody, explosive duel to the death, this Sunday, Sunday, Sunday on Pay-Per-View!"

Every one of the characters in the game is already dead.
No, they're not in Hell, or Purgatory either. Instead, they've been taken by the valkyries to Valhalla, where they spend their days in constant, glorious combat, preparing for Ragnarok. This is why they're able to "respawn" after being killed; since they're already dead, they're effectively immortal.

The voice on the PA system is GLaDOS.
No, seriously. Listen to her. Clearly, the teams are of braintaped clones much like the protagonist of Portal, battling one another in order to furnish some abstruse scientific data. This goes some way to explaining why all the plants and farm animals on 2Fort are cardboard cutouts, among other anomalies.

* Well, she IS played by the same voice actress. So is the Combine Overwatch PA system since Half-Life 2.

The Pyro is a woman.
Hinted at by the in-game character bios plus the fact that noone could tell what is going on under that flame-retardant suit. What clinches it for this editor is the purse in Pyro's locker. Next time you spawn in the game, check it out.

* Then again, he could just really like purses.
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Epileptic Trees, planted and watered by experts, people. Let's hear it for www.tvtropes.org
 
The true story is that there is a war raging out there on some distant galaxy between Blue and Red and it will never end.
 
Intelligence has become the most valuable and sought after resource in the universe (its what all women want in a man). Civil war has broken out between people who wear red cloths and people who wear blue cloths, apparently because the only Mervyn's outlet left in existence is so poorly stocked. And everyone one has gained a collective schizophrenia because they all hear the voice of a pompus English woman in their heads who tells them how their doing.
 
Why are we here?

The only reason that we're here... is because there's a blue base here. And the only reason the Blues have a base here... is because we have a base here. So if we were to pull out right now, right friggin now-

-The blues would get our base!

Yeah, and then they'd have two bases in the middle of a box canyon. Whoop-de-friggin' doo.
 
2 rival building/construction/demolition companies fighting over a certain area. basically all there is to it.

I take it the intelligence is actually used for their real plot, and the building company is just a guise.
 
RED's intelligence contains a recipe for delicious cake.

BLU's intelligence contains the recipe for scrumptious waffles.

They are both trying to get their hands on the enemy's intel so they can make WAFFLE CAKE.
 
That is impossible, Darkside. The power would be too great! It would overload and destroy the universe in an incredibly tasty fashion!
 
That's why they've got the rockets. They've secretely constructed a Dyson sphere to protect them from universal cataclysm in the event that one of them succeeds in creating the thing.
 
Ah and btw on granary you can find intelligence :D
 
I'd like to note the huge friggin lazer on Gravelpit at the last cp.
(It's on top of the tower)
 
I think it would be hilarious if Team Fortress 2 somehow came into the storyline in Half Life 2: Episode 3, they try to get to Xen for some reason and end up in the world of Team Fortress 2. It would make me laugh a lot.
 
Gordon is trying to get to Advisors motherland and he end up in TF2. Sound like concreted :D
 
*Nod*

It's a campy, 60s era spy thing, as I understand it.
 
all your theories are crap except for que-ever's one, seriously. Although you all are joking.
 
Flie said:
I think it would be hilarious if Team Fortress 2 somehow came into the storyline in Half Life 2: Episode 3, they try to get to Xen for some reason and end up in the world of Team Fortress 2. It would make me laugh a lot.
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hah. I sence a new GOrdan Frohman comic... but A scout or a random rebel that somehow gets into the half-life world or the TF2 world (Respectivly). no gordan Frohman though, he's dead
 
Concerned put it best, I think

"Ooh, Doc, can you teleport me into Team Fortress 2?"

"Barney, please! I'm not a magician!"
 
One of red sai "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER" and blu are trying to stop him :D
 
Blu and Red were originally bitter rivals in the food-production industry. Blu produced various carbonated and alcoholic beverages while Red produced bread and pastries. The rivalry began when Red began reviving an ancient Babylonian recipe for alcoholic bread, which Blu saw as muscling in on its turf. To add insult to injury Red began promoting its new product with an extremely anti-Blu marketing campaign with such hurtful slogans as "blu sux0rz" and "blu is ghey lol". Blu responded by introducing a series of cola-flavoured cakes. Although both products proved to be wildly unpopular, a bitter rivalry was formed.

During the Second Great War soldiers discovered that both company's products made for excellent impromptu weapons. Blu's soda made for an excellent grenade when shaken well and Red's baguettes could be used as a truncheon for lethal effect. Both companies experienced exponential growth during this period and by the end of the war they were both looking to expand into new areas. Due to the incredible advances in electrical technology being made at the time, both companies began to invest in communications technology.

In the year of our lord 1951 the League of Nations issued an announcement: They were to give near-unlimited funding to the first organization that could create an efficient and economical means of launching and maintaining a global communications satellite. The desperation for this funding has resulted in research into advanced weapons technology and military training facilities for use of corporate espionage. These attempts at sabotage have degraded into all-out brawls between rivals armies; bred, trained and raised to die for their company, even if they do not know the reasons.

Neither company knows how close Tan, a breakfast-cereal producer, is to completing its rocket.





















What's in the Pyro’s locker?
 
I think TF2 evolves around a story about World Domination and firing missiles into space will either create satelites they could use to destroy the enemy or blow up all opposing bases, its a cartoon styled game, what else do cartoon villains want than world domination....
 
A purse, rubber.

As in Rabarbarber. And not a condom.
 
riomhaire, great story, but what about Builders Leauge United and Reliable Escavation Demolition?
 
lulz2jn1.jpg

It appears that is woman handbag
Poor quality-hlmv
 
I've posted an expanded version of my story in the Fan Fic section.
 
Well, on each map, we don't know which comes 1st and last in the timeline, but we do know that RED & BLU are both trying to fight it out for world domination. Before TF2, RED were winning the war, and had many strongholds around the world, the gravelpit, the dustbowl for example. During TF2, the BLUs have been trying to take over, who wins this war? You decide. The main fight takes place on ctf_2fort & cp_gravelpit. Its up to all of you to decide who wins this war.
http://steampowered.com/status/tf2/tf2_stats.php
 
if you spawn on BLU Team (at least on the 360 version) with the pyro, the purse has a flower on it.
 
This thread has too many lols.

Started out so pointless and crap...
 
Red stands for reliable extraction and demolition (or something along those lines).
 
riomhaire said:
Blu and Red were originally bitter rivals in the food-production industry. Blu produced various carbonated and alcoholic beverages while Red produced bread and pastries. The rivalry began when Red began reviving an ancient Babylonian recipe for alcoholic bread, which Blu saw as muscling in on its turf. To add insult to injury Red began promoting its new product with an extremely anti-Blu marketing campaign with such hurtful slogans as "blu sux0rz" and "blu is ghey lol". Blu responded by introducing a series of cola-flavoured cakes. Although both products proved to be wildly unpopular, a bitter rivalry was formed.

During the Second Great War soldiers discovered that both company's products made for excellent impromptu weapons. Blu's soda made for an excellent grenade when shaken well and Red's baguettes could be used as a truncheon for lethal effect. Both companies experienced exponential growth during this period and by the end of the war they were both looking to expand into new areas. Due to the incredible advances in electrical technology being made at the time, both companies began to invest in communications technology.

In the year of our lord 1951 the League of Nations issued an announcement: They were to give near-unlimited funding to the first organization that could create an efficient and economical means of launching and maintaining a global communications satellite. The desperation for this funding has resulted in research into advanced weapons technology and military training facilities for use of corporate espionage. These attempts at sabotage have degraded into all-out brawls between rivals armies; bred, trained and raised to die for their company, even if they do not know the reasons.

Neither company knows how close Tan, a breakfast-cereal producer, is to completing its rocket.
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U R TEH WINNAR!!! GOLD STAR!!!
 
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