Tell Me Something AMAZING!

[Gemma]

A man's erect penis is the size of 2 of his thumbs from knuckle to tip.

Wow i have a huge penis

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

At the age of 18, French jazz guitarist Django Reinhardt was injured in a fire that ravaged the caravan he shared with Florine "Bella" Mayer, his first wife.[5] They were very poor, and to supplement their income Bella made imitation flowers out of celluloid and paper. Consequently, their home was full of this highly flammable material. Returning from a performance late one night, Django apparently knocked over a candle on his way to bed. While his family and neighbors were quick to pull him to safety, he received first- and second-degree burns over half his body. His right leg was paralyzed and the third and fourth fingers of his left hand were badly burnt. Doctors believed that he would never play guitar again and intended to amputate one of his legs.[6] Reinhardt refused to have the surgery and left the hospital after a short time; he was able to walk within a year with the aid of a cane.

His brother Joseph Reinhardt, an accomplished guitarist himself, bought Django a new guitar. With painful rehabilitation and practice Django relearned his craft in a completely new way, even as his third and fourth fingers remained partially paralyzed. Hence, he played all of his guitar solos with only two fingers, and managed to use the two injured digits only for chord work.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

Wow i have a huge penis

Meh your still hawt even if you did have one
There are other holes to put it in :naughty:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'll show YOU holes.

/me shakes fists

 

[Gemma]

meh your still hawt even if you did have one
there are other holes to put it in :naughty:

ohhh lolz

 

[Emporius]

The U.S. Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper

Hypocrites...


Edit: ooooh 2 thousand

 

[Ravioli]

I ate a cake that was this delicious:


1.Delicious
2. omfg so good you will rape babies in the left eyesocket for it


1------------------------------------------!-----2


Luckily, no children were harmed.

 

[tschumann]

Humans and some sort of monkey thing (lemur maybe) are the only two animals that can have blue eyes.

 

[Phobie]

What about those dogs?

In fact there's a few breeds of dog with blue eyes..

 

[SamuraiKenji]

My care-o-meter is low

Care-o-meter - Low---|---------High

 

[Dynasty]

Met a fresher last night waiting in queue for a club who, I discovered through conversation, lived 3 houses down from me back in Devon. Drinks and convo later...ahem...

***king small world.

 

[ChiliFan]

The breed of cat called the Turkish Van can have blue eyes, amber eyes, or one of each:

 

[AJ Rimmer]

I have never seen a more perfect blend of both "Eeew, freak!" and "Aawwww" at the same time.

 

[highlander]

something amazing?

you don't know how awesome I am.