CyberPitz
Party Escort Bot
- Joined
- Aug 23, 2004
- Messages
- 24,791
- Reaction score
- 7
Another fmylife type of page....but this one is actually funny.
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com
EXAMPLES!
(703): Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
(337): I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
(813): I'm ****ing your sister right now.
(1-813): You mother****er
(813): She's next.
(607): went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com
EXAMPLES!
(703): Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
(337): I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
(813): I'm ****ing your sister right now.
(1-813): You mother****er
(813): She's next.
(607): went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever