The Battles Thread

[CyberSh33p]

hokay, so, I am le going to try zis on le hier for le chrissake. It le worked on ozzer forum, hwhy not zis one?

ok, rules are: first, answer the victor to the battle of the poster above you and why, and then post your own.

this will probably end up being a mess and then one of the stricter mods will close it, but I shall try anyway

ham vs. cheese

 

[PunisherUSA]

Ham sandwich, not cheese sandwich

easy one

crowbar vs. pipe

 

[Gunner]

Crowbar because it can parry the pipe with its' hook shape!

Skateboard Vs. Rollerblades!

 

[Vegeta897]

Rollerblades, there are two of them!

Boxers Vs. Briefs!

 

[CrazyHarij]

omg awesome thread..

Sofa.
edit: wtf vegeta edited.. boxers because they're comfy
Master Chief vs Gordon Freeman?

 

[Foxtrot]

omg awesome thread..

Sofa.
edit: wtf vegeta edited.. boxers because they're comfy
Master Chief vs Gordon Freeman?

MC because he is a trained military guy...yah
or :farmer:

 

[blahblahblah]

Resistance is futile.

Pepsi or Coca-Cola

 

[Vegeta897]

MC because he is a trained military guy...yah
or :farmer:

Sorry Harij, thought it was dumb so changed it.

EDIT: Coke, because it comes in much more flavors and varieties. (Mmmmmm Vanilla Coke...)

Paper Vs. Plastic

 

[ailevation]

:cheers:

Plastic because it's more durable, also if you're going to kill someone plastic is the way to go.

Breast vs. Vagina

 

[Vegeta897]

Vagina cuz it's next to da A**

HK vs. Colt

 

[PunisherUSA]

Colt

SIX SHOOTERS BABY!!

lol
Vegeta's repeated edits vs. everyone else

 

[CrazyHarij]

Vegeta's repeated edits, because they're funny

or

 

[clarky003]

, cause im always happy

20 noobs vs. 1 l33t gamer

 

[CrazyHarij]

20 noobs because they work as a team..

My scary avatar or Fenric's scary avatar

 

[PunisherUSA]

Fenric's, cuz the regular pic is freaky enough!

1337 vs. human-speak

 

[blahblahblah]

Human-speak. I can't read 1337 speak.

pwned or pwn3d

 

[Sedako]

pwned because you can't read 1337 anyways

ass or arse

 

[CrazyHarij]

ass because it's finer..

fire or water

 

[o3jox]

water puts out the fire

paper or plastic

 

[Onions]

plastic, it melts.

onions or munro

 

[Sedako]

onions is teh bomb

boom vs bang

 

[CrazyHarij]

Boom, because it's louder and cooler

Weed or Beer?

 

[Sui]

munro, as he would ban the onions...

terrorists or CTs

and btw when a mod comes in he will lock this as they are "not allowed" scince the arena thread or somin...

*edit OMFG EVERYONE ON THIS FORUM POSTS TOO QUICK

beer coz its more availiable

 

[CrazyHarij]

Ct's because I've always had a thing for Rainbow Six and Delta Force guys

I-rox or bash.org?

 

[Sui]

I ROX, because i do.

and from now on only one post per user, or this threadwill get locked to hell.

CB vs. abom

 

[blahblahblah]

Abom. He would eat CB

White or Black

 

[CyberSh33p]

black cause i am blacki lie

sex vs violence

 

[Sedako]

sex is yummy, and you can still have violent sex

me vs you

 

[blahblahblah]

Me. Cause I am cooler.

LOL or ROFL

 

[CyberSh33p]

LMAO
ailevation loses
pork vs king

 

[ailevation]

:thumbs: ROFL, some people dont know what it means

Condom vs diaphram

 

[Sui]

LOL, because the floor has carpet bugs.

banned or closed?

LIKE THIS THREAD WILL BE

sorry im just sure the mods are taking a breaK at the moment... but just you waiT!! theyyl lock this thread!! YOULL SEE!!! and ill be like "i told u so"

*edit* darn i just disobeyed my own rule... ok, one post from...

...

...

... NOW

 

[Sedako]

pork, because food owns me

up vs down

 

[CrazyHarij]

Up , because that's where Im going.

Books vs magazines

And Suicide42: dont ruin the thread, just edit your post or something

 

[Sai]

Magazines b/c some have porn

gamespot vs ign

 

[Crushenator 500]

magazines, easier to just open, and more pics :E

pc's v mac's

 

[CrazyHarij]

PC, because it's obvious that it pwn with games and stuff

unix or linux

 

[Crushenator 500]

linux b-coz unix isnt as known

rap vs metal

 

[CrazyHarij]

metal because it's fun to listen to and rap sucks..

WTF vs OMG

 

[Sai]

Metal for it doesn't suck as much

My opinion vs yours