The Battles Thread

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timmy, b/c he is smarter and prettier (no one cares what you think).

awesome vs classic
 
awesome, because that is what cybersh33p is.

getting IMed by people you don't like vs. lil timmy
 
timmy b/c he's so awesome and great and awesome.

bill vs william
 
its a choice between clinton and pretentious french guys. so I'll go with bob.

shuzer vs. a rock
 
CyberSh33p said:
its a choice between clinton and pretentious french guys. so I'll go with bob.

shuzer vs. a rock
Shuzer! I have seen him eat rocks before!

AK47 vs. M4A1
 
gates, he can by jobs' soul (i think he already has actually).

whitehouse.gov vs whitehouse.org
 
edit: timmy sucks
whitehouse.gov, just cause

a latex glove vs. a latex condom
 
condom, less likely to develop a latex allergy by using it.

fear in las vegas vs loathing in las vegas
 
Fear in Las Vegas, because Hunter S. Thompson gets "THE FEAR," but he never gets "THE LOATHING."

Testicle the size of a coconut VS. 18 Testicles that hang down like a bunch of grapes?
 
fork, it's far deadlier in my hands (so far anyway).

masaharu morimoto vs hiroyuki sakai
 
masaharu morimoto, because M's are the 1337 letter

Bill and Ted vs Cheech and Chong
 
cheech and chong! lol, not even close, cheech and chong would roll them up and smoke their slacker asses.

"run of the mill" vs "average, everyday"
 
average, everyday. Because mills are stupid.

Monkey vs Jay and silent bob
 
Jay & Silent BoB because Jay would kick the monkey's ass!

This VS That!
 
jay and slient bob cuz they own a monkey, well stole one but still


edit: this cuz its closer to me
money vs fame
 
money, it's easier to buy fame than get paid for being famous.

the bold vs the beautiful
 
Apu because he's got that sexy foreign thing going on for him!

light vs dark?
 
double-baggers because I have no idea what it is.

80s or 60s
 
80s, cause I can't stand hippies...

pizza vs. hamburger
 
Pizza, the toppings can't fall out the back >_<

APC vs AFI
 
Insane - the '60s were amazing. Erm... As I know because I was there :|

APC because I don't like AFI very much.

James Brown or Otis Redding
 
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